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Joined 12-18-08, id: 644270, Profile Updated: 04-10-12
Author has written 3 stories for Song, Humor, and Young Adult.

Hey people. I'm tryin to get some new stuff goin and redo some old stuff so bear with me a little bit. I have like 12-ish chapters of Kelsey already I just have to type 'em all. So...yeah. Watching the stars was one of my old stories that I lost part of so I'm redoing it. Sounds of my Life is basically the songs that pop into my head every so often. And Rebel Child is an old idea I had that I'm gonna go through with now. So as I go I'll try to get more progress in on those. Thanks to all my reviewers, you guys should go tell your friends! Haha just kidding but seriously I need more readers. Helpful hints?


Stories In Progress:

~Kelsey~ This is the story of a girl..who cried a river and drowned the whole world. And while she looked so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her...when she smiles :) I really dunno the point of this but I guarantee you there is meaning and true-life stuff in it. _BEING_WRITTEN_

~Watching The Stars~ "I was on the roof of the orphanage as always. I'd been coming up here every night since I was six. I loved to just look at the stars and the night sky. I don't know how, but the night had always made me feel stronger. Like I had more power or something. So anyway, I was just laying here watching the sky, when I heard it. The footsteps across the roof shingles of the rooftop." _WAITING_TO_BE_STARTED_

~Rebel Child~ So my life isn't perfect. But then again, whose ever is? But, despite my run-ins with the law and school officials, plus my boarding and guitar, I'm working on it. It just doesn't help when you add the stress of two guys into it...

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Arrowwood (Renamed Kismet) by em-gurl25 reviews
When Aisha sees her ballet dreams are her mom's and not her own, she leaves her elite ballet school to regain her love of dance at a tiny arts school. But her mom won't give her up without a battle of mind games and manipulation. She reunites with her childhood ballet partner and BFF, Neil, and meets his musician friend, Ollie, who she obviously she has no romantic interest in...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/19/2020 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Complete
Secrets that Kill by Anonymous Soul reviews
A Yaoi Romance. When Nate gets tricked into playing a game of 7 minutes in heaven, he gets alot more than he bargained for.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/2/2020 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
The Vow by kanders reviews
It all started when I fell through a rickety old floor and landed on this notoriously cold guy named Clark Russell...I sat up, shocked at what had just transpired, and found myself straddling him. Go me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,620 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 7/10/2009
I Love Rant by Bambi Queen of the Off-Black reviews
A load of mockingly serious fuckery. I wouldn't read it. I use excessive language. Today: Bambi returns from the dead with a short note about conspiracy theorists, and why they suck donkey scrotum. Note: Until the inevitable day this is deleted, it will stay here, where it began, and will not be transferred to a blog. Like an annoying, unwanted, foul-mouthed donkey.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 9/29/2009
I Thee Wed by LeaveThePieces reviews
An arranged marriage. You have got to be kidding me' Rina's parents have promised her to a man she hardly knows, what's worse is that he's her teacher. What lengths will she go to to please them? TEACHER/STUDENT Marriage, SEXUAL ABUSE, REWRITE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,528 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 2/11/2011
These Lives I Walk by HighOnBrokenWings reviews
Now a series of disorganised one-shots involving the characters.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
A NotSoRomantic Comedy by Asylle reviews
Idea I had, one-shot. Please read and review if you hate cliche romantic comedies where three things are ALWAYS needed: love at first sight. spiritual references- "we had such a connection"-and obvious lack of reality.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,494 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/20/2010
Married to Geeks: Sequel to Band Geeks Are Hot by sthrnpixie reviews
Nora's a bitch, Callen's an angel, and Maddox is just tired of being alone. Add love, sex, hate, drama, and a wrong number. Shake thoroughly. Wait for explosion.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 108,076 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010
One night stands are the best! by Chatty Katty reviews
"Come back to mine" he whispers in my ear after we break apart. All I could do was nod and he grins as he grabs my hand. After pulling me out of the crowd and into the parking lot where his car is he slings me on the hood of it before attacking my lips
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 134 - Words: 312,242 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Complete
Love, Heaven by Kissed by the Moon reviews
My bra size is…wait I don’t wear bras. But, uh, my jock strap size is x-large. Hope you’re interested. Kind of. Your sexy new pen pal, Owen *Read and Review Please? :D*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,115 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/11/2009
Anthony Tyler Moore by Drops of Jewpiter reviews
I just found out that my perfect boyfriend is not-so perfect and has been cheating on me for the past 3 years. And why did I just agree to move into an apartment with his attractive best friend? This can't be a good idea.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,501 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010
Too Hot To Handle by SummerWind88 reviews
One-night stands can be an exhilarating experience, I'm told. I didn't have my first until I was 26. Making a clean break was impossible because it happened to be with my ex-wife.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,589 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 12/7/2008
Defenses by BoarderKC reviews
When Shelby pulled away, she was shaking and she let out a shuddering sigh as her eyes remained closed. "I need to know that you can really do this." Her thumbs brushed Jen's cheeks. "I can't keep this up." F/F
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete
Chocolate Cupcakes and Mythical Creatures by deshaunwalker reviews
Just tell him how you feel. "I want your dick" wasn't the best way to word it but yeah... I think he gets the point. MM partial manuscript - see profile for more details.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
Flaw by Reeech Beeetch reviews
Not-so-single girl meets not-so-single boy. Chance encounters, flirty banter, those beautiful tiger eyes and an electricity-charged kiss. Forbidden, complicated, maddening – and ultimately, soul-changing. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,974 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Complete
Sleeping With the Enemy by sthrnpixie reviews
Sex, drugs, rock-n-roll. Football, parties, dating. Blood, fights, threats, hospitals. Love & hate & everything in between. It's all just normal life for a group of hot friends surrounded by secrets and danger they don't see coming. RATED M FOR A REASON.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 98 - Words: 238,170 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 3/27/2010
Not supposed to by teeta reviews
Slash. There are things that are not supposed to happen, like being kissed by your brother. This opened Uri's eyes to the fact that his brother could evoke unwanted feelings in him. Now the confused teen fights this attraction. Will he succeed?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/10/2007
Things To Lie For by Found.Wanting reviews
“You’re not getting any sleep tonight, Summer.” It’s at this point, it's always at this point, that I have this weird habit of looking at the situation from the outside. It's at this point that I hate myself for loving this.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010
When Everything Else Falls Away by lylabitezx reviews
A boy Davie struggles with his sexuality. He's a bi-sexual in highschool, and somewhat of a slut. But when one day he messes with the wrong guys gf, his life goes downhill. Will the schools hot nerd Tommy help him turn his life around? M/M lemons SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2011
Chana and Matthew by Twiguy97 reviews
note, this is pretty much nothin' but lemon. I wrote this for me and my friend on Nationstates. the sex lives of our fav NS characters! but mostly Matt and Chana
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011
Semantic Sin by Kanari Toneriko reviews
4 feuding, gorgeous members of a popular band. A cute, child-like, nerdy IQ 160 girl who doesn't know they're famous. They thought she's just another fly on their wall. She never thought being sweet & oblivious could actually make a rock star...horny
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 109,028 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011
My Uber Diarys by koolkat104 reviews
I'm starting up an online diary.... wow.... me of all people. Just some random nonsense I think of during the day. P
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009
The Unspoken Rule by Curlysquirt95 reviews
Maria is your average sophomore. When she finds herself breaking her friend's 'Unspoken Rule' of not falling in love with her brother, she can't help but embrace her rebellious side. RIGHTS HAVE BEEN SOLD!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Complete
Smoke by Ri Kylee reviews
With cancer pressed to his lips he inhaled, sweet smoke drifting from his nostrils and into the night sky. She once told him that everything he touched turned to smoke. He didn't want to believe her. Slash, het.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Complete
Madelene's Pillowbook by The Art Of Darkness reviews
A collection of my thoughts and aggressions. Most of these agressions are about a Pokemon game I have failed to complete. My challenge is to finish this pillowbook when I finish the game. Don't judge me.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 25,997 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009
All My Life I Want to Be a by phantomry reviews
Insanity, profanity, witty university. Continuation of "My life in a nutshell".
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2010
My life in a nutshell, emphasis on the NUT by phantomry reviews
My friends and I are a strange bunch. Notice: I'm not going to update this anymore. It continues in "All My Life I Want to Be a".
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 45,197 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Lady and the Gigolo? by New King on the Block reviews
“What do you do?” I bit my lip, keeping my speech to a minimum. He hesitated, which was funny because normally hot people never hesitated. "I'm an entertainer." Story of an Librarian and a Male Escort.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,039 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009
Innocent Flower by Somiko Raven reviews
My sister dared me to live with a guy... and now I end up living with two... and they don't know that I'm not a guy! -language, m/f-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,042 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009
Tales From Under My Bed by Wynter WolfSong reviews
This is the story of Darien, a bored, vampire-loving-before-twilight bad-girl teen who wants to rule the world and who loves to make her life exciting. please read and review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,921 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009
Band Geeks Are Hot by sthrnpixie reviews
He was my internet friend, then my phone friend, then... did I just hear my song on the radio? Suddenly the band's famous and I'm torn between members. Who would of thought choosing between sexy men would be so difficult? Rated M: SEX,LANG
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 232,936 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Shelby by songs of caleb
me and shelbys love life...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete
Love Game by All Over You reviews
She's the sarcastic bitchy girl. He's the panty-dropping manwhore. The only rule of the game: Don't fall in love. Who ever falls first, loses. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Good Girls Go Bad by All Over You reviews
She's untouchable, unattainable, and not to mention gorgeous. He had to have her. He's the new guy, the bad boy, and totally her type. She couldn't stay away. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Dropping the Act by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “Jealous?” He knew the damn answer to that. She grabbed him into place so that no space existed between them. He knew he wished it were like this forever. “You wish.” Cute how they try to run when all they need is each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Playing House Series by JulianneHannes reviews
I had my first kiss and lost my virginity all in the same night. I'm worse than Jillian, beyond that. Oh my god, I slept with my best friend's brother, who's my sister's boyfriend. Me, a camper, slept with my camp counselor. If anyone finds out, I'm dead.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 167,663 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 6/3/2005
The Clique by SticksBallsSkirts reviews
step by step, heart to heart, right left right, we all fall down, like toy soldiers -Eminem A story about friendship
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,424 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009
High School Hilarity by Laila Amira reviews
Contrary to popular belief, school can be fun. Throughout high school, I kept a notebook full of quotes from teachers and students. From the beginning of Freshman year to the end of Senior year, here is four years' worth of stories, quotes, and hilarity.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
Changing Hearts by vi-is-shorter-than-charlix33 reviews
She hates him. He hates her. Sounds a bit like a song. And then suddenly they don't. Whatever happened to black and white? Addie vs Luke... tied together with 20 bucks that he can't get her to like him. as in, you know, like like...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,668 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Parents by ashley2707 reviews
This is a satire about parents and their obsessive ways. R&R : .
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
Hi, am I dead? by SpikeyGirl reviews
Collection of quotes, anecdotes and general humour from me and those around me, written up for your amusement. Let the laughter begin.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,971 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009
Starting Over in a Plaid Shirt by sthrnpixie reviews
Spencer moves back to the small town she grew up in, with new divorce papers and a 10 year old son, in an effort to make a better life, not that the old one was so bad. Now a town full of gossip and ex-boyfriends may just be the end of her sanity.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/20/2009
I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It by XxRaven Joann-Dawn MaakaxX
Paige is living a normal life until her best friend tells her biggest secret. Not only does it change her friend's life, but it also changes hers. As she's trying to figure out fantasy from reality, she’s got to protect this mysterious egg.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,265 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009
Eighth Grade Edition by SchoolGirl53 reviews
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Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
One More by e18shoes reviews
Love Song.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
It's a Cooky World by Awesome-times-three
Okay this is one of those stories you pass around. It starts out with a red orange and travels off to far-far places. Love, death, and exploding applesauce. Guaranteed to make you laugh, nervous or not. R&R...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,145 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009
Crazy rich students and a normal girl by Silencia reviews
Add a normal girl and a rich school and you get..... something interesting Perpare for Randomness and crazy-richness, ps: This story is completely mine, Darker Hersey stole mine and now people think I stole it!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 25,115 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Paper,Rock,Scissors by GirlSavesDay reviews
Neveah and Chloe are best friends dealing with crushes,love and tragedy all in their junior year
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,949 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/28/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003
Mama by Vicious Nixon Lunchlady reviews
Written for a blues class. Please r/r. :) And don't steal. :)
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2001
How To Burn A House Down by Vicious Nixon Lunchlady reviews
1. Fall in love with someone you've never met without knowing it 2. Write letters with no intention of sending 3. Drop a cigarette
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/10/2001
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Sounds Of My Life reviews
Basically, one night I got bored and started writing a song. I haven't stopped writing since.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 5/25/2009
SIR
Sam, Ian, and Rachel have quite a few things in common, including motorbikes and Floridian nightlife. Sam and Ian aren't exactly the best of friends though, and Rachel being involved is not helping their situation. Or is she?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Published: 4/10/2012
Kelsey reviews
This is the story of a girl..who cried a river and drowned the whole world. And while she looks so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her..when she smiles..: Okay so I'm re-typing because I got a new computer and lost all my old stuff. Oh well.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010
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