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Author has written 4 stories for General.

Hello! My name is Valerie!

There isn't much for me to say about myself. Let's start with:

I like black. Too much.
I write. Also too much.
My loyalties lie with people who are (shockingly) louder than myelf.
My obsessions are anime, manga, drawing, painting, love love love.
I am a total Skrink, but a major Skrot. (Watch Party Monster if you don't get it.)

Hmm... What Else? OH!!:

I am Valerie, Queen of the Kingdom Asylum and Almighty Ruler of the Loonies!

(Paying attention yet?)

Why am I the Grand Authoress you ask?

Well, why not?

Now, these are the TEN stories that have completely inspired my writing and convinced me to post as a fellow fictionpress writer:

Against All Odds, by Myrika

Reason and Romance, by Myrika

Trick, by Skylar Alexander

Capture Me Gently, by Kizune

Echo, by Petals in my Palm

Right Here in My Arms, by EndlessDark66

He Punks Me Not, by Slideshow

Skye, by kristalyn

Takeoffs & Landings, by StartMiddleEnd

One Over the Other, by StartMiddleEnd

Those Stories are must read stories, though Myrika has removed hers, and maybe some others. I have these authors to thank for my flow.

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Trick DRAFT by S. Alexander reviews
REMOVED - READ TRICK REVISED.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Triumph's Call by xXFan-FanXx reviews
With the pressures of high school and family life on her shoulders Kaylynn couldn't get anymore stress in her life. That was until two mysterious boys entered the school and it seems they can't leave her alone. Co-Authored by Jazzy-Baby. ***Completed***
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
The Year Of Too Many Boys by KatieTheWriter reviews
Boy number One: I picked up the stuffed animal he gave me for valentine’s day. The one with the white teddy bear holding a heart that says, “I love you.” Yeah, right. I threw it right at his stupid head, hoping it would ruin his Zac Efron styled hair.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,135 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Snippets by squiggle-line reviews
He's a self-proclaimed videogame freak. She thinks the library is her second home. Together, they're going to take over the world...er...right after he figures out what she did with his box of cereal...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,424 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 8/9/2005
Hate Me by lrazorbladel reviews
Raylin is a perfectionist. Viper is a goth. They both do not believe in love. What happens when they meet? Rated T for language. -COMPLETED- Sequel Up!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,552 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Red Violet OLD by lucretiabaine reviews
Alexander Little is a self loathing mall Goth who wants to end it all. An adorable cake baking girl and a flamboyant, snobby rich boy with rainbow hair will change this. Eventually. Go read the new version instead.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Complete
No, I Believe that You're Not Just Conjured Up by PepperVaughn reviews
*complete* ... I imagined it so hard that I could feel his breath move my hair and warm my ear. No really, I felt it. My eyes flew open. There, lying on my bed holding me close was the man of my dreams. LITERALLY..." Rated M for possible mature language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,500 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
The Obscure Narration of Pocahontas by shes-an-open-book reviews
slash Seventeen year old Kael finds himself riding alone on a public transportation bus where he spies, and falls in love with, a boy who promised to steer clear of guys forever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,726 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Girl : Alone by Car Crash Prettyxx reviews
In this county there are two private schools. One for girls and the other for boys. But one girl gets accepted into the boys one by accident, what will happen when one lone girl is suddenly thrust back into a life of men? Only time will tell.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,924 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Boy oh Boy by HelloOutThere reviews
M/M slash. "…You really think you'd lose me because of that?" He looked up, his eyes red and I smiled at him, "…Never gonna happen. You're stuck with me." Try to stay together during high school... Tough? Max and Brett think so.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,438 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
The Obsession with Jack by faerie-gumdrops reviews
Hello. My name is Rosie. I'm a boring, dead inside emotional wreck, living in a boring village filled with lunatics. The only colourful things in my life are the boy I don't know and the soundtrack I stole. Life is good. Complete! - REMOVED
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
Night Storm by Tears of My Heart reviews
It was storming the night fate ruined my life. Wait and you'll see me, Connelly High's bad ass black wearing chick from hell crying her eyes out into her pillow. Why, you ask? Because my best friend stabbed me in the back and broke my freaking heart.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,878 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Quelqu'un A Aimer by A Tarnished Rose reviews
SLASH. COMPLETE. One jaded teenage superstar. One lazy slob of a song writer. When they meet? Instant connection. Instant drama. Instant complications.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,415 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/14/2007 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Complete
skye by kristalyn reviews
When his exgirlfriend refuses to accept defeat, Jason finds an unlikely ally in the form of Skye, a strange, confusing new student who never fails to leave Jason feeling...strange. SLASH!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,902 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Recover by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. Boys don't like me, and that's a fact. So there's pretty much no point in me even trying. But then he has to come along, and suddenly, I'm not so sure anymore.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,660 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Brown Eyes, Dangerous Hearts by AmberEye reviews
Rachel gets kidnapped, and falls in love with a guy who helped with the kidnapping. But what about a mysterious stranger who teaches her about her true identity. R&R
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 61,090 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Complete
Wonderwall by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
[Complete] Brian isn't too thrilled with having to move to the middle of nowhere and attend boarding school, til he meets a group of friends and a boy he thinks could be the guy of his dreams. But love is never easy...Yaoi, MM slash, etc
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,158 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Complete
Sugar Rush by Clavel reviews
Meet Liz Rush, second among five sisters and crazy girl extraordinary. Meet Will Daniels, rich boy and annoying person extraordinary. Girl Meets Boy and they hate each other guts. Or do they? Loosely based on P&P
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,404 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
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Being Entirely Lonely Is Not Dwindling 2 Affection
Jackie has a screwed up past. Only eighteen with a child and working in a tattoo parlor to support herself, she has little time for extra. Her co-workers are her only family. No boyfriends. But can a new apprentice lift her spirits a little? R&R please
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,588 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010
Us Against All
Two people who don't know how to love anymore. Angel can handle it, staying slightly social and verbal. Stine, on the other hand, is her opposite even though they are so alike. She is determined to crack him open, no matter what the stakes are. R and R
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,014 - Published: 5/1/2010
Wonderfully Allison
My sad, fun, crazy, romance-filled version of Alice in wonderland. Allison is sad, wants to disappear, and when a boy named Even, the "white rabbit" says he can help her leave, how can things possibly go right? Especially in another dimension. Read&Review
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,539 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010
To Love
A group of friends who cheer To Love. Two girls in love are partners for a year long project, and sienna has to finish it for more than just herself. F/F, M/M, M/F, crossdressing. Rated M. Better than it sounds.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Published: 12/24/2008