Name- emporer hobbes

My Quest- To rock fictionpress' virtual socks.

My Favorite Color- blue. No, wait...

Favorite Writers- Stoker, Maguire, Chaucer, Homer, Twain, and Poe.

Color?- Okay, I know this one... YELLOW!! NO!! um... gah, I know this...

Favorite thing to eat- Food. Food is excellent. I love it.

Gender- Wouldn't you like to know.

My Favorite Color- ...

Weapon of Choice- Wumbo watch.

Greatest thing to happen to mankind- The Big Bang Theory. And food. Specifically jicama. (Ariba!)

Favorite words of Wisdom- " A day without sunshine is like night." -Steve Martin.

" If you were a robot, but didn't know, but I did, would you want me to tell you?" - Walowitz.

" Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something." - Westley.

" Dogs have people. Cats have staff." - Anonymous.

" Love? Above all things I believe in love! Love is like oxygen! Love is a many splendored thing! Love lifts us up where we belong! Love! All you need is love!"- Christian. ( God, after finding out Ewan McGregor played him and Obi Wan, I was burned.)

" Margaret Dumont- I'm afraid you'll tire of me and leave me for some younger, beautiful woman, and forget all about me.

Groucho- Don't be silly! I'll write you twice a week!"

Harpo- ...(honk honk!)- Harpo Marx.

"NEVER PUT WALLPAPER IN YOUR HOUSE." - Mom.

My Favorite Color- Go away...