Author has written 276 stories for Action, Fantasy, Religion, Love, General, Supernatural, War, Life, General, Friendship, Romance, Family, Haiku, Humor, and Nature.
So, it tends to annoy me when I go to see how many people have viewed my stories, and I see all these views and hits, but no reviews. So, I've decided that from now on, I am going to review every story I read. I hope that other people will join me in this(:
Well...for starters I'm Darkest Fantasy...Welcome to my world.
Tread softly and be aware; many lose themselves here or worse...they find themselves.
-I have wings. Don't you dare assume that I'm an angel though.
-When I asked him, "Why do I do this to myself?" he answered, because you enjoy the pain. Truer words were never spoken.
-Martin Freeman is my spirit animal.
-I like to play the hero, but honestly I look horrible in a cape.
-I was once told not to hold my breath, but you can be sure that I certainly will. I'm stubborn that way
Thanks for enduring the random. You now have two choices: Read on if you dare, or run away screaming.
My Interests: I love to write obviously. I love getting into peoples' heads and finding out what they're thinking, feeling (I wanna go into criminal psychology, haha). I can read some like open books. I might as well be an empath.
I also enjoy reading, drawing, dancing, acting, trumpet, guitar, singing. And I am indeed one of those fandom freaks (SuperWhoLock, anyone?)
My Music: In case you couldn't tell from the 'My Interests' portion, I do love music. My taste is pretty diverse. I can go from listening to some Glen Miller or Count Basie, to Three Days Grace or Seether, to Lady Gaga, to Mumford and Sons or the Civil Wars. Seriously. Don't try and pin down my musical preferences, because it's a lost cause. I don't really have a favorite band; I just go through phases where I like some over others, but it changes a lot.
As for my own musical endeavors, I play trumpet in my school band and Jazz Band, I'm an alto in the advanced choir at my school, I play guitar on my own time, and work on other vocal projects whilst occasionally writing my own music.
My books: I've always been an avid reader of fantasy. For a long time when I was pretty young, I wouldn't read anything that wasn't fantasy. Now, my taste has developed and I've widened my literary reach to include classics (such as the works of Shakespeare, Sir Conan Arthur Doyle, Edgar Allan Poe, ect), psychological thrillers (specifically those of Ted Dekker), true-crime (Ann Rule, Patricia Cornwell), and the occasional realistic fiction novel. Again, specifics are too numerous to name.
My TV/Movies: As I've mentioned, I'm a crazy Tumblr fandom freak. So, Supernatural, Sherlock, Doctor Who, ect. But honestly, I love far to many to name.
Random quotes 'n stuff:
"You know a conjurer gets no credit when once he has explained his trick; and if I show you too much of my method of working, you will come to the conclusion that I am a very ordinary individual after all."
- Sherlock Holmes - A Study In Scarlet - By Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
"You can take many paths to get to the same place."
"Just so you know, you sound like a fortune cookie."
- Black Wolf (guest character) & Hotch from Criminal Minds
"You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness."
- Dean - Supernatural
"Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win."
- Stephen King
A bend in the road is not the end of the road unless you fail to make the turn.
... "Without your powers, you're like a baby in a trench coat!"
Dean - Supernatural
"Newsflash, Mr. Wizard: VAMPIRES PEE."
Dean - Supernatural
"Am I mad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid you're absolutely bonkers, but I'll tell you a secret: All of the best people are."
- Mad Hatter & Alice - Alice In Wonderland
"Tell me a lie!"
"I need your expert sewing skills."
"Tell me a new lie!"
"I don't love you."
-Tess & Sean - Burlesque
"There really aren't many coincidences in life. And to call coincidence after coincidence after coincidence a coincidence is just plain stupid."
- FBI profiler Ed Sulzbach
"There may not be marriage. There may not be sex. But, by God, there will be dancing."
- George - My Best Friend's Wedding
"But if I am young, and right, what does my age matter?"
- Antigone, by Sophocles
"I'm saying believe in magic, you muggle!"
- Howard - The Big Bang Theory
"Thank you, but cute is for bunnies! I want to be something with sex appeal...like a labradoodle!"
- Raj - The Big Bang Theory
"Little things used to mean so much to Shelly. I always thought they were kind of trivial. Believe me; nothing is trivial."
- Eric Draven - The Crow
"In my experience, evil isn't a cultural phenomenon. It's a human one."
- Gideon - Criminal Minds
"You never quit on your music. No matter what happens. 'Cause anytime something bad happens to you, that's the one place you can escape to and just let it go. I learned it the hard way. And anyway, look at me. Nothing bad's gonna happen. You gotta have a little faith."
“Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more."
- Eric Jong
"Hope guides me. It is what gets me through the day and especially through the night. The hope that when you fade from my sight, it will not be the last time I look upon your face."
- A Knight's Tale
"May those that love us, love us; & for those that don't love us, may God turn their hearts; & if he can't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles; so we may know them by their limping."
- Irish saying/blessing
"Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step."
- Martin Luther King Jr.
"History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again."
- Maya Angelou
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."
- Dr. Seuss
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
- John Lennon
"You don't let love in your heart, you got nothing. No dreaming. No story. Nothing."
"Nobody knows how much time they have to be with the people who are most important. Enjoy it."
- Balthazar - The Sorcerer's Apprentice
"For what it's worth, my mother says when we deceive for personal gain, we make Jesus cry."
- Sheldon - Big Bang Theory
"The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all." - The Princess Diaries
"I'll tell you," said she in the same hurried, passionate whisper, "what real love is. It is blind devotion, unquestioning self-humiliation, utter submission, trust and belief against yourself and against the whole world, giving up your whole heart and soul to the smiter - as I did!"
- Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
"Don't kill anyone till we get back to you!"
- The Lost Boys
"You still think this is a dream, don't you?"
"It seems like it."
"You want to know how I know this isn't a dream?"
"Because when you have a nightmare you're relieved that it wasn't real when you wake up. When you have a good dream you wake up, and it's the worst feeling in the world knowing it didn't really happen."
"Hm. Where have I heard that before?"
"I might have read your Facebook quotes."
- He & I
I prefer nightmares to good dreams 'cause when you wake up from a nightmare you're relieved that it wasn't real. When you wake up from a good dream it's one of the worst feelings in the world knowing that it didn't really happen. -Me
"So logically, if she weighs the same as a duck she must be made of wood and is therefore a witch!"
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Hope is great...We need caffine." - Mohinder from Heroes
"We dream of change. We dream of hope, fire, love, death, and then it happens. The dream becomes real..." - Mohinder from Heroes
"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited, imagination encircles the world." -Einstein
"I wear the cheese, the cheese does not wear me." - Random Cheese Guy from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Put your back into it! A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" - Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I (used to) hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST have more than one MOTHER.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I Don't DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST burn in hell
I have a SPEECH impediment and talk FUNNY so I MUST be a retarded person
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