Dragon - tis me
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 12-22-08, id: 644861, Profile Updated: 04-22-09
Author has written 3 stories for General, Humor, and Biography.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM TEH JESUS BOWZ DOWN B4 MEH!!

his hair= chocolate sex kitten orgy...yeeeeeeaaahhhhhhh! HACK HAck HACKED !! : D VERONICA IS AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING!!

amazing. GIVE LUVVVVVVV! GIVEEE LUVVVV!! I am stupid but ver fuckin awesome. yeah. yayz! YEAHZZZZZZZZZZZZ! YEAH. FUCK YEAH!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAIHACKEDTHISCUZIAMBOREDANDSUCKYEAH!

(P A G E F R E A K I NN B R EA K ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! ! ! !======)

Holly fuck, abby hacked my account :D

And yes, his hair is awesome. I will date it. Someday when I get the courage to ask him out...

(+d-i-v-i-d-e-r=b-a-r='e-l-l=y-e-a-h+)

Hi everyone at Fiction Press! I'm new here... so yeah. I'm young, a girl if you haven't figured that out yet, and you can call me... Dragon or anything I s'pose.

The Dying Rainbow : I'm writing this one thing, and it sucks, I know (I'm not the best writer). I'm thinking of a title right now, so the current one isn't permanent. I'm going to post it here for people to read and rate the plot. Yea, my writing isn't the best in the world, but I'm just organizing my ideas, and its the rough draft. Yup (:

Anyway, my story is going to have like three volumes or something. (The first two are going to be really long though) And I'm also gonna write little short-stories about other characters like on that I'm really looking forward to: the story of the pirate Jeanette (Most likely to be called something along the lines of 'The Inner Thoughts of a Young Girl on a Ship of Filthy Pirates'. A little lengthy, but you get the point :D )

The Adventures of a Homosexual Rat : This story is about my (fake) stuffed rat Steeve. I love him very much : Some stuff that he witnesses in the story actually happened b/c the setting is in my school. My friends also help / give me ideas for it. Pretty light-hearted.


(+d-i-v-i-d-e-r=b-a-r='e-l-l=y-e-a-h+)

Plushdeath is the bestest person eva!! She's like my best friend :3

CATCHY-IST SONG EVA!! +I sing it all the time :D+ ( Click HERE for a remix: also good! )

(+d-i-v-i-d-e-r+b-a-r+'e-l-l+y-e-a-h+)

Me? Girl, young, student. -sigh-

B-Day? November 16th :D

Fave TV shows? Chowder (Cartoon Network; Schnitzel OWNS!), SPONGEBOB!! (Nick), 6Teen (Cartoon Net.), Total Drama Island (Cartoon Net.) Uhhh... Fairly Odd Parents (Nick), House M.D. (USA), Monk (USA), Psych (USA), Family Guy (Adult Swim), American Dad (Adult Swim), SOUTHPARK (TBS / Comedy Central)

AND Invader Zim I'm so sad they canceled it...

AWSOME MOVIES? CORALINE 3D!! VERY good movie! Not the shitty 3D either! It was actually kinda scary for a kid movie D: Again, WATCH IT!! ITS AWESOME!!

Get Smart! Also a very good movie : THE LOST ROOM!! I LOVE it! It was originally a tv mini series on Sci-fi, but ITS VERY GOOD!

My Faves? I love my friends! Also Geico commercials and outdoors. I love snow and makeshift snowboarding : Very fun, very painful faceplants, but very fun. I ALSO LOVE STEEVE!! I also love my 2 cats: Nighty (black, female) and Red (tabby, male). I also like thunder/lightning storms and the calm before the storm -rain too-

I dont know why, but I like gay guys :) The kind that DONT dress like it and DONT talk girly but still like other guys. -I guess I like yaoi too then-

EW. Children. Younger then 8. EW -I'm the worst baby-sitter ever- Also annoying preppy-bitchy girls are my worst enemies.

Foods? COFFEE. PANCAKES. PIZZA. SUSHI.

Manga? My first was Naruto, but I dont like it that much anymore. Fairytale (Happy) !! Bleach (Kon)!! WANTED (short story by author of VK) !! VAMPIRE KNIGHT (Aido and Kain are love; I named my stuffed animal raccoon after him :D I sleep with him every night!)

Hetalia!! ( I LOVE Italy :D Poor little Italy... Some countries are so mean to him But that curl... I LOVE IT!! )

(+d-i-v-i-d-e-r+b-a-r+'e-l-l+y-e-a-h+)

Random links =3

My german fail-quiz (from a long while back)! I usually get awesome grades in German and even Mr. Shea didnt know what the hell happened :D

David's attitude about his+beer.

So that's whats at the end of the rainbow~!

Jackpot! Twilight-is-seriously-the-worst-book-eva.No-kiddin.

Classic!

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Hot Topic Sneezed On Me by Jasey Rae reviews
Telle met Dakota, well, landed on her, when he fell through a window to get home after sneaking out. She's the school's track star, the really smart girl in high level classes. All Telle had was a lip ring and a baby chick named Dennis. ONESHOT, maybe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,174 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 3/28/2009
Stone Flower by Ayame-chan14 reviews
Sam and Kiki;normal high schoolers,had normal boring lives,but they also had a secret.Their souls were connected with an ancient war that started over 1000 years ago.Both, will fight monsters called elons,and protect the human race from total destruction.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 5/11/2008
Boys That Play Hard To Get by S. Eli -not active reviews
All my life, either people have wanted to be my friend, or wanted to be my enemy. They came to ME. But now that I actually WANT someone to be my friend, the guy won't give me the time of day. I guess we're going to have to do this the hard way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,725 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009
The Wonders of a Guys' Boxers by rabidrabbitrunningamok reviews
He has got the wolrds greatest boxers. From Scooby Doo to Tweety Bird. I happen to like to stare at his boxers in the morning not, that I should be. I can't help it, the man doesn't close his curtains. Ok I'll admit I'm obsessed with boxers. That is SAD.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
F*ck the F*cking F*ckers by Megan reviews
This is a poem honoring those idiot people who think that they're sooooo great. Rated 'R' for language.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 31 - Published: 9/19/2001
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Murder is a Hard Habit to Break reviews
Washington DC Jan 2008. Misaco and David: as expected, they'r vampires. He's an alcoholic, she's an assassin. President Smith. Vampires, werewolves and demons dont deserve to live, he thinks. Misaco's job is to kill him. But something just isnt right here
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,002 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009
The Adventures of a Homosexual Rat reviews
Steeve has lived in a middle-school for his whole life. But, he wants to rule the world and for Zach to fall in love with him. Will he manage to take over the world? Will Zack ever love him? Or will Steeve die without ever becoming famous? Read & find out
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009
Just Do It reviews
My extended-moment for language-arts. I think its very good, so please read review, peeps. Or else Michael Jackson will eat your face at midnight -dramatic music here- My 'adventure' of jumping off a giant diving board w/ lots of commentary tee-hee :D
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete