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Joined 12-15-08, id: 643901, Profile Updated: 09-23-12
Author has written 17 stories for Romance, Fantasy, Love, Action, Mystery, Sci-Fi, and Thriller.

My name is a pun on the word Muse because that's how I roll, I am an idiot, and I have stories to tell, so I'd better learn how to write decently.

I am currently in the joyous, joyous process of self-study (actually yeah, kind of joyous, since it consists of reading stuff I like and trying to figure out why). I am an awesome reviewer. You know it. And I beta too, when people come forth and request my editing expertise. Which they should totally do more often, by the way. I'm not actually contagious. I get mouthy when I edit/review, so keep that in mind. Sometimes I say the STUPIDEST shit. It's a talent.

My interests are writing, reading, magic, dragons, art, psychology, languages (yes, beyond Japanese even!), and butt-kicking of all kinds. I cannot get my profile to format correctly. This is proving highly irritating. I am going to rule the world. Just so you know. Now go read one of my stories, mortal!

Also, the profile picture is by my counterpart on deviantart, who totally stole my name. No shame, Mieu-san. We shall multiply and take over this mud-rock.

I update on weekends, generally, and will post something every week.

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Rory Harper's Guide to Mating by Spleentectonics reviews
Slash. When Werewolves like me and you—okay, not you—reach a certain age, the hormones start a ragin'. Kinda like humans, 'cept when we get that special feeling in our pants, our choices become limited to mate or eat someone. And not in the good way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 167,147 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 6/1/2020 - Published: 12/8/2009
Note To Self: Learn Social Skills by QueenofRoses reviews
Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
The Sailor's General Superior by IceraMyst reviews
Calentine is having a bad day. His head's bashed in, his ship is sunk, and the most important man in the kingdom just fell in love with him in the worst way. Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 139,532 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 3/10/2017 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Complete
Leviathan! by RoughDraftHero reviews
Leviathan has always been apathetic about this whole supervillian business. However, to impress his older brother, he chooses to make the new superhero in town his arch nemesis. Too bad this hero has a penchant for saving Leviathan! slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,755 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/2/2011
The Endless Chronicles: Dark Matters by MoonKaiser reviews
Meet Alex Conscript and Stephenie Marks - multiverse travelers, portal experts, and, unfortunately, both the destroyers and saviors of the multiverse, respectively. Can Alex save his parents, or will he destroy everything in existence?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,362 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2012
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Never Say Thank You by Tygati reviews
Slash. When Conall hears his coworkers discussing a strange thief that sneaks into their houses and cleans everything, he knows it couldn't possibly be what it sounds like. After all, Brownies are just fairytales... aren't they?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,337 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Five Moderately Easy Steps to Having a Life by write-this-down reviews
[Slash] Liam mostly keeps to himself and spends his time painting, until one day a neighbor shows up with his mail. After that, it's only a matter of time until Liam finally gets the hang of actually having a life. OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
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A Survival Guide to Mondays reviews
Snarky, antisocial Matthias Gatler goes through life in his own messed-up little worlds and he's FINE with that. He's going to kill Mondays, the only companion he'll ever need is The Hoodie of Malicious Plotting, and all these problems he supposedly has? He can handle them. But that's before Set shows up, and drags Matthias into a world of art that he just can't ignore.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,418 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013
The Most Boring Story Ever Told reviews
Tari's life has been boiled down to the simplicities: soup, his shop, one obnoxious assistant, and absolutely NEVER sticking his neck out. Unfortunately, seems like he hasn't done as good a job of becoming invisible as he thought. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,839 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012
Dearest Midne
I was the girl you didn't know existed; you were the only thing in the world that made me feel OK. That's not the case anymore. One-sided femslash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Complete
Cold Lover reviews
Yes, I'm officially crazy. Not the schizophrenia thing-oh no. That's old news. And this isn't really the way I want to die, but I don't get a choice. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2012
Patience and Power Outages reviews
They bonded over juvenile delinquency and even since then, it's always been Malice and Rix. That isn't about to change now, no matter who has a crush on whom. But can you ever really know everything about another person...? Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012
Her Pride
When the desert 'eats' her brother, the accursed pale child Misling sets out to be swallowed herself. Welcome to the world little bone child-it's much bigger than you ever expected. And you've got more to lose than you thought. Femslash.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,472 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012
The Tragic Life of Sherman Belray reviews
When I said I wanted an adventure, this was not what I meant! I didn't mean to kill my uncle, and I didn't kidnap any princes! Now would you please put me back on Earth where you found me? And for the last time, no, I AM NOT AN ALIEN!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/15/2011
XXI reviews
Ride hasn't been having a very good week. Her house got broken into, she found TWO perverts in the shower, and she woke up in a hospital with a big chunk of her memory missing. It gets better--now what's left of her sanity is being held for ransom.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,051 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011
The Fearful Darkness
Faye wanted to run away. Collin wanted to stand his ground and protect his family. Fain just wanted to be brave. Easier said than done. And now everyone is running out of time before the same tragedy repeats itself.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,089 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011
Charmed Like Me reviews
When parental retaliation lands rising starlet Adelaide Morrow in boarding school, she decides to become someone new. A boy, in fact. NEVER assume that boarding schools have private rooms. And oh good god--try not to drool over your gorgeous roommate.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,772 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011
The Nimbus House
Ivy firmly believed that Stan could be saved from Lizzie's evil clutches if only she could get him interested in something healthy. Like breaking into haunted houses. Which are apparently full of aliens--sorry, goblins, did you say?
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Published: 1/13/2011
Cinderella's Glasses reviews
Michael did get to dance with the princess--the problem is that she forgot to tell him her name before she disappeared. And the fact that she's apparently dead. He's just going to be single forever, isn't he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011
A Child's Sight reviews
The problem with faeries is that they just don't listen, especially when you tell them that you want nothing to do with them anymore. But Fennel Owens is sick of taking it lying down and he's got a plan to take Tinkerbell out. Eventual slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011
The Fire Age reviews
A misanthropic street kid only interested in scholasticism has no place in national politics, but whether she likes it or not, Aiphe just got involved. She's going to have to do this alone, but no problem. It's not like anyone is counting on her. Right?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009
The Invasion of Warmth
Just a little something I thought of in terms of one of my favorite stories. It's mostly figurative, so interpret it as you will. Something of a story on love.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
Fake It reviews
The Academy was made for the elite, people so talented that regular society is wasted on them. Power, intelligence, breeding; these students have it all. So what do you do when you're at the very bottom of the elite? You break rules, of course.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009
Rhythm reviews
The sound is everywhere, and it's a part of me. It feels like magic most of the time, and then it starts to hurt, because I don't think I exist without it anymore. Also, my roommate should be shot. Eventual slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009