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Joined 12-27-08, id: 645635, Profile Updated: 05-31-11
Author has written 3 stories for Romance, and Humor.

Hi. You can call me Hannah, if you'd like.

I don't write often, but I love to read. Check my favorites if you need suggestions.

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Leviathan! by RoughDraftHero reviews
Leviathan has always been apathetic about this whole supervillian business. However, to impress his older brother, he chooses to make the new superhero in town his arch nemesis. Too bad this hero has a penchant for saving Leviathan! slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,070 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 12/2/2011
Best Kept Secrets by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
SLASH. At seven-years-old, Quan was scared to get on the Ferris wheel; Derik talked him into it, but when it froze, Quan wasn't the one who started crying. A decade later, Quan convinces him to try again. M for sex against a car.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,608 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Complete
Penny Candy by Jaydee Faire reviews
In a down and dirty city where a good time is just a few dollars away, a dancer who's looking for life and a whore who's already given it up come to an arrangement with only one rule: No Love Allowed. Rated M for homosexual intercourse, graphic scenes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 124,156 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/15/2007
Dust and Shadows by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
SLASH. To save Kaleth's life, his adoptive brother Issavan resorts to witchcraft, a crime punishable by death. Now, the task of bringing his brother to 'justice' lies on Kaleth's shoulders, but catching him is the least of his troubles. Pseudo-incest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,112 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012
Art Criticism by Blue GhostGhost reviews
Down for publication. You can follow updates on this on my Tumblr. My job at Melissa Anderten Gallery was hard enough without the input of the most annoying photographer on the planet. God, I hate that guy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Complete
The Coquette and the Thane by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
SLASH. Kedean's saddled with a deceptively simple task: deliver a bride-to-be to her fiancée across the sea. The complication? The "bride" is a nobleman, temporarily cursed with a woman's body, who's none too pleased with the arrangement—he does, however, take a quick liking to Kedean. *'12 SKOW Nominee*
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 204,442 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Some Strings Attatched by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
SLASH. A street corner is the last place Hayden expected to find his best friend on Friday night, but when a joking "How much?" turns into losing his virginity on the back of his brother's motorcycle, explanations are in order. Two-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/2/2011
Paper Tiger by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
SLASH. When Derik's girlfriend broke her leg cheerleading, he sent her a get well card. When his linebacker, Quan, is hospitalized, Derik spends his Friday night on a creaky, government-issue cot playing Go Fish—among other things. M for gay sex.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,230 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Complete
Lines of Scrimmage by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
SLASH. Among all the 'How To' guides in the world, Quan thinks there ought to be one on how not to fall in love with your best friend, and what to do if you fail catastrophically and let him fuck you over the bleachers instead. M/M, OneShot; COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Complete
Three Strikes by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
SLASH. Derik says Quan would agree to anything. Quan begs to differ, so Derik makes his point. Two teenaged football players' path of self-discovery involving beer, rain, and some degree of exhibitionism. M/M, OneShot; COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Complete
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3025 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Jack Saturday Can't Fail by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
It's bad enough that I got stuck babysitting a brand-new vampire, but when it turns out he comes with deadly baggage... no, wait, that's the fun part. I might actually get to kill somebody. Slash; M for language, sex, and violence.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 12/16/2008
Stepbrothers by xanthofile reviews
Slash. He doesn't particularly like me, and I sure can't find much fondness for him either. But, we're stuck together from the moment our parents say, "I do." Cliche? Yes, please.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,879 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 5/27/2008
The Gay Fairy Book by Qui reviews
A collection of more Mature gay or 'slashed' fairy tales.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,016 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010
Breaking The Mirror by AMV reviews
SLASH.“Go to hell.” “Yes, sir” Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor Seaton Andrews isn't helping matters. Completed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,109 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
To Love a Loser by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. It's all a matter of who loses the most.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,034 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008
Assisted Lift by frenchmartini reviews
Phil doesn’t know what Craig’s on. Why would a straight guy pretend to be a girl online? Total boredom was his guess. Real answer? To save his jaded best friend from man-hating gloom because he's not rebounding on his own. Manhunt? Maybe, briefly. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,576 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009
Nerves by frenchmartini reviews
Meet me - David – a jittery student nurse who thought entering a roommate carer scheme was a brilliant idea. Meet Ryan – skate-punk extraordinaire with a penchant for chucking himself off vert ramps. In his wheelchair. Oh Lordy, that's got to hurt. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,664 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008
A Vampire in 14C by Abstruse Blue reviews
Colin's beginning to suspect that the new tenant living in apartment 14C is not who he appears to be, or maybe he is. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,835 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009
Saints by Alyn Drasil reviews
-ONE SHOT/companion piece- Cole isn't sure how to do Valentine's Day the gay or right way. mm slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,426 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Starcross'd by Nameless Rose reviews
In 1920's New York, pleasure is life. But after a fated meeting, can an illicit romance between two men survive the whirlwind of parties, deception and lies that surround their wealthy families? Set in the 'Roaring Twenties.' Slash. M/M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,039 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008
Hypothetically Being by Amindaya reviews
[Slash] I don't care how many math problems he missed in grade school because he could only count to eight on his fingers, because he's the hottest thing I've ever seen. He'd just better keep his disfigured hands off of my best friend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,013 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007
August Rain by Ocotillo reviews
One-shot sequel to Esperanza. Six months after first leaving, Coyo and Tesla return to Esperanza to resupply, paying Kevin a visit. Gay male romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,911 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
One For the Books by Kitkaht reviews
Kale Grimmore is the magicless librarian for the school's magical library. He doesn't need to be well liked, and with his personality he understandably isn't. So he can only think the new teacher must be masochistic, a moron, or both because he won't leave Kale alone. - Slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,786 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009
Just Drive the Car by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Italian gangsters, a gorgeous car, a little bit of gunplay, and maybe something like love. T for language and violence; pretend I have also added the 'family' and 'friendship' genres; oh yeah, and I should also say 'slash' and 'mafia' for keyword-findery.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Esperanza by Ocotillo reviews
*2011 SKOW nominee* Tesla is a drifter on post-virus Earth, doing his best to stay alive. When he meets two heathen traders, he follows them in hopes of a better life. He expected many things, but not that they'd make him prisoner for his genes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,844 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
Noah Murcutt by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. In the summer of 1852, Noah Murcutt leaves his ship for the city of London. Whilst making a living on the dark side of society, he struggles to make sense of love and loss. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,239 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Colorless by AMV reviews
MxM. SLASH. The life of a reluctantly adorable pathological liar isn't easy. Take Devyn's word for it. Well...maybe not. “Did you kill these women?” “Yes. I did it officer. Lock me up, I shot them dead.” “…They were strangled.” “Oh… Right, I meant that.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009
The Violet and the Tom by Ocotillo reviews
*2011 SKOW nominee* Nygell, a Lord of the Northern Isles, is given the gift of a young Grecian slave by the King. Nygell wants no such responsibility. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,564 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
New Kid on the Bus by Qui reviews
-Slash, Oneshot- Liam picks the wrong bus seat to sit in. Or does he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
CharlieHorse and the Jolly Green Giant by Bokonon reviews
A slash version of Hansel and Gretel. No fantasy or magical aspects. For Freak-of-Spade's February Challenge. M/M SLASH. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Prove It by Bokonon reviews
He doesn't deserve this, I know. M/M One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
Soundless by Nicale reviews
Shawn is deaf, but at the age of five he learned that he could read thoughts. He goes to visit his father, and once there meets someone who will change his life. M/M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,185 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Oh Holy Night by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. A Christmas one-shot. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,235 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
The Lighthouse by thenorthface reviews
COMPLETE. Slash. Macon could barely handle fighting with his best friend. Everything only escalated from there. **UPDATED/EDITED AS OF 2/26/13**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,675 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Thoughts Without Words by Saint Anger reviews
[MM SLASH] When Nate, a mischievous, troublesome mental patient, meets Robbie, the introverted new admit, it throws life in the ward entirely off balance. Not that there was much mental balance to begin with. [MM SLASH]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,199 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2004
Grand Prize by Qui reviews
-Slash, oneshot- Love at the State Fair
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
With Intent by Zebbie reviews
Adam's got the Spidey Sense but he'd rather be The Invisible Man. Your regular Marvel Action Hero minus lycra and enthusiasm for saving the world, he'd rather just ignore it and his dormant to extinct love life. Going nuts is more of a problem. MxM. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,713 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Resolutions by Alyn Drasil reviews
-ONE SHOT/companion piece- Bringing in the new year with both old loves and new, and a promise for something better. mm slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,389 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Wyatt by xanthofile reviews
[Slash] A teen wondering when his chance at life will come. Taking care of his invalid mother and keeping it secret, he's never lived for himself. Until two brothers move just across the street. [complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,910 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Complete
Differences by xanthofile reviews
[slash] Jackson felt different from the rest of his peers and family, and it wasn't until he was sent to live with his grandpa that he found a kindred spirit. And true love during one fateful summer. [long oneshot] dedicated to No Name Girl!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,090 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
Technicoloured Something by Zebbie reviews
An architecture project finds wheelchair bound Matt paired with Abel Moser and he's determined he won't become that perfect souvenir for the bohemian student out to experience it all and make the world a better place along the way. MxM. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,528 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Promiscuous Ambivert by xanthofile reviews
[slash] Russel Shaw is always ok. Never ruffled, put out, or angry. Most believe he's far too casual and never pays attention to the rules. But for a free cone of banana ice cream, who needs those things anyways? [oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
In Theory by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. Jamie's got a theory about how life and the universe seem to work, and Alex just fits right in. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,491 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
The Rose by xanthofile reviews
[slash] With his dulled emotions to safeguard their eruption against others, Marcus is due to have someone break through. [complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,498 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
Five Moderately Easy Steps to Having a Life by write-this-down reviews
[Slash] Liam mostly keeps to himself and spends his time painting, until one day a neighbor shows up with his mail. After that, it's only a matter of time until Liam finally gets the hang of actually having a life. OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Call Number by Sabe reviews
Luke Casten thinks the library is just a quiet place to get his summer homework done and escape his loud little cousins until he meets Alexander, a cute volunteer who soon becomes Luke's friend and obsession. [slash] [complete!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,475 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Lemon Crème by Abstruse Blue reviews
He thought his life was ordinary. He thought the man who made his heart ache and his favorite bake goods would never see him as more than a customer. He was wrong. [slash,oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Comeuppance by Alyn Drasil reviews
-ONE SHOT/companion piece- When you drop things, you might be leaving a trail for someone else. m/m slash
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,952 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2006
Slash by Limited Edition reviews
He always sits there and looks at Alex, making Alex want to smash his head against the wall. But when he's not there, there is no reason for Alex to be there either...mm, yaoi, slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,081 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Complete
Soaps by xanthofile reviews
Slash The title doesn't sound pertinent to this fic, but it is in some insane, mad, sort of way. Anyway, Stephen just needs a push to realize that not all rebounds need to remain that way. One-shot fairly cute.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Complete
Evesdropping by Alyn Drasil reviews
-ONE SHOT- You can pick up things on Christmas Eve, even things you don't expect. m/m slash
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2005
Sacrifices by Rachel Lynn reviews
Tam has been raised to die. But when death opens new doors, he has to figure out how to live a whole new life. Complete oneshot. MxM, slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,149 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
My Mathematical Mind by Shampoo Suicide reviews
And, my god, who just bursts in on someone like that. I could've been masturbating. Trigonometry, guitars, and bringing about the apocalypse or something close to it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
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Timed Bet reviews
Sometimes when a friend needs your help, you should probably just say no. Especially when they preface it with unwanted nudity. Silly ficlet, T for swearing and nudity.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Complete
August of Love reviews
August was a very pleased eight-year-old. As a reward for another round of straight A's, her father's best friend, her sort-of uncle, had promised to take her to the movie of her choice. And it would be just them. Which was ideal for the little girl, because it gave her some quality bonding time with the man of her dreams. Silly ficlet, T for swearing.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Complete
But I Haven't Brushed My Teeth Yet reviews
Today's checklist: shower, realize I'm gay, pick up best friend from airport. Wait, what? m/m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011