E.K. Abele
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Joined 12-26-08, id: 645553, Profile Updated: 10-29-11
Author has written 4 stories for General, and Mythology.

It's me, Emily!

I DON'T LIKE SEMICOLONS. THEY MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE. Wow, I'm really slacking. I'll pick up the pace, I promise!

Quotes that Inspire Me

"The winners get two points and the losers get one."
"How come the losers don't get 'zero'?"
"NO ONE IS A ZERO HERE!" ~Thanks, Alex

"I'm kinda nervous, it is my first gay role-"
"First? You anticipate more?"
"It is theater..." ~Gonna miss you, Rich

"Chocolate covered BACON. It's, like, chocolate covered pretzels...but with MEAT!" ~Rich

"Stupid people, dangerous in large amounts."~Colin
"LIKE ZOMBIES?!" ~me

"Ring-ring, tick-tock, ha-ha." ~AP Lang

MR. P QUOTE SECTION!!

"Zeus is, essentially, the man ho of Mount O."
"Remember guys, lEts bEAt flAvIA!"
"For every Latin book I put together, I'm gonna take a drink. So, Stephanie, that is what happened to your book."
"It's unusual to speak to 'bad shadows' and there's a word for it." "Insanity!" "No, apostrophe...but you can use insanity."
"When a Roman said 'nice ass' he meant the coin."
"I would have told you. I tell you everything else."
"Because Catullus liked it rough."
"It would be, like, negative mountains if you said 'deep'." "Those are generally called 'valleys', Mr. P..."
"I'll show him! I'm gonna write and write and write, and then he'll be sorry!"
"I wasn't paying attention (Steph)." "It's better that way."
"An 'amicus' was a...paid male friend. Not like I would know about that stuff."
"SEX OMNIBUS!"
"Once, I shut my brother in the dryer. I would always be, like, 'I'm gonna turn it on, I'm gonna turn it on!" (we were more shocked that he wasn't an only child...)
"Two words: EPIC STRIPPING."
"I have another fifty lines to rant and I'M GONNA USE EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM."
"I like 'cheaper' because she's a cheap ho!"
"It's your birthday, have a gift of death. Man, we're twisted."
"I'm gonna miss him (me)." "I'm not (Colin)." "The whiny little bastard (Mr. P)."
"The women in these love poems just got screwed (P)." "Literally and figuratively!"
"LOOK AT MY CHIASMUS-ES!!"
"There's this weird beastiality thing going on." "Shut the door? (Cam)" "Yeah."
"Pyramus and Thisbe...addicted to crack."
"Do you think they comprehend that they're turning into trees? Cause I would be freakin' out (me." "I would think so. You would be running, screaming, up the mountain with branches for arms (P)." "I WOULD BE AN ENT?! COOL!!"
"That's where we get 'flexible' from because you can bend yourself into many different shapes. (I giggle...and so does everyone else) I can't say anything any more in this class!"

COMING SOON:

SHORTS AND POEMS: Pretty Little Failure, Because We Are, Twisted Eternity

'NOVELS': Latin Class Heroes Trilogy, Melancholia, The Lies

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Epic of Rice by The Yellow One reviews
The epic tale about the future generations of the Humans, the Spirits, the Demons, and the Gods. Season Three: Hiro, Kumin, Fai, and Kaili have inherited an interesting journey from the Legendary Four Maidens.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 130,586 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010
Hackers: Twilight by J. F. Landshoft reviews
The first of the 5-book series following Joel and his friends through their trials. This book follows Joel as he attempts to rid the Network of darkness... "Amazing, I couldn't put it down!" Ryan Phillips - Fenix magazine
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Kage by Fujimi reviews
Contains Kanji, Romaji and English translations. あうは別れの初め。Au wa wakare no hajime. Meeting is the beginning of seperation.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - Japanese - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
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Latin Class Heroes reviews
Second chances. Everyone should get one, right? David got a second chance. And a third And many more, but it's never enough to prove himself to the gods. There is always someone lurking in the shadows to ruin him once more. MILD/SEVERE LANGUAGE.VIOLENCE
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,719 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010
English Class Assignments reviews
Fortunately, I like to get...creative with my writing. Life is good. Life is better when you spend every minute of class taunting your AP Language and Composition teacher. NOW ADDED: Creative Writing class assignments!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 2/16/2009
Feral reviews
A group of high school students try to reform their school, trying to succeed. They expose harmful scandals and the drug trade that flows through the students: would-be heroes. But this group is anything but perfect. M FOR DRUGS BOTH USED/IMPLIED
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010
The Writers Guild
Stories exist in our dreams, the corners of our mind. All we have to do is catch them and step through a single door. "The story I am writing exists, written in absolutely perfect fashion, some place, in the air. All I must do is find it..." Jules Rena
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Published: 2/28/2011