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Joined 01-04-09, id: 647173, Profile Updated: 08-13-12
Author has written 11 stories for Fantasy, Young Adult, General, General, Kids, Romance, and Horror.

I'm Cait.

I'm often late.

My rhymes are clearly great.

...Fine then, clear off, find someone else to rate.

(My gosh, I'm so funny.)

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Finally, llamas! by clarity-eatworld reviews
Whatevs, bro. Happy Birthday. :3
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Complete
The Story You Shouldn't Know by Bingo reviews
/Perfection does not make allowances. Perfection doesn't weaken. And Anna would./ Anna's life is pleasant enough, until she meets Josh. He's charming, smart, and knows everything about everyone. Unfortunately, he's also very, very evil.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 187,518 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
The Chronicles of a Muslim Vampire by Bingo reviews
It's odd but somewhat ironic that in this day and age, people are more scared to get on a plane with me - not because I'll suck their blood, no, but because I might blow the plane up. Oh, well.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,911 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010
Flaming in the Dorms by pesterme2 reviews
Damien is sent to live in a Catholic boys school for his own protection after he's attacked for being 'flaming gay'. What happens when a night in drag & an unplanned kiss attracts his heterosexual roommate's attention? Male/Male Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 260,365 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 6/7/2009
Llamalicious by clarity-eatworld reviews
More llamalicious stuff. There is no mention of llamas in this ... Happy Birthday, Cait!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Complete
That Other Birthday Llama by clarity-eatworld reviews
Cait's older, oh no! A little present from Dani and Deena to Cait on her birthday.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Complete
Right Off the Donkey by Bingo reviews
Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now, I'd like to take a moment, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I fell off a donkey and got quite a scare. ONESHOT. Set in Egypt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Tom's Journey by clarity-eatworld reviews
Tom's supposed to be like any other guy his age. But he's not. In between his nightmares about his dead brother, and a new school, how is he supposed to ignore HER? "Sometimes the one thing you want, you can't have."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,005 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009
The Bucket List by clarity-eatworld reviews
//oneshot// Today is 'Annoy Deena Day' apparently, because that's what everyone is doing. He asked me what I was writing, so I told him. But things got weird when he made his own version...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
I Want To Eat Your Brain by Cazrolime reviews
Rhyming. I want to give you lilies white, and roses glowing red... V. v. romantic. Frsrs.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
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Dani Smells Quite a Lot (llamalicious) reviews
Dee 19 now oooh scary fairy
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Complete
Llamas Assemble reviews
Similar to Avengers Assemble. In that the second word of the title is 'assemble'. Warning: Llamas.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Complete
Always
It's a real shame when the like of your life is liking another. But Taylor will always be a friend to Dom.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Complete
With a Mention of Llamas! reviews
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANI! And I put it in the kids section to remind you that Dee and I are still kids, compared to you, oh Adult Woman.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Complete
Hallow's Poem reviews
A poem for Halloween 2010. It's a bit grisly, but I do hope you enjoy.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
Another Year, Another Llama Ages reviews
Dear Dani. We wrote you a Llama thingy! Enjoy this for your Llamabirthday.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Complete
LlamaLlama reviews
The Llama stuff. Birthday. so happy sixteenth, Deena!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Complete
The Man reviews
This is a response of sorts to the poem The Laboratory, by Robert Browning.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete
The Runaway reviews
Kyle left it all behind... his family, his friends, all of the jealousy and ire, to follow in the footsteps of his father.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
Something Sad reviews
One-shot! Just another person who failed... "Jackson had it all; Nick didn’t...Nick failed. He always did."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
The Birthday Llama reviews
Erm, well, it's Dani's birthday, so me and Deena thought we'd write something! Enjoy!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete