Mort De Rire
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Joined 12-31-08, id: 646482, Profile Updated: 11-20-09
Author has written 3 stories for Romance, and Essay.

Hi! I'm a writer who just wants to see what people think of this story that I, out of sudden inspiration, wrote two summers ago. It's a little bit based off of a series I read earlier that year, but I promise my ideas are original! I actually have the entire story written, it just takes me a while to separate it into chapters--can you believe that on Microsoft Word my story is 91 pages long, single-spaced, Times New Roman 12 point font? No joke. Well, anyways, I just found the "Essays" page today and decided that I would also try my hand at that, so if you are in "overly critical English teacher" mode today, please read and review "The Wonderful Language of Dickens", which is more than aptly titled.

What are some interesting things about myself? First off, I am an aspiring violinist and pianist. Yes, I am Asian. Writing really isn't my strong point or anything, but I do love to read (that is, ever since I read Harry Potter in the sixth grade). My favorite author of all time is Jane Austen--for those who are also fellow fans, you know what I mean when I say that I even read Northanger Abbey! For those of you who are Twilight fans, I want to say this: GO READ THE BLUE BLOODS SERIES BECAUSE IT MAKES TWILIGHT LOOK LIKE THE MOST CRAPPIEST PIECE OF CRAP EVEN THE CRAPPIEST CRAPS OF THE CRAP WORLD HAVE EVER SEEN. I love to read classics and am currently reading Jean-Christophe by Romain Rolland. Of course, I do LOVE to indulge myself in shallower books, some of the better ones being: Blue Bloods, His Eyes (whose author originally wrote this story right here on FictionPress), Scribbler of Dreams, Just Listen, the Truth About Forever, Lock and Key, Along for the Ride, Psych Major Syndrome...the list could go on for eternity. I simply listed some that I thought everyone should give a read.

So please support me and my writing! Read The Proper Lady (ex-named: the Black Sheep) (ex-named: Leigh Dalsworth)

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Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,357 - Reviews: 3500 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Waiting on the World by blak pearl reviews
What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,294 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Confessions of a Former Chew Toy by woodstock1969 reviews
When I found out that Tully, my estranged childhood best friend, was rooming with my ex, the overly opinionated, rich tool, I knew that things were bound to get weird. I can't stand awkward situations, and my freshman year of college just became one. Joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,087 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Why I Don't Date by crazypotatoes reviews
Men. She was supposed to hate all of them...especially this one guy. She was supposed to avoid dating. But he had other plans for her. FINALLY COMPLETED!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 147,027 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Free Hugs by Lasso the Moon reviews
Present situation: I slept through most of my first class, I had one possibly sprained ring finger, and when I slammed my phone against my nightstand in frustration, it snapped in half. Only on a bad day would I attract a cute guy. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - She is the type of person who likes hugs and kisses. Cuddles and touches. But he isn't. And sadly, she doesn't know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Close Encounters, Inc by fazzingaway reviews
Complete! Between the three of us, we were probably connected to everyone in our year group and helped people meet the men or women of their dreams. But then one dream turned into a nightmare when I realised I'd fallen in love with the target…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,605 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
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White Roses For A Reason
When Keira St. James, a high school senior on the track to Princeton, meets Josh Linney, a careless jock from a rival high school, her world will never be the same...and not just because he puts her in a coma within seconds of meeting her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2012
The Proper Lady reviews
Life for Leigh, an outcast of her family, changes when she is banished from home. Now she has a chance of being smart, beautiful, fashionable, and popular...but will she ever have the courage to face her family? : R&R please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009
The Wonderful Language of Dickens reviews
Something I wrote for my honors English class...want to enter in a writing contest...please read and help me improve the story! The theme is "crowd scene in Dickens' style"
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009