emporer hobbes
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Name- emporer hobbes

My Quest- To rock fictionpress' virtual socks.

My Favorite Color- blue. No, wait...

Favorite Writers- Stoker, Maguire, Chaucer, Homer, Twain, and Poe.

Color?- Okay, I know this one... YELLOW!! NO!! um... gah, I know this...

Favorite thing to eat- Food. Food is excellent. I love it.

Gender- Wouldn't you like to know.

My Favorite Color- ...

Weapon of Choice- Wumbo watch.

Greatest thing to happen to mankind- The Big Bang Theory. And food. Specifically jicama. (Ariba!)

Favorite words of Wisdom- " A day without sunshine is like night." -Steve Martin.

" If you were a robot, but didn't know, but I did, would you want me to tell you?" - Walowitz.

" Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something." - Westley.

" Dogs have people. Cats have staff." - Anonymous.

" Love? Above all things I believe in love! Love is like oxygen! Love is a many splendored thing! Love lifts us up where we belong! Love! All you need is love!"- Christian. ( God, after finding out Ewan McGregor played him and Obi Wan, I was burned.)

" Margaret Dumont- I'm afraid you'll tire of me and leave me for some younger, beautiful woman, and forget all about me.

Groucho- Don't be silly! I'll write you twice a week!"

Harpo- ...(honk honk!)- Harpo Marx.

"NEVER PUT WALLPAPER IN YOUR HOUSE." - Mom.

My Favorite Color- Go away...

Ty's Ultimate Catastrophe Survival Guide! by Typing Typhoon reviews
Now back by popular demand! Ever been stuck in a horribly awkward, tragic, situation? Well this is the guide for you! Use this E-book to get you out of all the most ridiculous situations life can throw at you! Ha! In your FACE, Life!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009
Snake in the Greenwood reviews
Moby Dick, Rumplestiltskin, The Serpent.... the same person?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,036 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009