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 Author has written 8 stories for General, Horror, Supernatural, General, Fantasy, and Fantasy. Hey, everyone. I'm (kind of) back! Figment is getting absorbed into "Underlined" and I'm not feelin' it right now. The main thing is, I'm not going to post things that I actually plan to publish professionally one day. I'm planning on posting some short stories, and maybe if I ever get close to publishing something, I'll post excerpts. I very much enjoy feedback, so if there's something weird in my writing, let me know so I can improve. (But no unbridled insults, please. I'm still a human like you.) Thanks so much for stopping by! My new username, explained: I had most of my large intestine removed, and now I have a literal semicolon. My profile icon is a photo I took in 2015. |
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Ruined Fairy Tales by Sex and Candy reviews
My fairy tale was supposed to go differently. I was supposed to be kidnapped by an evil sorcerer, get rescued by a dashing young prince and live happily ever after. I was NOT supposed to be kidnapped by a lunatic prince, or rescued by an 'evil' sorcerer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,310 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/10/2021 - Published: 4/28/2011
BAM! And the Brain is Gone by Dragon-Rider II reviews
Conversations, quotes and randomness galore. With dear friends of mine who helped to corrupt what little sanity I had.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 43,601 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010
The Library Book by Sex and Candy reviews
Lanie had no idea that the book she bought was actually a portal into another realm. Now strange people are after her and her only hope to getting back home before the portal closes is an arrogant, rude, knight in shining armor. full description inside
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011
The ABC's of Jack Sanders by Aurora Corona reviews
Jack Sanders: my brother's best friend. Reasons why I hate him: he broke off the heads of my barbie dolls, AND he sat on my birthday cake, AND his idea of fun is prancing around the school in my bras, AND . . . Damn, I think I'm falling for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,295 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 12/15/2008
Icy Shores by AlijaS117 reviews
Did you really think I was letting you go?" "W... what do you want?" He chuckled, as he pressed closer to me, I could feel his breath on my lips as he whispered, "I thought I already told you, we are bonded for eternity."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/30/2009
Noble in Reason by Kyllex reviews
When Aubrey's friend Danny lets it slip that his cousin has a thing for her, she can't help but be curious. So when Jude Rivers shows up in her art class, she befriends him - what could go wrong? ONESHOT. SEQUEL TO KC AND TBAL.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Complete
New Life by Christina Wynnwood reviews
When an adopted Kayla leaves home to "find herself", she learns more about her past than she bargained for. With the new knowledge of who and what she is, she's suddenly thrust into a world that she didn't know existed.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,363 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011
Conversations With June by LaughsWithTears reviews
My friend and I have a LOT of weird conversations. Like, a LOT. We basically spend the brunt of our time together just laughing our glasses off. Which actually did happen once. Please read! Names have been changed to protect the clinically insane.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011
I'm a Loser, Baby by Kyllex reviews
My typical day: awaken to Arcanine's loud barks, try to restrain from punching Hunter in the face in PE, listen to Alex ramble about hot girls, talk to Dan on the phone about proposals…oh, and fall in love with the boy who makes my life Hell. That, too.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,359 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
Kiss Him, Lucy! by kiwi.boba reviews
It all started with a dare...hell, everything starts with dares these days. ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Complete
Speechless by Can'tdecideapenname reviews
"What do you mean he's dead" She stated with a tear in her eye. "I mean he passed away and left you this" He handed her a card with the word Everything written on it. UPDATED
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011
How I pranked my science teacher by Can'tdecideapenname reviews
This is a true story! it happened and i want it to be heard. I am a low selfesteem girl who tries to avoid attention. But then god gave me a brilliant idea of a prank on my teacher i just couldn't ignore. Please read!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Complete
Living With Ghosts by LaughsWithTears reviews
"The ghost was eating a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich. The freaking ghost was eating a freaking peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich. Unbe-freaking-lievable." Malari has a bit of a problem. And he really doesn't want to leave.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
Welcome to My Life by LaughsWithTears reviews
Piper is... Well, she's Piper. And this is her diary. Enjoy invading her personal space.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2011
Hexes and Friendship by LaughsWithTears reviews
"The first time I saw Stephen, he painted a hex sign on my right arm, and I couldn't move my fingers for three hours." A silly little one-shot about friendship. Enjoy!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
Truth Be a Liar by Kyllex reviews
Aubrey's headstrong best friend has never gotten along with her brother as well as she would've liked. So when she finds out that the two shared a kiss, she does everything in her power to try and get them together. ONESHOT. SEQUEL TO KC.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,825 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Complete
Getting There by foxcean reviews
Excerpt: "Did you know that penguins could jump up to six feet high?" "Oh. Cool. We could teach it to play basketball or something." ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Complete
Mornings After by mostardently reviews
Zach is the president of the Omega Pi fraternity. Frankie has bright blue hair and paint stains on all her clothes. The only thing more baffling than their friendship is the strange situations they often wake up to after their wild nights out.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011
King's Countenance by Kyllex reviews
He was the kind of guy that corrected everything you said and was quick to point out your mistakes. He was always right, and he knew it. His presence made me want to punch a small child - it was too bad that I desperately needed his help. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,113 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
Quilling It by LaughsWithTears reviews
Four teens. One chat room. A LOT of hilariousness. Find out what craziness ensues when four reading/writing obsessed teens are left to their own devices. Prepare to wet yourself.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010
To Keep The Peace by puzzling-over-nothing reviews
Peaz was sent to earth when he was young for his own protection. he cant remember his parents or his home. but one day his monotone life ends, and with it any chance he thought he had of not being the last.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009
I Got This by Kyllex reviews
“Don’t worry – I got this,” he said with an air of confidence much too optimistic given the circumstances. “You got this?” I shouted. “Your house is on FIRE.” “So?” “So, why haven’t you called 911 yet?” “I already told you,” he said. “I got this.” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Complete
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 99 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
My Guardian Angel by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. She said, “Silly, you’re my guardian angel…” and he said, “Yeah, I guess I am. I promise I won’t let you down.” He didn't.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
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Prompted reviews
My responses to some Reddit writing prompts. I didn't always follow the prompt 100%, but in my opinion, the important part is having fun. - Rated M for suggested violence. (It would have been T for language otherwise.)
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2017 - Published: 11/28/2017
Touched reviews
"The truth was… I could've gotten anything I wanted. I could create, mend, or destroy anything within anyone with a single touch."
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/27/2017 - Complete
I'm Sorry reviews
He wasn't. - A flash-fiction I originally wrote for Figment
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/27/2017 - Complete
Stolen reviews
My first attempt at a ballad. - Rated T for violence
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/27/2017 - Complete
Where Strength and Power End
A collection of my poetry. Some are a little angsty, some are religious, and some are just whimsical. I hope you like them. One of them is in Italian (my second language), but I included an English translation. - Cover is a photograph I took in 2015
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 904 - Updated: 11/27/2017 - Published: 11/26/2017
Pippin
Mercutio, the family cat, knows everything. He knows not to eat the hamster. He knows where to use the bathroom. But he doesn't know what to think when the caretakers adopt a hyperactive puppy. - Originally for a contest on Figment (it won 2nd place).
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Published: 11/26/2017 - Complete
Carnevale reviews
The magic ends when the clock strikes twelve... - A flash-fiction I wrote for a Figment contest a while back.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2017 - Complete
The Warning reviews
Long ago, reflective surfaces were believed to be gateways to other worlds and dimensions... - A flash-fiction I wrote for a Figment contest a while back.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/26/2017 - Complete