Saint Sinner
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Joined 12-19-08, id: 644484, Profile Updated: 05-30-11
Author has written 15 stories for Life, Supernatural, General, Love, Humor, and Romance.

Hello, my name is: Satan.

I am the motherfucking patron saint of all you sinners. You want to find out how that happened? Then read my memoirs. Want to see more of Hell from a few other sets of eyes? Then go meet my friends...

Terror- Terror Inquity Willspawn
The Mysterious Head of R&D- Yamimalik13
Death- MyNameIsDeath

Stories in progress/ possibly coming soon:
-The Memoirs of Satan:
A project in combination with My Name Is Terror based on an epic roleplay of hell we have going.
For some reason the rewrite of this keeps stalling out. How sad. Oh well, I haven't given up on it - not that anyone seems to pay any attention to the poor thing anyway.

- Shark Tank High:
A tragicomedy of sorts. That's basically what high school is, right? It involves gay kids, more swearing than a boat full of sailors, money, the lack thereof, cross-dressing, et cetera.
This puppy stalled on the editing room floor a while back and is being revived as we speak. It should be coming to a post near you in... Actually, the very near future (I think).

-Assorted Series of One-Shots:
I'm still working on 'Prove Me Wrong', if any one cares to know and there really shouldn't be any question on whether I'm working on 'Snapshots' since both existing installments went up a grand total of not more than a few hours ago.

In other news: I actually like beta'ing for people, but currently am between authors who wish to take advantage of that. So... If anyone happens to be looking for a beta reader, please, for the love of God, let me know. Also, if anyone reads any of this and feels the urge to beta for me, I'm totally up for working with a beta reader. Ohhhh... And since I'm here already, if you make with the reading and you love it/ hate it/ think it needs work/ think my head's screwed on backwards and I need help, leave a review saying as much and why, if you don't mind too much. Makes the whole process a bit more rewarding =]

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Lara & Aylen by Imagine Nation reviews
In the depths of the forest, Lara and Aylen meet under awful circumstances. As they trek through a world ravaged by war and danger, their trust in each other may become something neither of them ever expected... F/F Rated M for violence and mature themes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,280 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
The Hunt Begins by Leigh Kaze reviews
A young alpha must race against time to save people from a rogue and work with a human who has potential to be more than a friend. Can they find love or will it all be destroyed by their own hands? Rated M for mature contents and femslash
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,817 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009
Tiger Lily by Imagine Nation reviews
Iris thought she could never be fooled. Emma thought she could fool anyone. Iris leads a gang of revolution. Emma works for the CIA. When the two are forced into the same path... nothing will be the same. Femslash F/F
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,712 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
The Fortuneteller by Grey Areas reviews
I went to the traveling circus and saw amazing things. I saw her, the mysterious and alluring fortuneteller. She was so beautiful, so different, so exotic. I just had to see her. Femslash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,396 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 8/3/2008
This is My Tale by vanilla.barcode reviews
She’s best friends with the one girl I absolutely hate. She’s popular and I’m average, she likes boys and I like girls. How the hell did we end up together? FF slash/ Lesbian relationships. Completed!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 84,609 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Can't See Standing by NeverBetterAlready reviews
High School is full of geeks, weirdos, and jerks. THIS CHAPTER: “She’s calling the cops!” someone shouts from inside the house as they’re piling into the van. It feels like the kind of movie he hates. HET FEMSLASH SLASH
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009
A Different Kind of Feeling by Esquirella reviews
Femslash (Yes, you read that right! Yuri, fXf. Homophobes need to find their own way out.) Alex sits you down to tell you about how she discovered she wasn't straight. Do you have time for a cup of coffee or two? This might take her a while.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,433 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 1/24/2006
Fire on Babylon by Jessica Pryce reviews
[FF] Lisa was stuck in a wheelchair, the result of a drunk trucker's mistake. Four years later, her best friend's little sister develops a crush. On her. But she's the only one who's shown an interest in the near paraplegic college student. Now what?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,321 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
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Cars are Crime Scenes
Memories of a less than innocent encounter
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Published: 10/31/2011
Snapshots
A series of situations from the view of an observer, all just brief snapshots of lives and relationships. Currently rated for language, heaven only knows what else will pop up eventually, though
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,706 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011
That's enough, isn't it?
Short piece on life and middle of the night phone calls
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
The Memoirs of Satan reviews
History and the universe from Satan's point of view - with a twist on everything from the fall to Hell. Flames will be used to roast marshmallows. M - language, blasphemous tendencies, mentions of f/f m/f m/m
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 9/25/2009
Bury Me in Black
short piece on Halloween from the perspective of something not entirely human
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Complete
All the Same
Homophobia isn't pretty. It doesn't play nice with others. "Did you think we wouldn’t notice?/ Did you think at all?/ Or did you think…/ Think we weren't really people,/ So how we felt didn't really matter after all"
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Complete
Friday reviews
Mistletoe, loser boyfriends, and mayhem... Rated for language and slight sexuality. Can be taken as hetero or slash - pick your poison
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Complete
On Faith
Quick little one-shot on death and religion.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Complete
Stop Calling I Don't Want to Think Anymore reviews
a sequel to "Letters to You". done in the same style, but the recipients will be constantly changing as will the subjects
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete
Backlit Black Moods reviews
Black moods on the backburner, Bring it forth with a word or a memory, And down the rabbit hole we go...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Give 'Em Hell, Kid
Sometimes disasterous beginnings can lead to pretty cool ends. One-shot. Hint of femmeslash at the very end.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
Letters That I'll Never Send To You reviews
A series of letters following two friends who've danced around maybe being more for years... rated for later letters/ language/ femslashtastic tendencies
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Complete
Eyes painted black
eyes full of sadness whispered that this was the last time....
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Complete
Another nail in a coffin reviews
losing faith in someone never hurt so badly
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Complete
In my mind, it is always Halloween
all the things we go through in life.. warning: brief mentions of cutting and death
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Complete