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Okay, so what's supposed to go in this blank space? Right, stuff about me! The crazy author with all the dorkiness and the weirdness – looks like I’m all set, then. I'm also on fanfiction and now I'm here! YAY! Lest you didn’t know, this is my obsession: WRITING! What else do I do? Nothing really except sleep and eat and breathe and other stuffs necessary to function. Art, too...
That's why I have a deviantart account under the name of WolfieGrrrl – a fantastic gallery where you can find illustrations and more information about my darling OCs.
Music is my life (I have a shared YouTube account with my cousin Ite), Gov homework sucks, and I pretty much can't stand being away from the computer and a keyboard more than I absolutely have to (my comp is used mostly for writing and chatting with friends who live nowhere near me *sigh*). Family means everything to me and I also highly value true friendship (cuz true friends are hard to find nowadays).
And I happen to be addicted to bubble wrap. ;D It’s so much fun! Yes, can I go to bubble wrap's anonymous? Sign me up. My unaired web show persona is also addicted to gum (but won’t go to gumaholic’s anonymous unless Ite drags her there kicking and screaming), and highly adores cosplaying, pizza, and much childish fun. Also… she loves puppets – well, one little monkey puppet in particular actually. Heheh…
Okay, so pretty much, you can search through my fanfiction profile with this same name and look through any if not all of my many horrendous fics. And I'll post some stuff here - don't you worry your pretty little heads off about that, doves.
I may have a little poll for you to look at asking what I should write about next. Cuz I'll get right on that for you.
rolls eyes at own stupidity and sighs*
In case anyone was concerned (and I know you weren’t), I've made friends! =D
I've made friends! =D WhyDoesItHaveToRainOnMyParade (Jen) to be precise and she's pretty much the only person I'm really familiar with here. Oh, and the Witty! Can't forget RoryAceHayden147! RubyFlash321 is one of the newer ones I realized was on here. As well as xXKitsune of DarknessXx! Oh, and of course, let's not leave out Zanessa4eternity (my Twin Sis Jess and our friend Maria)! RachaelFaye is another wonderful person I now know on here.
Yup, those are the only few I know. So, yeah, check out their profiles and please read all of our stories!
Well – not that you care – here are the basics about me:
PenName: Girly 411 (doesn't it remind you of the Disney411 commercials? It was totally accidental... sort of)
Country in which I dwell: US (might explain a few things... or not. But you can kinda tell where I am by looking at the thing on the top of this page that says location =D)
Eye color: They switch between brown and green... depending on my mood and the surrounding light.
Hair color: Pink with purple bangs (though I've always wanted to be blonde - I think it would be very cool with my really creepy pale Scottish skin).
For those who didn’t know: I accept anonymous reviews… because I’m aware of the slight possibility that someone without an account on this site might be reading my work. And I definitely know that there are times when people who do have accounts are too lazy to sign in. XD So, you needn’t feel shy about leaving me feedbackbecause I’m not the type of person to bite someone’s head off for giving an opinion I asked for. I promise. *crosses heart*
Favorite Movie: Some Like It Hot (It’s an excellent classic movie about two guys who dons skirts to escape the mafia)
My All-time Favorite Play: Call me crazy, but I just love A Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare. The production I went to see in Hartford, CT (in 2008, I think) was just amazing! The crew there at Hartford Stage was just– There are no words for how great it was! I was laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe! I mean, could somebody actually sue if someone dropped dead from lack of oxygen?! That was the best thing I've ever seen! So HILARIOUS! Okay, so I'd suggest you all go see it. But it was kinda one of the last days it was playing, so I don't know how different it would be anywhere else with any other cast, but it was just so flipping FUNNY! I loved the characters of Bottom (OH MY GOODNESS!), Demetrius (EEK!), Hermia (Woof woof! AWOO!), and most of the country bumpkins (FUNNY!). Puck kinda scared me (shivers) even though he was pretty funny. And the fairies were all scary like the type of Indians you usually see in movies (no offense to the Indians) – these folks were just creepy scary. But they ruled when the girls took down the guys (again no offense to the guys). Over all, this was a really awesome play! You gotta see it!
Favorite Mythical Creature: Werewolf!! (That's me! Ooooowwwww!! Luvs 'em!)
I am a writer: You know you're a writer if...
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself, you often talk to yourself while talking to somebody else. Me in a nutshell… My mom gave me a funny look when she overheard me talking to myself in a British pirate voice. O_o’
You'll check your email every day for a week, then disappear off the Earth. *is about to deny it… closes mouth… sighs* Yes…
Your emails tend to be incredibly long and very random. 99% of the time… Ask anyone I know.
When replying to an email, you never actually address the point. Only if I get bored of the subject, I change it… or ramble.
You never have to get up to find pencils or paper in your room. Heheh… Look around: they’re on my desk, under my bed, on the floor, on the unused sewing machine… in my closet. Take your pick.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. No… I hope they won’t! D8 *looks away and mutters* Not that I need to see them to type…
You constantly talk about yourself in third person, whether past or present. Erm. When I bring out my alter-ego… Does that count?
You start thinking about making lists like this and giggle for no "apparent" reason. Hrmm… *raises hand and smirks* Guilty as charged.
People stopped looking at you funny for no reason a loooooooooooooong time ago. They did? *hasn’t noticed* Everyone looks at me funny, but that’s cuz I sit/stand there with a notebook and watch them – one of the many things my English teacher makes me do for writing assignments. *feels like a stalker*
You describe everyday situations in your head as if they were in a book. Ah… yeah… in my narrator voice.
You laugh at completely random/inappropriate times just because of something you read the day before. All the time…
You talk/yell/laugh/cry at your books. It gets personal, okay?!
You get mad when your teacher or an author has a typo. YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! *hisses* It bugs me… but I appreciate that no one’s perfect (I’m not). *is a grammar nazi*
You write in class when you get a great idea. I won’t try to deny it…
You write on your hand to remember story ideas. If I was that type of person to draw on my skin, then yeah… but I always have scrap paper, so… *shrug*
When you get an idea for a story, you become more excited than a kid on Christmas morning. YUSH!!!! 8D I squee and jump up and down and squee and skip around the house and squee and drive my bros insane… and squee! XD
As for stories: I will review for every single chapter... which I hope you will do for me! Because it’s only fair to review for something that you’re reading – the author worked really hard on it and deserves to get some form of feedback. So, do your part to spread the love and try to take a professional stance to everyone’s writing, okay? Be respectful, honest, and polite. Try to point out what you liked and what you didn’t like. Flamers (“destructive criticism”) are haters and there’s no place for them on here, since they only act out as trolls to make themselves feel better about their individual persons.
Hey, I want you to meet my personality people (they're really nice, but annoying):
I obey the voices in my head. They don't like you. Heheheh...
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm not talking to myself; I'm talking to the annoying people who are in my head.
Fair warning: I am eccentric (to an extent)! Alright, first thing's first: I am a crazed fan of many things. Next up: I would like to introduce you to the very annoying voices inside me head. Okay, not all of them have a reason for existing, but most of them do. This is why I am eccentric. And they will pop up in many of my stories… mostly on here.
Here they are...
Zeena Cynissa: She has shoulder-length dark brown hair, tan skin, and often wears clothes the color of electric silver. She is in here because she is the smart part of my personality, which I don't use very much. Which would explain why she's always a bit mad at me. I mean, she is my common sense. Though maybe I should be mad at her, since she goes on vacation so much… which would also explain the tan.
Cleo Katreah: She has waist-length blonde hair, pale skin, and likes to wear black sleeveless tops and black miniskirts. She's the very... sensitive and emotional... part of my personality, which would explain my very random mood swings. She cries a lot and is a bit love sick or perhaps the correct term is sick of love. Lately, she's been a bit angry at the world. But who can blame her? I mean, the world seems to hate me (not necessarily the people, just the world in general).
Jade Stellar: She has waist-length black hair, very light skin, and, well, what more can I say? She's the creative part of my personality. She creates all of her dazzling outfits. She likes to wear sparkling gowns of a different variety. I owe her a lot for my creativity in my stories and she would like me to put her in a fic as soon as possible. What can I say? She's a bit pushy when it comes to having her talents recognized.
Denver Zanelle: No, not like the town in Colorado. I mean the part of my personality that is very boyish. And by that, no offense to all of you guys reading this, I mean he sends me all those strange mental images that are sometimes naughty, makes me say horrible things about people, and he's basically my ego (not to say that I'm a guy, cuz I'm most definitely not. Again, no offense guys). He has short red hair, extremely pale skin, and wears mostly black or dark colors. He gets really cranky and mean with people, so I often tell him to shut up. Oh, and if you couldn’t already guess, his favorite place to hang out is in the gutter.
Lucas Laneel: Sometimes I call him Ryan. He has short blonde hair, pale skin, sparkling blue eyes, and likes to wear a lot of blue. I don't know where he came from, but he recently entered my personality and talks to me a lot. He has a serious crush on me. At least, that's what he told me in one of my dreams. I guess that means that he represents my self-appreciative side? But… I’m not at all a narcissist. If you knew me, you’d attest to that. Maybe that just means he’s the part of my personality that keeps trying to boost my morale on low days… Yeah, that makes more sense.
Haldir: He is quite pale, has long silver(ish)-colored hair, is really tall (well, he's an elf), and wears his elfish assortments of cloaks and such. Anywho, I don't know why he came to me. Maybe he was looking for some company, but he and Lucas fight a lot just to annoy me because it's fun. Anywho... Haldir's given me some very uncomfortable dreams about certain (unexplainable) things and I suppose that makes him the part of my personality that likes to bother me to no end (but I wouldn’t go so far as to call it self-depreciation). Oh, and right now he’s thinking “WTF?” while reading this over my shoulder.
Words I've invented (which you may only steal if you ask me first and give me the credit)/reinvented and their definitions (cuz I'm cool like that):
Fluffle: To fluff the hair on someone's head
Fuffy: fluffy without the 'l'. In other words, it means fluffy. (My cousin and I came up with it!)
Blabble: a cool combination of blabber and babble
Anywho(se): a substitute for the boring everyday word anyway (I might not have completely invented it, I just brought it back from the batch of dead vocabulary)
Hiya: it means hi, or hey, or hello, or... (You get the point. It's a friendly greeting.)
Disgursting: cool combo of the words disgusting and disturbing. (You know you're jealous of my outstanding smartitude!)
Hash(es): (Not that I invented this word, but I just came up with another meaning for it since there are really 3 or something like that) another word for hashbrown(s). For those of you who don't know what those are, they are a very tasty fried minced potato patty. (They sell them at McDonald's!)
Kabackle: a noise combo of a kaboom and a crackle made especially to describe fireworks! (I had a lot of free time during the 4th of July...)
Confuddled/Confoodled/Confoozled/Confuzzled: confused (it sounds cooler. Ya know you wanta admit it, right? RIGHT?)
(Quick note: these words might pop up in anything I write. I will usually supply a definition or explanation right there, but if I don't... it's obviously right here on my profile!)
My favorite words (I mean, come on! Everyone has a favorite word, am I right? You know I am!):
seriously, technically, actually, cute, bubbly/“bubblely”, wiggly, awkward, funny, really, suspicious, random, phraseology, noodles, ravioli, apparently, pink, exac-a-tac-ally, adorable/“adorabibble”, fantastic, fabulous, wonderful, and any word I invent(ed)!
Standards for being a Beaver Buddy:
are not afraid to run away from danger, have done a couple of really stupid things which you look back at and laugh, laugh at yourself, believe furry animals with huge teeth rule, are quick to do something other people think is crazy, are fun to be around, are self-confident in what you do, are supportive of everyone around you
Fav Quotes (cuz quotes are cool!):
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage of Mythbusters (which is a really cool show where the main goal is to blow something up every episode)
"Give me a firm place to stand and I will move the earth." Archimedes (I got this one off a calendar)
"In the book of life the answers aren't in the back." Charlie Brown of The Peanuts (who doesn't love the Peanuts?)
