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Joined 12-14-08, id: 643686, Profile Updated: 04-15-10
Author has written 29 stories for Life, Horror, Fantasy, General, Essay, Love, Religion, Nature, and Fantasy.

HI people! =)

But oh well, holy crap junior year of high school!! I like hate this school year...so much BS to deal with and none of it makes sense...just stupid people being stupider than they need to be

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Stereotypes: put in bold who you are

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

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Safe by Whityarith reviews
What's the end result?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
Insanity by Grey of Solitude reviews
Oh, how I've watched her! Today, she's going to be my first victim, yes, but not my last... /Explicit Version/ Been called disturbing a multiple of times...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Flash Memory Dream by centuriespast reviews
A series of memories that had been lost. Now they've come back. The good and the bad--more bad than good. Read at your own expense ; oh! some 'words' are said, just a heads up
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Open Letter to the Squirrel King by Axel Scott reviews
For those of you who need a laugh... or would like to join TUSA....
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
obsidian by qveenofcvps reviews
He is an artist. Blood is his paint and she shall be his easel.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
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The Dragon, The Priestess, And The Locker reviews
Started as something that was going to be a spoof of the lion, the witch and the wardrobe, but i made it a completely diff story......made it my own lol
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010
How You Left Me
this is really sad, and its actually happening to me at the moment, but im starting to get over it, just read.....
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Complete
No One Sees
Blinded......
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Complete
Nature reviews
Seasons....
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Complete
God reviews
You left me....
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Complete
My Thoughts Of You
I thought i loved you now i cant stand you.....
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Complete
Why?
The world became so dark....
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Complete
Secrets In My Soul
Just a monologue that i wrote....
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Complete
Dear God Not Another Cinderella
Once upon a time.....
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Published: 11/17/2009
Soulless
The dead soul within...
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Pain reviews
My pain runs red...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Danger!
...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
Jump
I see the edge...
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
Untitled reviews
So cold: i hate writing summaries
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
Love
What is this feeling
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
My Heart
Sweet
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
Angel reviews
I wrote this twice and loved the way it came out the second time
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
Swirling
...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
Demons
I did it better this time.....
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
Me, Myself, and I
I'm that girl...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Complete
Insanity reviews
My life changed in the worst way possible in one night; i suck at summaries.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/7/2009
Stalk
He wanted to hurt her : oh and let me know if it should be T or M
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
Broken Heart
She hated her life: please tell me if it should be just T
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
You Think
you dont kno everything about me
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Monster
A bit mean, but tell me if it should be M
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Disappearing
A bit dark.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
4 Minutes reviews
A bit dark, tell me if it should be M
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Laughing
All smiles doesn't mean the person is happy inside
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
Terror and Fear reviews
The dark is a terrible place to be
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete