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Like Father, Like Son
by Mad for Figs reviews
I had my life all figured out: graduate first in my class at community college, get the hell out of this town and never look back. So when I had a gun shoved in my face and was told that my home was being used as a command center for a group of mercenaries, I knew my life wouldn't be the same. It also didn't help that the boss's son seemed set on making my life hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,464 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 5/9/2006
Lost Footsteps I've Misused
by HighOnBrokenWings reviews
Now a series of unrelated one-shot involving the characters
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 3/19/2010
Alex: White Tiger
by Jenna Whitefield reviews
Darren didn't like Alex. Alex couldn't like Darren because of two secrets. One, she's a girl and Elton Cattrel is for boys. As for the second, she can never tell anyone. If you know Alex's big secret, they'll kill you without a second thought.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 136,338 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 9/13/2009
by MidNight The Magnificent reviews
Famous songs that I've rewritten for humour's sake. Usually quite general, though I try to give a bit of a backstory where needed. Inspired by all the bloody talented parodists on youtube. But I can't sing, so I just post them HERE. Warning-Getting dirty.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 9,551 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 2/6/2010
by Kerrigas reviews
Getting shot isn't my cup of tea. Neither is waking up in a decrepit apartment perfectly fine. Now I'm indebted to this strange guy in my calculus class who isn't quite normal, and for some reason I can't leave him alone. SLASH m/m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,892 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 8/5/2010
Cross My Heart and Hope To Die
by theblindninja316 reviews
I wonder how different my life would be today if I had not gone down that road. What if I hadn't stopped at that coffee shop? What if I hadn't offered him a ride home? But fate had other plans for our lives, and once again I found my life intertwined with his. This time, however, I didn't know if I would live to see the outcome.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 6/22/2009
Six Weeks With Satan
by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
The Deal with Dragons
by Lauren DM Smith reviews
Kevin isn't normal. Leah knows this ever since he started following her everywhere. But his weirdness goes beyond the usual. Because, as Leah soon discovers, Kevin isn't even human. Now, thanks to him, she's got to deal with dragons
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 52 - Words: 55,991 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Complete
by Stormi Reagan reviews
A girl is partnered up with the popular jerk of the school. While finishing their science project, he actually starts to fall for her: the joke of the school, and the one person who absolutely hates him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,043 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
by Thyme Willowbrook reviews
On the day my sister was born, Death came for my mother. I was the only witness to his arrival."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,538 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 12/12/2009
Buy Sodium Now!
by Ronixis reviews
It's a sales pitch for everyone's favorite element, NA! Old Chemistry assignment that I hope you find as funny as I do. Short Story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Complete
That Dangerous Feeling Called Love
by iheartshoes reviews
Carmen Noel is definitely what one would call a good girl. Chase Bennett is certainly what one would call a bad boy. It's dangerous and bordering on wrong, but Carmen can't help but feel drawn to the mysterious Chase.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010
Any Boy Can Change
by la-vita-bella reviews
Kyle is appalled when his fundamentalist family arranges for a premature engagement to protect him against the sin of lust. But Kyle is even further amazed when he finds out he is engaged to...a boy! Yaoi.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,812 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 8/18/2005
The Day I Married My Stalker
by Kristina Suko reviews
Suffice it to say there was a lot of tequila involved, as well as an unfortunate tattoo, a crazy grandmother who drank scotch… and a poodle.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,564 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009
Broken Dreams and Old Guitars
by Kristina Suko reviews
Alice arrived in Levi with a broken heart, knocking on the door of a brother who never knew she existed. As her past began to fade away, she found she had a new kind of family, a bittersweet gift, and a love that would never leave her. Reposting slowly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,023 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 4/19/2009
108 ways confuse and agrivate family and friends
by xoLOVEmeWITHnoRESTRICTIONSxo reviews
And basically anyone else you wanna annoy/aggravate/confuse. A list that I have compiled together. Most of things I have learned from experience, so please enjoy and review. If you have anything to add, let me know.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009
Dead Girl Walking
This is the diary of a woman given only six months to live, showing how her death sentence gave her life.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,331 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2010
The G Game
by bluemicrocosm reviews
On the night that he should have died, Lediv makes a bargain: For every life that he takes, his own lifespan increases by one month. As Lediv puts his genius mind into justifying his actions, he never expects to be pitted against his best friend.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
The Guy Next Door
by Josephine Loerbalm reviews
Katarina was forced to move to Boston because of her father's job, and it was not her idea, especially when she finds out she's a supernatural being and of course the guy trouble when you go to high school.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,190 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009
by Coolio17 reviews
This is the story of a girl who can transform from her ugly body with a pretty face into a pretty body with an ugly face. Sound dumb? Throw in a love triangle with a best friend and a bully and a wishing star that grants anything and everything and...
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,518 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
by LeahLizOwlyn reviews
Will had a secret, and a past that weighted him down. Rue wanted someone to trust. But who do you trust when youre not even who you think you are? When a pretty boy tells you the monster in the closet is real, and he put it there. NO VAMPIRES!ONGOING WORk
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,452 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010
Deceit at Court
by menace in training reviews
Lyra, a street urchin with a dubious background dreams of becoming a soldier for the Queen. However, only boys may be recruited into the palace as fighters. Can Lyra disguised as a squire, Luke, achieve the impossible, despite never having held a sword?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,790 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008
A Bohemian Rhapsody
by Bright Wonderland reviews
Tired of his own lifestyle, Lawrence sets off on an unlikely journey only to find himself in a life he didn't think was possible for him to have.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Complete
by A Definite Maybe reviews
The beasts boorish eyes leered at me as I thought. My whole body tensed as the creature moved. I anticipated an attack, however the beast simply stretched. From the gleam in its terrifying eyes I could tell it enjoyed toying with me, messing with my head.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Complete
A Liar's Love Story
by Liar's Lover
I learned that every love story doesn't have a happy ending, especially true ones...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 867 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010
by Minikimii reviews
Metrosexuality isn't homosexuality.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2010
We're No Heroes
by NinjaInGossamer reviews
Aaron Jiang's not the basketball superstar, he's no Asian genius, and he's no girl's prince. After a run-in with a nerdy freshman chick in his Politics class, he just might be in love. From talks to low budget music videos, its a roller coaster ride!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
The House of Daria Vane
by Bitter Irony reviews
When a 'For Sale' sign goes up in the yard across the street, one girl is caught up in a mess of grisly murders, strange creatures, and eternal youth. And everything centers on one woman and her house...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,620 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
It Had To Be You
by Jizzed-In-My-Pants reviews
."And by curiosity, how can a box of cereal be yours?" His eyebrows were raised and his hair tussled.The picture of annoyed.Good. "It just is." Lame, the voice in my head said.Shut up, you. "Well, I don't see your name on it." I smiled,"Top, on your left"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,655 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010
by A Definite Maybe reviews
The complaining moan of the floorboards became louder, and with a horror that pinched at my insides,I realised that the thing - whatever it was, whatever it wanted - was approaching... Creeping, sneaking, closer, ever closer.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Complete
by The Cheery and depressed reviews
Vampires are ruthless creatures.Once they have a mate, they'll keep them forever.If they turn them down, well they kidnap their kids.My name is Aura Stevens and long ago, a vampire was in love with my mom.Now I live with this creepy vampire and his 'kids'
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010
The Hard Way to Success
by greeniac99 reviews
A girl got abandoned by her mother at an orphanage and she must become a famous author to find her mother and reunite. i suck at summaries, so please read and review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
Dreaming of Billie Winters
by lennon coben reviews
- "I’m happy with the girlfriend I’ve got, thank you very much." Meet Nerys Powell. Never had a boyfriend, never been kissed, never been at the center of attention before in her whole entire life. And then she meets Billie Winters. COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 105,467 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
When Everything Went to Hell
by aeroxchickx97 reviews
Leon's life goes downhill once he finds out his dad has cancer. An adoption story, a controlling girlfriend, and the wrong choices of how to cope just make things worse. Who will live longer? Leon or his father? Finally Finished!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 78 - Words: 273,458 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
by L.I. Black - Freya Black reviews
Imagination makes the world go round. To Maude, that's the truth of her very existence. Her world is in her mind, quite literally.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010
by Sakina the Fallen Angel reviews
It all started when she left her diary out by accident. “Dear Diary, I wish I had never agreed to become Zack’s slave. This was the most stupid thing I could have done. Ever. And now he wants me to enter the Nationals with him?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,360 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009
by Stahlut reviews
They say that the first day is always the hardest, and as I walked through the halls of Harrison Academy, I had the feeling that this statement would turn out to be more then true.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 143,737 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
by Romanze reviews
For Marilyn Ray, Christmastime is just the time of year when her house gets filled with obnoxious relatives.. But when things begin to go very wrong, it will take an interesting stranger to keep her rockin' around that Christmas tree.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,748 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007
Unable To Stay, Unwilling To Leave
by to the stars xo reviews
What happens after one too many cocktails, and you suddenly have no idea who your best friend is, or even who are anymore? Can a one night stand with your best friend really change your entire life? Yes, yes it can.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,177 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009
La Bella Dame Sans Merci
by Sharada Sharada reviews
Shunned for becoming a witch's apprentice, blunt misanthropic Rapunzel leads a happy, reclusive life in her tower studying science and potion making. She wants no visitors and no one visits save for one persistent prince who doesn't know how to take a hin
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,705 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008
There's no such thing as fairies!
by Ziribella West reviews
V thinks she's seeing things. There is no such thing as fairies, as any rational 15 year old girl knows. So what exactly DID she see running along the ledge? Please read and review!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,131 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008
Whispers of the Fallen
by Forgotten Alice reviews
Two twins, who share an inseperable link filled with hate, who's fate is determined by the others actions, immortality at a price, wings that shine like the darkness they hide, and a child outcasted for the light that hides within her dark past.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2009
The Punk and the Emo, Two Freaks in Two Worlds
by Rose Mayberry Hawthorne reviews
Cassie needed a fresh start after the scandal of her parent's divorce. But now she's faced with the one place her noble etiquette never prepared her for:Public School. And what is it about the emo albino, who teases her, that she finds so intriguing?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,772 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009
Kill You To Smile
by lennon coben reviews
- "Would it kill you to smile once in a while?" Kayleigh Haigh is an emotionless, humourless, depressive chatterbox who never smiles but has an obsession with bras. Apparently. ONE SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Built on Lies
by Chace Alexis Swift reviews
After a terrible fire, Kristen Baker is left alone. When she wakes up in the hospital, she fakes memory loss and takes on the identity of Kristen Cline. The only thing is, Luke Cline, now her brother, was madly in love with Kristen Baker.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009
by Hehe-Blixie reviews
Emilia Colman meets her friend in the park one night. On her way back home, she is hunted down. Now she's not human, Though she's trying so hard to be...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008
by idream reviews
Once, over a thousand years ago, a killer stalked the earth. After a thousand years, can a young Samantha Thomas tame his heart?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 6/1/2007
On the Case of Unfemininity
by Aristotle's Second Coming reviews
Here is exactly what's wrong with the modern woman AND what can be done to put our ladies back in laces. We need to make our women women again rather than weak, substitute men. Read with an open mind. I'm not chauvinest, ladies. Just realistic.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Just Like A Fruitcake
by Loly Darko reviews
I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,995 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
by Diverse-Is-Pretty reviews
I knew he was different when he planted dandelions in with my tulips. I knew he was different when he said my asthma was sexy. And I really knew he was different when he spelled love 'luv' on my scrabble board. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009
A Date With Nexy
by Martin Erics reviews
Jake, a clumsy and introspective college student stumbles across a peculiar girl whom he finds to be a secret admirer. As the two build their relationship, Jake only notices bad luck seems to follow her. He would soon find out it's more than coincidence.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Green Speckled Eyes
