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Joined 01-03-09, id: 646959, Profile Updated: 05-17-10

Hello and welcome to my profile!

I'm mustard hen, and I'm a teenager living in south east England...

My favourite things are as follows (main ones in bold):
TV Shows: Casualty, Midsomer Murders, Mock The Week, Outnumbered, Heartbeat, Primeval, CSI New York, In Plain Sight, How I Met Your Mother, Long Way Round/Down, By Any Means, Top Gear and The Bill
Films: The Italian Job (2003 version), Hot Fuzz, Max Payne, Night at the Museum, Meet The Fockers, Along Came Polly, Journey To The Center Of The Earth 3D, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Thirteen, The Day The Earth Stood Still and National Treasure
Bands: Stereophonics, Franz Ferdinand, Ben's Brother, Maroon 5, The Who, McFly, The Script, Scouting For Girls, Kaiser Chiefs, Scissor Sisters, U2 and Keane
Actors: Mark Wahlberg, Joe McFadden, Alex Walkinshaw, Robson Green, Jason Hughes, Ben Stiller, Rupert Penry-Jones, Ewan McGregor, John Barrowman, David Tennant, Pierce Brosnan, Dominic Power, Christopher Fox and Daniel Craig
Comedians: Russell Howard, Hugh Dennis, Adam Hills, Tim Minchin, Dara O'Briain, Gina Yashere, Patrick McGuinness and Michael McIntyre
Songs: This Fire (Franz Ferdinand), The Dark of the Matinee (Franz Ferdinand), Won't Go Home Without You (Maroon 5), Goodnight Goodnight (Maroon 5), She Bangs (Ricky Martin), 100MPH (Stereophonics), Letters (Ben's Brother), When I Get My Name In Lights (John Barrowman), So Close (John Barrowman and Jodie Prenger), Far Away (Nickelback), Since You Been Gone (Rainbow), Darts of Pleasure (Franz Ferdinand), Watch Them Fly Sundays (Stereophonics), Superman (Stereophonics), Baba O'Riley (The Who), Real Good Looking Boy (The Who), Bite Hard (Franz Ferdinand), Running to Stand Still (U2), The End (McFly), Only The Strong Survive (McFly), A Winter's Tale (David Essex), POV (McFly), Black and Gold (Sam Sparro), Up On The Roof (The Drifters), Heartbeat (Scouting For Girls), Walk in the Sun (McFly), I'm Yours (The Script), Land of a Thousand Words (Scissor Sisters), Baby's Coming Back (Jellyfish), Anybody There (The Script), Maybe Tomorrow (Stereophonics), Since I Told You It's Over (Stereophonics) and Use Somebody (Kings Of Leon)
Hobbies: Writing, teaching myself guitar, singing, going to the cinema with mates, watching TV, listening to music and reading
Footballers: Frank Lampard (Chelsea), Steven Gerrard (Liverpool), Diego Forlan (Atletico Madrid)and Peter Crouch (wherever he went now)

The people I look up to are: Danny Jones and Richard Hammond, because they are both amazing at what they do and are really nice people.

I'm also on - check out my stories over there!

Thanks for looking at my profile! :)

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Know vs Think by infraredphaeton reviews
When Cid, middle child, wishful writer, and owner of a pair of mental complexes, meets Logan, eldest sibling, successful law student, and ridiculously well balanced, he doesn’t expect much. Unfortunately, Logan does. SLASH M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,934 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010
Rosedown by Bob Crotchit reviews
Austin Harlan, a young doctor with a shrouded history, arrives at Rosedown plantation, hired on as the family's personal physician. His role soon becomes considerably more complex. Eventual slash.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,895 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011
Timeless Smiles by Caseus reviews
Slash oneshot. Keep your key and take my heart. FLUFF TO THE EXTREME. Like seriously. MAJOR FLUFF IT WILL GIVE YOU A TOOTHACHE. Also dedicated to Clockwork Times Rated for sensuality.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Complete
Pieces Of My Heart by ForeverBehindTheImpression reviews
If you were the sea... Rushing and racing... I was the shore... I was crahed and bashed... By your breakers... But I never whispered... A single word of pain...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
Love by Masochistic.Vampiree reviews
I will miss you. I promise i will. But im not brave enough to tell you the truth.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Beauty Like the Night by Aoife129 reviews
Amy's a musician who longs for the happiness her friends have found; William's a poet without a muse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Lovin' You: Danny and Matt Vignettes by Kiara reviews
*Chapter 9 is up!* A collection of vignettes about Danny and Matt. A sort of sequel to
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,991 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/6/2002 - Published: 10/10/2002
Everything by Kiara reviews
The sequel to "Confessions and Fireworks." A few months after they first met, Danny and Matt continue to explore their relationship and debate whether or not to tell people about it. This one is in chapters. PG-13 for Danny's dirty mouth ;)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,227 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2002 - Published: 8/15/2002
Confessions and Fireworks by Kiara reviews
Two teenage boys meet out on Cape Cod one summer and discover things about themselves and each other. It's cutesy slash, just so you all know :)
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,325 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/24/2002
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