DeeDee Lynette
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Joined 12-16-08, id: 644017, Profile Updated: 12-30-08

Don't worry; be happy. :D

Hey there! My name is, (obviously), DeeDee Lynette. If you guessed that that was my real name, you guessed... WRONG! Ha, I like tricking people. I'm evil because that is most definitely not my real name, hee hee hee. This beautiful name belongs to a wonderful character of my very own creation. She is the chick protagonist in my story 'The Jail Bird and the Beauty Queen'. Or.. Well, that's a title in working. But anyway, that is where my crafty name is from. Interesting, huh? That story isn't up here right now because, well... I haven't even finished the first dang chapter. And honestly, I have no clue when it will be finished because I will most likely rewrite it again... and again, and again until it has been written probably 27 times. That's me; the obsessive-compulsive perfectionist. Love it or hate it, it's me.

Umm. Well another thing you may want to know about me is my (sometimes unhealthy) obsession with...


Ok, now don't go running off screaming 'OH NO!! It's another one of those freaks in love with a fictional character. RUN AWAY BEFORE YOU CATCH THE TWILIGHT FEVER!!'. I am not a freak, and I am not (literally) in love with a fictional character. Don't get me wrong, fellow Twilight-lovers, I do love Edward and Jacob with fiery passions but I am not in love with them. That would just be a teeny bit scary.. Yeah. A teeny bit. But anyways, Twilight is a big part of my life and I just wanted to let everybody know my Twilight pride. :D


-I believe in positive energy. You should be positive at all times, even when the going's rough.

-I absolutely love animals. Especially my doggies. :D

-My favorite color changes every single time someone asks me what my favorite color is. Funny stuff.

-I believe that you shouldn't let other people rule your life and your opinions; be yourself and be happy.

-My favorite movie (not including Twilight) is Marley & Me. I've read the book and I still cried in the theater along with my aunt.. and my cousin, my grandma and my other cousin. And then we were called 'sissies' by my uncle, who I swear had a tear or two as well.

-Life is AWESOME.

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Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2947 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
Horrorscape by candid reviews
Val receives a calling card from a very handsome, very dangerous boy who wants to 'play' with her. It's a game without rules, logic, or consequence. And he'll stop at nothing to claim her as his... even if it means destroying them both. REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 8/13/2007
Climbing Trees & Chasing Cars by kte-wonderful reviews
Aiden Carlisle: noun 1. Snobby popular guy in my Calculus class; 2. Has barely talked to me or acknowledged me, ever; 3. Dedicated a song to me on the radio. Wait a second. What?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,724 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Shine by sunshinedoll reviews
My type is hot. My type of girl has a nice ass and sexy body. My type is not fat and goofy; I don’t like girls who catch dragonflies. Well, that is, not until now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,246 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008
Rough Petals by Penelope P reviews
So was it a really big deal that I was getting paid for sex? It was a huge misunderstanding. And so what if that letter finally arrived which made my stomach roll. I would have handled it. It's his fault he made my life even more complicated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,873 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Sharpe Chaos by ellalive reviews
The first time I met him, he called me 'Ducky'. The second time, I was left completely bewildered by his wiles. But by the third time, I'm pretty sure that I was hopelessly in love with him. If only it could be that simple. This should be interesting...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,436 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008
In Your Dreams by moshpitqueen reviews
ONE SHOT Because conversations about being one's love slave does not take place between best friends... right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Sleeping with the Enemy by Penelope P reviews
We were supposed to get married. That was the deal. Things change though. People change. I found myself falling in love, but not with the right person, or maybe he never was the right person to begin with. SERIOUS EDIT IN PROGRESS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,264 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
A Little Bit Crazy by TurtleGoddess reviews
Carrie, a self-proclaimed book nerd, thought she would spend a quiet summer working at Angelo's, a crazy Italian pizza place. She didn't think a weird guy would come into the restaurant and hit on her - or that he would actually be a spy from Pizza Hut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,636 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Pwned by its.Nothing.Special reviews
So maybe my best friend chose his girlfriend over me, and maybe he only remembered my birthday a week after it had passed. The scrap of paper on my locker said: "I R SORRY." How could I stay mad at a boy who apologized like that? Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Smooth Move by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,225 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6870 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete