JD Kloosterman
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Joined 12-24-08, id: 645204, Profile Updated: 09-20-21
Author has written 18 stories for General, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Humor, Fable, Humor, General, Young Adult, and Spiritual.

Writer from Michigan, lover of video games and fanfiction, student of Beowulf and Lord of the Rings. Been on this site for a while.

I have a new book out! The Hospitaller Oath is out on Kindle Direct for 2.99! Also on paperback for 12.99! I've posted the first book on here as a quick preview so you get an idea of what you're getting.

Chad has escaped government prisons and half-angel fanatics to join with the Hospitallers, an ancient order dating back to the Crusades. But he's barely gotten started before he crashes (literally) into a plot involving strange mercenaries--Nephilim like himself--hunting down the Skofnung Sword, an ancient weapon of legend with amazing powers that could change the balance of power in Eastern Europe.

Thrown in with friends old and new, Chad soon finds himself falsely accused of kidnapping when he rescues Freyja Norjavik, a crippled arms heiress under threat of assassination. Chad's party must race across Europe pursued by the authorities, Russian commandos, and Freyja's two formidable sisters, as they seek to find the sword's elusive blade before it's too late. But there is a traitor in the party.

The second book in The Solomon Code series, this book follows on directly from the conclusion of The Nephilim Protocol. The Solomon Code series is an Young Adult/New Adult urban fantasy series centered on the legend of the half-angel Nephilim, which weaves together the folklore and history of countries around the globe to tell thrilling stories of adventure that touch on real-world issues.

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The Nephilim Protocol (Full Text) reviews
When he stopped the shooter at his school, Chad thought for once he'd be a hero. Instead, when they saw him smashing a wall and ripping off a boy's jaw, he was locked up and flown out to a prison in the Aleutian Islands-a prison for Nephilim, half-angel monsters with supernatural powers. Everything wants to kill him, but at the frozen edge of the world, can even an angel escape?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,816 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2021 - Published: 9/10/2020
Please Make Yourself Comfortable
There is nothing wrong. Just relax, and tell me about your friends. Try to explain this vague unease you've been feeling.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Published: 9/10/2020
Terminal reviews
It's an endless airport, with flights always leaving, never coming in. The man has been running for longer than he can remember, trying to catch a flight, any flight, that will take him to his wife. But something always holds him back.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/10/2020 - Complete
The Most Interesting Man in the World, or, The Eternal Sidekick
Isradore Pendleton Timinias has been cursed to lead the most interesting life in the world, making every moment more chaotic than the last, a nonstopping calvacade of adventures. This is a day in his life.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Published: 9/10/2020 - Complete
The Pope and His Deadly Boomerang reviews
Alt. title: Native Speech. Go on and click it, you know you want to.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Complete
6:35 reviews
An early morning walk.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Complete
A brief poetic examination of the history of attitudes towards chaos and order.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Complete
Mugging Chuck Norris reviews
Quite simply: Don't.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Complete
Topping reviews
Short poem on the necessary cruelties of a farm.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Complete
Floccinaucinihilipification reviews
A poem about the longest and most pointless word in the English language
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Complete
Beginning reviews
This story begins with a Title. Haha, okay, seriously, it begins with the word "Beginning." Or maybe it begins with "This." Maybe it doesn't begin until you click it and find out.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012
Body Work reviews
An unlikely friendship between a car mechanic and a philosophy student gives rise to a unique undertaking
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Complete
Park your Barge by the Cloud on the Left reviews
You know, life is like a carousel on a roller coaster. With penguins.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Monster reviews
And they were well-fed, the man and his wife, and did not hunger. Then one day the woman found the creature under the pomegranate tree.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
Independent Research reviews
Contrary to popular belief, the initial "Groundhog" of Groundhog's Day was not a groundhog at all, but was, in fact, a mole.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Complete
Felis y Canis reviews
Or: An Account of the War between the Cats and the Dogs. Read the tale of Princess Dim and Canis Minimus NEW: The battle is closing, and the lines are being drawn. But where?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,503 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009
Running Down reviews
During Lunch Break, Jayne, a pilot, exchanges thoughts with Sparkie the engineer. They're just cogs in the wheel, what keeps them going?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
A young boy, still suffering from the death of his mother, contemplates the nature of time.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete