JD Kloosterman
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Joined 12-24-08, id: 645204, Profile Updated: 09-10-20
Author has written 18 stories for General, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Humor, Fable, Humor, General, Young Adult, and Spiritual.

Writer from Michigan, lover of video games and fanfiction, student of Beowulf and Lord of the Rings. Been on this site for a while.

I have a book out! The Nephilim Protocol is out on Kindle Direct for 2.99! I've posted the first few chapters on here as a quick preview so you get an idea of what you're getting.

Everyone in his life has always seemed to hate him. Chad doesn't know why. He never can do the right thing to please anyone. He doesn't understand what he's supposed to be guilty of, or why everyone assumes he's so dangerous. When a friend tries to shoot up the school, Chad smashes through a brick wall in the fight to stop him. And then he knows.
Descended from the race of the half-angel Nephilim, Chad has gained massive strength, quick reflexes, and varied strange abilities. Once, his ancestors were kings, Templars, demigods; ruling the Earth with cruel indifference. Now, their descendants are imprisoned on the most remote location in Alaska--Attu Island, hundreds of miles out in the ocean.
Up against the camp's guards, the fatal Alaskan weather, and even his fellow Nephilim campers, simply surviving is a challenge for Chad. He doesn't want to die at the camp, but at the frozen edge of the world, can even an angel escape?

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Please Make Yourself Comfortable
There is nothing wrong. Just relax, and tell me about your friends. Try to explain this vague unease you've been feeling.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Published: 9/10
It's an endless airport, with flights always leaving, never coming in. The man has been running for longer than he can remember, trying to catch a flight, any flight, that will take him to his wife. But something always holds him back.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Published: 9/10 - Complete
The Most Interesting Man in the World, or, The Eternal Sidekick
Isradore Pendleton Timinias has been cursed to lead the most interesting life in the world, making every moment more chaotic than the last, a nonstopping calvacade of adventures. This is a day in his life.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Published: 9/10 - Complete
The Nephilim Protocol (Preview)
Everyone in his life has always seemed to hate him. Chad is only 14 when he stops an attempted mass shooting and finally learns why. He is descended from the Nephilim, a race of half-angel monsters that ruled the world long ago. Kidnapped by the government, exiled to a distant island with the rest of his kind, Chad must learn to use his powers to escape. FULL BOOK ON AMAZON
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Published: 9/10
The Pope and His Deadly Boomerang reviews
Alt. title: Native Speech. Go on and click it, you know you want to.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Complete
6:35 reviews
An early morning walk.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Complete
A brief poetic examination of the history of attitudes towards chaos and order.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Complete
Mugging Chuck Norris reviews
Quite simply: Don't.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Complete
Topping reviews
Short poem on the necessary cruelties of a farm.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Complete
Floccinaucinihilipification reviews
A poem about the longest and most pointless word in the English language
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Complete
Beginning reviews
This story begins with a Title. Haha, okay, seriously, it begins with the word "Beginning." Or maybe it begins with "This." Maybe it doesn't begin until you click it and find out.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012
Body Work
An unlikely friendship between a car mechanic and a philosophy student gives rise to a unique undertaking
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,781 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Complete
Park your Barge by the Cloud on the Left reviews
You know, life is like a carousel on a roller coaster. With penguins.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Monster reviews
And they were well-fed, the man and his wife, and did not hunger. Then one day the woman found the creature under the pomegranate tree.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
Independent Research reviews
Contrary to popular belief, the initial "Groundhog" of Groundhog's Day was not a groundhog at all, but was, in fact, a mole.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Complete
Felis y Canis reviews
Or: An Account of the War between the Cats and the Dogs. Read the tale of Princess Dim and Canis Minimus NEW: The battle is closing, and the lines are being drawn. But where?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,503 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009
Running Down reviews
During Lunch Break, Jayne, a pilot, exchanges thoughts with Sparkie the engineer. They're just cogs in the wheel, what keeps them going?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
A young boy, still suffering from the death of his mother, contemplates the nature of time.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete