Twila Starla
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Hi everyone! Twila Starla here, with her FictionPress profile! Yay!

The Person Behind The Pen... Uh, Screen.

Real Name: C.J. (I won't give out more then that for fear of someone (or Disney) tracking me down!)

Age: Currently 16.

Birthday: October 9th.

Gender: Female (a-doy!)

Location: The good ol' USA!

Motto: "Never be normal!"

Hobbies: Reading, writing, video-editing, guitar, singing, playing video games, listening to music, daydreaming when I should be doing something else, but I find that something boring, and talking with my friends on the internet for countless hours.

Pets: Five cats, Violet, Sophie, Mia, Waffles, and Carmen and one dog, Honey.

Family: I have one, yes, but I think they're somewhere in another galaxy at this time.


"These are a few of my favorite things."

Favorite Song of All Time. The Remedy (I Won't Worry) by Jason Mraz.

Favorite Song(s) Right Now. My Life Would Suck Without You by Kelly Clarkson.

Favorite Disney Song. I'll Try by Jonatha Brooke from Return To Neverland.

Favorite Holiday. Christmas, of course!

Favorite Actor & Actress. Johnny Depp and Billie Piper.

Favorite Authors. Cornelia Funke (The InkHeart Trilogy and Thief Lord), Chistopher Paolini (The Inheritance Trilogy), and Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl).

Favorite Color. Aqua blue.

Favorite Food. Anything Italian.

Favorite Animal. Dragon (So they're not real, so what?)

Favorite TV Channels. Disney Channel, Nickelodeon, Discovery Channel, History Channel, and BBC.

Favorite Music. Pretty much anything, but I don't like most rap or techo. Too annoying for my taste. Heavy metal isn't my thing either.

Favorite Classic Disney Movie. Peter Pan (the best of both worlds, magic and pirates meet in the same story. What more could you ask for?)

Favorite Musical Artists: Hilary Duff. Kelly Clarkson. Carrie Underwood. Aly & A.J. Rihanna. Beyonce. Miley Cyrus. Christina Aguilera. Jesse McCartney. Simple Plan. The All-Amarican Rejects. Evanescence. Fall Out Boy. The Jonas Brothers. Michelle Branch. Ashley Tisdale. Jump5. My Chemical Romance. Taylor Swift. Justin Timberlake. Avril Lavigne. Natasha Bedingfield. Paramore. Three Days Grace. Within Temptation. Poets of The Fall. David Archuleta.

Favorite Movies: Pirates of The Caribbean trilogy, The Lord Of The Rings trilogy, The Incredibles (Pixar animation rocks!), Sleepy Hollow, Mean Girls, Moulin Rouge, Star Wars I-VI, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Superman movies, Stardust, School of Rock, Treasure Planet, The Princess Bride, Spider Man 1-3, The Producers (2006 version), Batman movies (mostly Dark Knight), Holes, Ella Enchanted, and Titanic.

Favorite Video Game Platforms: Wii and Nintendo DS.

Favorite Video Game: Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.

Favorite TV Shows: Kim Possible. Heroes. Doctor Who. W.I.T.C.H. Smallville. Teen Titans. Robin Hood. Torchwood. Chuck. American Idol. That's 70's Show. Avatar: The Last Airbender. Superman: The Animated Series. Justice League. Tin Man. Buzz Lightyear of Star Command. Danny Phantom. Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends. Batman: The Animated Series. Roots. Oban: Star Racers.

Favorite Books: InkWorld trilogy. Vampirates. Artemis Fowl series. The Twilight Saga. Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events. The Inheritance Trilogy. Treasure Island. A Wrinkle In Time series. The Chronicles of Narnia. The Spiderwick Chronicles. Sherlock Holmes. Unicorns of Balinor. Capt. Hook. Jack Sparrow series. Comic books, including DC, Marvel, and Dark Horse. Peter and The Starcatchers trilogy.


Favorite Quotes.

Mr. Possible: Kimberly Ann Possible!

Kim: Hi, Dad!

Mr. Possible: You know how I feel about circus folk.

Kim: Actually, Dad, they're a team of superheroes, and their arch-foe is out for revenge, and-

Ron: Sir, we'll get them back to the circus, pronto.

Mr. Possible: See that you do, Ronald.

Ron: (of Shego) Has she always been this cranky?

Hego & Mego: Oh yeah!


Aviarius: ( laughing ) Soon, the powers of Team Go will be mine. At long last, control of Go City will be mine! And after so many years, vengeance will be mine!