"If at first you don't succeed ask a girl for help." Unknown (my personal fav... no offense guys)
"I'm surrounded by idiots." Scar from The Lion King (love that Disney movie!)
Calendar of Quotes:
Jan: "No one has the right to sit down and feel helpless. There is too much work to do." Dorothy Day
Feb: "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance and to turn around three times before lying down." Robert Benchley (I love this one!)
Mar: "We must be the change we wish to see." Mahatma Gandhi
Apr: "Some things you must always be unable to bear - injustice and outrage and dishonor and shame - just refuse to bear them." William Faulkner
May: "Can I see another's woe, and not be in sorrow too? Can I see another's grief, and not seek for kind relief?" William Blake
Jun: "We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics." Bill Vaughan (now isn't that a funny one? I love it!)
Jul: "The fragrance always remains in the hand that gives the rose." Helda Bejar
Aug: "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." Bernard Meltzer (this one is really sweet... and funny! It makes me cry... and laugh!)
Sept: "Nothing is so strong as gentleness; nothing so gentle as real strength." St. Francis de Salles
Oct: "Horses make a landscape look beautiful." Alice Walker (ain't that the truth)
Nov: "Time spent with cats is never wasted." Sidonie Gabrielle Colette (I love this one... and so does one of my friends... you know, the cat)
Dec: "Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." Dave Barry (okay... who doesn't like that one? Cuz that... is hilarious... and so true!)
"I always wish life could be a musical. One person just says 5, 6, 7, 8." (personal fav)
"I don't care about money or fame or anything like that, but it would be a perk." (booyaa!)
"I dislike math, yet I respect and appreciate the fact that math is the language of the universe." (again... but with more umph... Booyaa!)
"Success is the most important thing to many. To me, it's just a bonus." (Aw... so sweet, right?)
Special Important Notes:
A little note from me to you: If you have any comments, suggestions, or random thoughts you need to get off your back (even if it’s just something like “purple!” or “the ground is in the sky!” or even “awkward!”), PM me and I’ll be more than happy to chat. So, I'm here if anyone needs some company (I get bored a lot, so I understand either way). Since there's no way I'm ever giving up fictionpress, there's a good possibility that I'll be here, though I might not respond right away unless you catch me at the right time. I’d even appreciate any random questions you have, not necessarily about writing, but… things just for giggles. ;) Come on, send it to me! Ya know you want to… ;P
10/25/11: Hello there, my dear viewers… Maybe you’ve been wondering or perhaps you haven’t, but in case there’s some offhand chance that you were… I should inform you that I’ve decided to rewrite “Teen Tremors”, the only serious story I’ve posted to this account aside from my newly posted “Give A Little Bit”. I’ve also edited “Sketches of Katricia's Mind”, but it’s a dinky little poem anyway and it doesn’t even rhyme (not that free verse is supposed to rhyme). =( *shrug* So, consider this shenanigan me following suit with the New Year’s “spring cleaning” I started on my fanfiction account. I will also be posting more stories about my MANY OCs… so look out for those as well.
I guess I'll type in more later. This will get awfully long. Just a warning. On second thought... let me make this quick.
Go to my fanfiction profile to see more, though not much more as I’ve hacked off a lot of the blasted thing to deter irrational and desperate cyber stalkers (it’s happened before offline and online, so I’m covering my bases as best I can)!
There... Short, simple, somewhat sweet, and def to the point. XD
Now, go to my joint account, Luthien 411, and read all the Magicath stories from me and MP (who joined after I mentioned this site to her – I was slow to make my account =/). And don't forget to browse the profile for more to come in that incredibly funny yet long series of one-shots and epics. Not really epics... but stories with epic proportions! I dunno what I’m saying. And don't forget to check out WhyDoesItHaveToRainOnMyParade's Magicath stories as well on her account here. You won't want to miss them!
You may take that... as a promise. XD Huh... That joke is getting old...