by thesarius reviews
Relocated because of my mother's remarriage, the last thing I want is to be stuck on an airplane, in economy class, for who knows how long, with a geeky kid trying to contact E.T. Did I mention he is my new step brother?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
By Means of a Bus
by Just Jade Like Lemonade reviews
She's just your normal, average fifteen year old girl – with a twist! No, wait. Scratch that! There's no twist; She's just dead.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009
Bra Sizes Don't Matter
by angelbymistake reviews
*COMPLETE* Cassandrea has sworn off guys. Does it really matter why? As long as she can avoid them all - by informing them of her bra size? Who would want an eccentric girl like that? Well, maybe her blind-date Brandon. R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,429 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
by totally and completely random reviews
It took me a while to realize that Alex Rayne, the world famous rock star, was sitting on top of me. Awkward. And I thought that my day couldn't get any worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,203 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
A Prince's Adventure
by Kinola reviews
The Prince of Stupidia, Zeke, must go on a quest that'll teach him bravery, strength, endurance, and how to become a man! Will he succeed? And what'll happen to him?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008
by Elsie Maddox reviews
"Corntowners speak American and we will NOT speak your Spanish or your French or your German and certainly not your Arabic, you Middle Eastern terrorist. And get off of our land before you bomb something. This is Corntown, Pennsylvania. Nice to have you." -Previously published under tastethekiss-
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Slackers of Silver the complete 1st season
by lv64 reviews
a team of 6 agents attempt to adjust to alien society working in an alien organization, problem is there all not very bright leading to pointless yet amusing situations. Sure to put a smile on your face and getting you to say "WTF?" is garunteed!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
twelve days of physics
by Scarlette Jane Catherine reviews
My teacher decided for an extra credit assignment we could write a physics parody song. In light of the holidays I wrote this. Sorry for the few of the inside jokes. My class thought it was funny.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
by Minikimii reviews
Isabella was never pretty.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Make A Wish
by Mad for Figs reviews
-ONE SHOT- The guy I liked had the hearts of every girl in the school. It didn't help that one of my closest friends who would actually be perfect for him was one of his many admirers. What else could I do but to take a back seat and just make as many wishes as possible at 11:11?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
by Minikimii reviews
Read it if you'd like to feel a bit better about your own life. Or if you need an angst fix. I wrote this for my English class. Yay for Zero Hour! Narrative.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
A Little Bit Crazy
by TurtleGoddess reviews
Carrie, a self-proclaimed book nerd, thought she would spend a quiet summer working at Angelo's, a crazy Italian pizza place. She didn't think a weird guy would come into the restaurant and hit on her - or that he would actually be a spy from Pizza Hut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,636 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Three's One Two Many
by EeeNAce reviews
She grew up in the Darling Estate alongside the flawless Darling twins. After six years of separation, they are back in her life as sexy, organic, pure alphamales. Hell runs loose, but as they say, can't live with them, can't live without them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,648 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006
Welcome to Northville Boarding
by Miss Uots reviews
Dear Student, Welcome to Northville Boarding School. Learn, behave, and you might just keep yourself from getting sent to the basement. Enjoy your stay!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,643 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 11/13/2006
by Natasha5 reviews
[ Slash ] Friends who joke a little too personally, sit a little too closely, hug for a little too long, stare a little too intimitely, touch a little too often and care a little too much. Right. Just friends.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,111 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
Third Time’s a Charm
by cynically amused reviews
The first step towards change is admitting there is problem. Well then I guess I should get that out of the way, I have a problem. I’m a random dialer, but I won’t get into that yet. The second step is to avoid temptation—not so easy… [oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Complete