Wego 1: Mine, mine, mine.

Wego 2: He sounds like Mego.

Kim Possible, Go Team Go


Lizzie (of Kate) Of course she didn't go to Waterslide Wonderland, she melts when water touches her.

The Lizzie McGuire Movie Novel.


Aang: I've been breathing for hours.

Jeong Jeong: You want to stop breathing!

Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Deserter.


Uncle Max: Everything the light touches... belongs to somebody else.

Timon: Oh... I thought you were going somewhere with this.

The Lion King 1/2.


Younger Kim: (to Ron) That's the future you.

Younger Ron: What's with the stupid hat?

Present Ron: It's a... future hat!

Younger Ron: So what does the future hat do?

Present Ron: Nothing, it's just a hat! Look, when you get older you will cut your hair and become a babe magnet. Keep that look!

Younger Ron: But what about the hat?

Present Ron: Forget the hat!


Future Drakken: The Supreme One had a simple dream to rule the world, of course, it was my dream first. (Drakken is zapped by collar)

Future Shego: Eyes on me! I started out as an unappreciated sidekick trying to make the stupid schemes of others (eyes dart towards Drakken) succeed.

Future Drakken (off screen) My schemes were not stupid! (is zapped by collar again)

Future Shego: Oh... but with the help of a time traveling monkey, I went solo with a scheme of my own, and it worked! Now it's my world, you're just living in it. Back to work!

Kim Possible: A Sitch In Time.


Spongebob: She attacked me in my own dojo.

Mr. Krabs : Are you on some new allergy medication, boy?

Spongebob Squarepants, Karate Choppers.


Drakken: This isn't over, Kim Possible! You capture us, we'll just come back more evil than before! Eviler, more evil, less not gooder. I...

Shego: Please stop talking.

Drakken: K...

Kim Possible, Naked Genius.


Sandy: Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreadin' like one.

Spongebob Squarepants, Squirrel Jokes.


Kim: Did you analyze that gravy sample?

Wade: Yep.

Monique: And?

Wade: ...You don't wanna know. Not until graduation. From college.

Monique: I say we trust him on the gravy.

Kim Possible. Gorilla Fist.


Rabbi Katz: But Ronald, nothing was wrong with the old you.

Ron: Ok, Rabbi, get out of my head!

Kim: Ron, he's right, these instant muscles have gotta go. They're not the real you.

Ron: ...SO MANY VOICES IN MY HEAD!

Kim: Ron, we're talking to you through a ventilation shaft.

Kim Possible, Ron The Man.'


(on video tape)

SSS: ...a pair of thieves are planing to steal your chocolate-chip cookie recipe –

SSJ: Father, what are you doing in the dark?

(SSS's eyes widen; lights click on)

SSS: No, Junior! The lights!

Kim Possible, Two To Tutor.


"My girlfriend became my arch-enemy, my arch-enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But hey, that's high school."

Will Stronghold, Sky High.


Ron: (sitting upright in bed ) Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!

Harry: You tell those spiders, Ron.

Ron: Yeah, tell them... I'll tell them...

(falls straight back asleep)

Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, 2004.


Shego: So where's Possible?

Ron: She's not my girlfriend!

Shego: Whoa there, never said she was

Ron: Oooooh, awkward.

Kim Possible, Overdue.


Shego: Intruder alert!

Dr. Drakken: Can't hear you. Intruder alert too loud.

Kim Possible, Tick-Tick-Tick.


Lex Luthor: Kitty, what was it my father always used to tell me?

Kitty Kowalski: You're losing all your hair?

Lex Luthor: No, before that.

Kitty Kowalski: Get out?

Superman Returns, 2006.


Beast Boy: (to Cyborg's answering machine) I know you're there! The phone is built in your arm!

Teen Titians, Divide and Conquer.


Shego: (angry) There you are!

Drakken: (Gasps and crawls behind pillar)

Shego:(Appears from the other side of the pillar, smiling) I am so happy you're not hurt!

Shego: I mean... ( Sobs ) If anything had happened, I don't know what I'd do! ( Sobbing )

Shego: (appears in front of Drakken, suspicious looking) But you'd like to know, wouldn't you? Wouldn't you!

(Drakken curls into a fetal position and sucks his thumb)

Shego: (confused) Wha... Uh... What was I talking about?

Drakken: (takes thumb out of mouth) Um... Did I forget your birthday? Is that what this is about? 'Cause I'm scared. (resumes position)

Kim Possible, Emotion Sickness.


Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?

Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?

Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl, 2003.


The makers of Azarath and Metrion are proud to introduce Zinthos. New and improved Zinthos gives you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it. And because it’s blue, Zinthos goes with everything. Zinthos isn’t right for everyone and may cause bloating, cramping, hair loss, disturbing visions, fits of rage, and growth of additional eyes. Children under three should not be exposed to Zinthos. Do not get Zinthos wet, and never feed it after midnight. If you experience trouble meditating, stop saying “Zinthos” and consult your ancient scrolls immediately. New blue Zinthos.

Teen Titans, Episode 257-494


Weather Forecaster: As a cold front sweeps in, you can expect showers in Spokane.

Bloo: Showers in Spokane. Spooo-Caaaahhhnn.

Weather Forcaster: Temperatures are up there, and its hot in Topeka.

Bloo: Its hoooooooot in Toooooo-Peeeee-Kaaaaaaahhhh. Its hot. Hot hot. Hot. Hot. Haawwwwt. Hawwwwwt. Its Hot hot hot! Its hot in Topeka! Toe-peker. I'm a toe-pick. I'm a Hot toe picker. Pick my hot toe-pick-it! Topeka's hot. My toe is hot. Pick it. Its hot in Topeka. Its hot. It's hot! Its hot. Its Hot in, its hot in, its hot in Topeka! Topeka.

Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends, Squeeze The Day.


Girl Scout: (of lemonade) Is this made from real lemons?

Wednesday: Yes.

Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?

Pugsley: Yes.

Girl Scout: I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?

Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

The Addams Family, 1991.


Elizabeth: There will come a time when you'll have the chance to do something courageous, to do the right thing.

Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, 2006.


Bonnie: What's a 'car-monkey'?

Kim Possible, Car Alarm.


Ron: You'll never get away with this!

Drakken: What? Why? What do you know?!

Ron: Oh, nothing. It just seemed like the thing to say.

Kim Possible, Clothes Minded.


Electronique: Rule one: It is not a good idea unless it comes from me.

Hego: But you wanted all of Team Go to be your evil henchpeople. Was that the plan or not?

Electronique: That was only part of my revenge for putting me in that miserable prison. For keeping me there, I twist the power of Team Go to bring Go City to its knees.

Hego: But...um, cities don't have knees.

Mego: That was ah -- what do you call it? A, uh, simile.

Wego 1: It's not a simile.

Wego 2: It's metaphor.

Hego: The topic here is geography, not English. Or is it anatomy?

(Eletronique blasts them)

Electronique: It is an order!

Team Go: Yes, Electronique.

Electronique: Good unison talking. Very important in the henchpeople.

Kim Possible, Stop Team Go.


(The Pirate Lords are handing in their 'pieces of eight', replaced with assorted junk. Gibbs and Pintel are disscussing it)

Pintel: So change the name.

Gibbs: To what? To "nine pieces of whatever we happened to have in our pockets at the time"? Oh, yes. That sounds very piraty.

Pirates of The Caribbean: At World's End, 2007.


Gothbat: My poem; "The Maggot of Truth" by Gothbat. "Yesterday, the rain ran black and bleak in braided rivers o'er the clotted Earth of freshly opened graves. I clawed the dirt with bloody-fingered hands. O bitter maggot! You gnaw at my entrails and whisper "no one loves you", then hatch into a black winged fly and soar away. A thousand hours pass, my soul breaks like a darkened mirror, and at last, in agony, I die."

Other Voice: Needs work. Have you considered another format?

Gothbat: Like what?

Other Voice: Hmm... "O maggot! Your teeth upon my innards teaches me; no more raw bacon."

Gothbat: That's disgusting, and I'm not writing goth haiku!

Other Voice: Well, how 'bout this? "There once was a maggot from Nantucket..."

Gothbat: Shut up.

http/ursulav.deviantart.com/art/Another-Random-Interlude-611044

Mrs. Racer catches Spritle jumping on the couch, imitating the anime he's watching

Mrs. Racer: What are you doing?

Spritle: ...Nothin'.

Mrs. Racer: Oh, was that the same nothing that broke my last couch?

Spritle: No, that was a totally different nothing.

Speed Racer, 2008.

Hego: "Life sucks, then you die" is, for the last time, not a superhero team motto.

Confessions of A Teenage Heroine, chapter 1, by shegal92.

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Borderline reviews
No one's ever crossed Borderline, dear," said Mrs. Gray, putting a hand on her daughter's shoulder. "No human can and no human ever will." Gyana breathed before speaking, "Yes, but I wonder... just how human am I?"
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,916 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009