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Joined 01-03-09, id: 647021, Profile Updated: 05-18-11

Name: Rachel
Nicknames:Rayche, Kat, Kitty Kat, Katty Kat, Aelita, Lita, Wita, Weeeeeduuuuuh, Queenie, Lady Lita, The Betchy Cupcake, Smarticle Cupcake, Gawfick (like, gothic), Bitch Hermit (see friendsoffoamy.com, episode #56), Sweetie, Missy, and Princess.
Age: Seventeen, as of September 22.
Ethinicity:German, Irish, Cheerokee Indian, Black Foot Indian, English, and probably more.
My Favorite Music: I love rock and country music. I have too many bands and singers that I like to list them all.
My Favorite Shows and Movies: Code: LYOKO, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Two and a Half Men. The Lion King, a lot of Disney and comedy movies.
What I'm Like:I love my family and friends and animals. I try to be nice but I don't do so well when somebody messes with anyone I care about.


I would like it to be noted by anybody who reads my stories and/or poems that I believe in only God, no matter what it may seem I'm implying. I respect others' beliefs but I only believe in the Lord and I do not try to encourage anybody to believe in anybody else through what I write.


I'm sorry but I will no longer be posting on here. I'm worried about my poems or story being plagiarized so I'm removing everything. Thank you so much for sticking with me. All of your reviews meant so much and every single one made me smile, but I don't want to risk somebody stealing something I've worked so hard on.


If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm emo, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a negro, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm blond, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm Jamaican, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm Haitian, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm Asian, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm Jewish, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm Gay, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a Lesbian, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm Arab, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I speak my mind, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a gay rights supporter, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a Christian, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm Religious, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm Atheist, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a Religion, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm Republican, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm Democrat, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am Liberal, so I MUST be gay.
I'm southern, so I MUST be white trash.
I take (or used to take) anti-depressants, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a guy, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm Irish, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm Native American, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a cheerleader, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a dancer, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a punk, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm rich, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I wear black, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a white girl, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm Cuban, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm not a virgin, so I MUST be easy.
I fell in love with a married man, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a teenage mom, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm Polish, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm Italian, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm Egyptian, so I Must be a Terrorist.
I'm pretty, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I have straight A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I dye my hair crazy colors, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I dress in unusual ways, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm into theater and arts, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a vegetarian, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I have a bunch of male friends, so I MUST be f-ing them all.
I have a bunch of female friends, so I MUST be a player.
I have big boobs, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm Colombian, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I wear what I want, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm Russian, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm German, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with gays, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm Brazilian, so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm Porto-Ricken, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm Salvadorian, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm Polish, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm Hawaiian so I MUST be lazy.
I'm Peruvian, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm Lithuanian, so I MUST be old-fashioned and stupid.
I'm a stoner, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a virgin, so I MUST be prude.
I'm straight edge, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a female gamer, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm black, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I MUST be fat.
I'm single, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a skater, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a punk, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm Asian, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.
I'm Christian, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm mixed, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm Muslim, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in band, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm black, so I MUST believe "Jesus wuz a brotha".
I'm Mormon, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm white and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm goth, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm Hispanic, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm not like everyone else, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm overweight, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm preppy, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a dance team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm young, so I MUST be naive.
I'm rich, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm Mexican, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I got a car for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm black, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm bi-sexual, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an Asian guy, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a guy cheerleader, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a prep, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the sun, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of friends, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight pants and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a fly, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support gay rights, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have artistic talent, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a big group, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a different sense of humor, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people off, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets greasy a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm defensive, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a nudist, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a former prostitute, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm Texan, so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a goth, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I'm a cross-dresser, so I must be homosexual.
I draw anime, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a fangirl, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I watch porn, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an only child, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm intelligent, so I MUST be weak.
I am American, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm Welsh, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm a young writer, so I MUST be emo.
I'm Canadian, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a guy, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm Canadian, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm Disabled, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a feminist, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a teenager, so I MUST have a stereotype.
I wear a big sunhat when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like blood, so I MUST be a vampire.
I'm an Albino, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer.
I'm English, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm white, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like yaoi or yuri, so I MUST be a Homophobe.
I'm not the most popular person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the environment, I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.

I have a fan character, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I chat, so I MUST be having cyber-sex.
I'm Pagan, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm Pagan, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm Conservationist, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm Swedish, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a lesbian, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like cartoons, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I like reading, so I MUST be a loner.
I have my own spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I am Wiccan, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I disagree with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I am a witch, so I MUST be an old hag and fly on a broomstick.
I love yaoi, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a person, so I MUST be labeled.
I don't cuss, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like games, anime, and comics, so I MUST be childish.
I'm Swedish, therefore I MUST be white.
I spot grammatical errors, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm gothic, so I MUST be mean.
I'm strong, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to Renascences Fairs, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm gay, so I MUST be after every straight guy around.
I don't want a boyfriend, so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm not Christian, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I drink and smoke, so I MUST have not have a life.
I am friends with a cutter, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a perfectionist, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I don't like to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.


If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this to your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this to your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull", copy this to your profile.

If you ever pulled on a door that said "Push", copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped going up the stairs, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped going down the stairs, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this to your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this to your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled, copy this to your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this to your profile.

If you trip over yourself for no reason whatsoever, copy this to your profile.

If you're a freak of something, such as computer, ketchup, or a sport, copy this to your profile.

If you think that people who try to fit in with the bratty, popular people need to get a real life, copy this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this to your profile.

If you would walk 1,000 miles to see the person you love for 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this to your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it to your profile.

92 percent of teens have moved onto rap, dance, or r'n'b. If you are part of the 8 percent that still listen to real music, put this on your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this to your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this to your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
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You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are; the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it on your profile.


Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
Then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."


You say "Pink"
I say "Black"
You say "Paris Hilton"
I say "Amy Lee"
You say "Soulja Boi"
I say "Gerard Way"
You say "Pop"
I say "Rock"
You say "You're weird"
I say "I'm different"
Put this on your profile if you agree.

Emo doesn't mean you cut.
Emo doesn't mean your gay.
Emo doesn't mean your suicidal.
Emo is real.
Emo is people.
Emo is everything.
Emo is a label.
Emo is being free;
Free to be you.
Free to express.
Free to tell everyone to f off.
Emo is just a word.
If you believe this, copy and paste it to your profile.


Here are some of my favorite quotes:

"Be yourself. Don't take anybody's shit and never let them take you alive!" - Gerard Way; My Chemical Romance

“Your going to come across a lot of shitty bands and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like or because they don't accept you for who you are, I want you to look right at that mother f-er, stick up your middle finger, and scream 'F YOU'!” - Gerard Way; My Chemical Romance

"There's less violence in the world when people are using hula-hoops." - Mikey Way; My Chemical Romance

"Hey! Don't laugh at me for the cupcake thing. I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes." - Ray Toro; My Chemical Romance

"Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one." - Frank Iero; My Chemical Romance

"People think that moose are really gentle and goofy, but they aren't! They're f-in' animals!" - Bob Bryar; My Chemical Romance

Frank Iero: "Has Goldfinger ever seen any mooses?"
Mikey Way: "That's not the plural of moose; it's 'moosi'."
Gerard Way: "F off; it's 'meese'."
Frank Iero: "Has Goldfinger ever seen a flock of meese advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight. They aren't small creatures. You would just run off like a girl or a boy. What does 'running like a girl' mean anyways?"

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." - Maryon Pearson

"You see things and say 'why'. I dream things and say 'why not'." - Author Unknown

"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism and frowned upon in most societies." - Johnny Depp; Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snow blower, or vacuum cleaner." - Ben Bergor

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

"Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra." - Fran Lebowitz

"Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath, and hope we've set aside enough money to pay for our kids' therapy." - Michelle Pfeiffer

"Asking politicians to give up a source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood." - Cal Thomas

"If you're going to make every game a matter of life or death, you're going to have a lot of problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot." - Dean Smith

"Teenager with nose ring, baggy clothing, and spiked hair to friend: I don't really like dressing like this, but it keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere they go." - Author Unknown

"Everyone has the ability of making someone happy, some by entering the room, others by leaving it." - Author Unknown

"Pro and con are opposites, that fact is clearly seen. If progress means to move forward, then what does congress mean?" - Nipsey Russel

"A word to the wise isn't necessary; it is the stupid ones who need all the advice." - Bill Cosby

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no use in being a damn fool about it." - W.C. Fields

"It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water." - Franklin P. Jones

"A friend will ask you why you're crying. A real friend will already have the shovel and be ready to bury the loser who made you cry." - Author Unknown

"A friend will stop you from over reacting. A true friend will be standing next to you giggling, 'Somebody's gonna get it'." - Author Unknown

"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Dang, that was fun.'" - Author Unknown


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CW2 Jarvis
You may not have been related to me by blood but you will always be my uncle.
You will always be loved, honored, and missed.
October 26, 1974 - July 13, 2009