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Weeelcome, dear dinner-er guest. I'm very sorry if you are waiting for a new story update or something. My muse ran off with another writer. I now have to hire a new one. If you know of any good ones, you can contact me at

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Tenebrism by Alyn Drasil reviews
Light and Shadow Book I. A couple of jerkoff friends daring him to kiss a statue in a graveyard are the least of Alan's problems. Because now the statue is alive. And now there are two of them. And that's only the beginning. slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 154,135 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Leviathan! by RoughDraftHero reviews
Leviathan has always been apathetic about this whole supervillian business. However, to impress his older brother, he chooses to make the new superhero in town his arch nemesis. Too bad this hero has a penchant for saving Leviathan! slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,755 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/2/2011
Real Vampires Don't Sparkle by DeliriousEphemera reviews
REMOVED FOR PUBLICATION. SEE INSIDE. Matheus didn't ask for this. He just wanted a normal, boring life. One bad night, and now he was drinking blood, running for his life, questioning his sexual orientation and generally being a whiny b*tch. Well, that last part wasn't new. slash. snarky.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
The Candy King by RYTwinDemon reviews
He called himself the 'Candy King'; she called him 'psycho'. He promised her the world; she threatened him with a black eye. This is the story of the unusual relationship between the strangest demon in hell and the girl who wouldn't sell her soul to him.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
The Stepway: Version One by Chris Rhyanne reviews
"Ah, you are but a tiny, insignificant, innocent little child who happened to be at the right place at the wrong time, and is now engaged to a shameless old man with magical powers. Congratulations on your marvelous luck, my dear." Being re-written.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 85,012 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Hench! by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Ever wonder what the supervillain game looks like from the henchmen's perspective? It looks like a fist suddenly getting very big, and then you're wandering in the street trying to remember your name. Shoe and Rocket have had about enough of that crap.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010
Alleviation of the Moon by aura-aramante reviews
A Beauty and the Beast remake. Of witches, beasts, lust, and servants you cannot see.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,383 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009
Under the Firebird's Watch by J.Black reviews
17 year old Saphina cannot wait to get away from her aunt and the little village of Gredsford. However, she may get more excitement than she bargained for when she finds herself a maid in the castle of the reclusive royal family.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,327 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008