Loki the Jackal
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These profile things are ALWAYS so hard. I don't always know when I'm rambling too much or when I say too little or something incredibly stupid. But oh well!


Call me Loki, Jules or whatever your fertile minds can come up with~

I'm an avid book lover, I simply love-LOVE reading because I'm transported to another world or I can step into someone else's shoes until I finish the very last word.

My strengths are spelling and maybe description.

I've never finished an original story I've started, so I don't have much experience that way.

But I promise myself that by the end of the year that I will have something done, no matter how short or big.

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Doktor Bizarro's Bookshelf of Horrors by Jave Harron reviews
Your future overlord, the second rate supervillain Dr. Bizarro, shares his opinions of horrible books. From the trainwrecks of modern writing to the gutters of history, no standard is too low. Now, Herr Doktor reads a combination of historical fantasy and police thriller set in Japan.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 73,480 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/8/2009
To Those Who Complain About Children Shows by J Author reviews
My second rant written, and third rant posted on Fictionpress. It's about the controversy surrounding the new generation of children channels and television shows. Mainly talks to 80s and 90s kids.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Yet Another Reason Women Are Smarter Than Men Or G by East-0f-Eden reviews
Yet Another Reason Women Are Smarter Than Men Or Gross
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/15/2009
You're in my seat by starlit x sky reviews
“You’re in my seat.” I glanced up, about to reply that you didn’t have assigned seating in the school library. But this person was a male, a male sixth former and a fit one at that. Still, I wasn't going to move. And he couldn’t make me. Right? ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
The Shepherds of Society by J Author reviews
Rant on how easily-brainwashed society is. My sixth rant. Completed September 2008.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Just Because by candii-apple reviews
Because being with him isn't just anything - it's kind of everything. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
The Cleaner by Jesra14 reviews
Anton was really good at fixing things and cleaning up messes. He was what my father liked to call a good man, even if he was a little rough around the edges with slightly loose morals. That was why I called him. Our children are going to love that story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Personal Bias by Le Meg reviews
Julia King learns just how hard it is to remain professional in the face of personal bias and, oh, complete and utter loathing, when her boss takes on a new but familiar client. Written for the "I Love To Hate You" challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Headspace by Sleepzombie reviews
When you are Nobody, where do you go? When you are Nowhere, how did you get there?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
Debates Over Woody's and Boner's by buzzgirl37 reviews
Oneshot. I needed to get found in a compromising position, now all I needed was a guy. Boyfriend’s best friend? No too sluttish. The goody-two-shoes? Too teacher loving. Boyfriend’s enemy? Travis Tanner scares me. School bad boy? Cameron Walsh is Hot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
Why no one reads your story? by concerto49 reviews
Think you've got a good story but no one's reading them? Here's a list of reasons why.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,760 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
When I Broke My Six Inch Heel by 2005nostalgia reviews
My car stops, my heel breaks, I knock on a stranger’s door and Mr. six-packed abs opens it. And then, you-know. Wink, Wink. I wish the story had ended at that epic cliché moment. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
Watch Them Grow by J Author reviews
My response to the oxymoron that kids nowadays are growing up too fast, and yet are more immature these days. My second rant. Completed in August 2008.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Parents vs The Media by J Author reviews
Which is to blame, parents or the media? First rant posted here. Completed in August 2008.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
Teeth by Cheeseraptor5 reviews
Tear your lover inside out.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
Drops of Wisdom to a Drowning World by Ranawe reviews
I may not know much, but I know this.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008
The Beefs by Pink Cigarette reviews
My beefs with society. Everything from New Year resolutions, Twilight, the one reason I'd ever get a sex change, piddle on toilets seats, and teenage dating to... well... just about everything else. An ongoing series.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009
What Has Been Stolen by Kuro-Kihaku reviews
Haley isn't crazy. She can just see Inhumans when nobody else can. However, when Tyler, a very powerful Inhuman, discovers her, he wants her dead. But when complications arose, falling for her was the worst thing he could have done. T-M for sexual themes.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008
Rare Object by Lyrredd reviews
A musing on heroines in present literature or literature past. How has their appearance changed, and their personalities as well? What is a girl to do if she doesn't fit the mould? Short essay, but possibly thought provoking.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Grazed Knees by NearlyPrescient
A bit vulgar; a short story featuring my two nameless characters. Another quick one, so let me know of errors. Credit goes to Snow Patrol for the title.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Pretty Boy by Sakurelle reviews
Black-haired, blue-eyed Aiden just HAD to be my type, just HAD to tease and flirt with me, just HAD to follow me home from school, and I would have resisted him still...if he hadn’t pushed me back against the wall and started kissing me. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
On Abortion: Prochoice by CosmicalMadison reviews
My opinions on why abortion should be kept legal.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Complete
Ash by DrowningFish123 reviews
A contemporary poem. I was riding the bus and saw an albino boy who caused my mind to go into poetic frenzy. This is the outcome.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
A Love Poem For My Lovely Bush by tofujunky reviews
Viva La Bush! D'oh!
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
That Essay That Everyone Else Writes by JJSLAM2129 reviews
Mary Sues, Cliches, Stupid Villans, Reviewers, Bad Logic and anything else I can think of that bugs me about today's stories. If something's bugging you, chances are you'll find it here. Now with Worldbuilding. Topic suggestions welcome! Reviews returned.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,758 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006
Abortion by Jejunely Sophisticated Clarity reviews
My thoughts on abortion. Flames will be ignored. Written by Clarity.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
An Open Letter to Teenagers by Xineph reviews
Read it.Please.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Why I Can't Believe in God by Xineph reviews
A response I wrote to all the people who have commented on my lack of reverence.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Plastic, Paper Smile by Little Crayon reviews
It's about an old friend of mine. We've drifted apart... now we don't even speak. D':
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Complete
Friends Forever by Syne27 reviews
Who hasn't sworn to be someone's best friend, forever? Little kids make that promise, determined to make all companionship withstand the test of time. But as time passes, things change. And change isn't always a good thing...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
ProLife Indeed by liberalweirdo reviews
A unique look at the morality of abortion
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/30/2004
The Same Difference by Shayne Edwin reviews
Break Free Of Your Boundaries...Kick Christ To The Curb.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/2/2003