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Joined 01-05-09, id: 647442, Profile Updated: 02-17-11
Author has written 3 stories for Humor, and Sci-Fi.

Hello, wazzap Fan Fictionarts?! My name is Dr. Don Darth Lord Captain Commander King Colonel Leutenet Lord Typing Typhoon the III Esquire of Pwnage! However, you may just call me Dr. Don Darth Lord Captain Commander King Colonel Leutenet Lord Ty the III Esquire of Pwnage! Or just Ty, but either one of the above would be preferred. :D

Anyway, I've been on the site for quite awhile now. I'm currently spearheading (from the shadows) a bustling RP and a decent C2. I love reading fics here on-site. There's so many talented novelists here I don't even purchase e-books any more, I just loaf around here. I'll probably drop in on one of your stories sooner or later.

Name: Dr. Don Darth L- Oh whatever, you get it by now. :p

Age: 17.8 (Approx.)

Gender: D00d

Occupation: n00b pwner, novelist, sub-contractor, collegiate, and life guard.

Religion: Protestant/Lutheran

Political Status: Potential Villain

Likes: Money, Chocolate-Pretzels, Blond Jokes, Money, Ridin' my Bike, Ur Mom Jokes, Reviews, Unnecessary Capitalization, Buzz-Words, Money, wastin' away my day at my gym, reading, writing, money, laughing at awkard silences, Arby's, reviews, puns, Chuck Norris jokes, oh... and making money.

Dislikes: The food pyramid, yaoi/slash/yuri, the over-usage of F-bombs, causing awkard silences, juggling, rabbits, religious nuts, political nuts, flamers, boring people, loading screens, econo-cars, the vast majority of Animes, and author's who's dislike's list spans over 13 items.

About Copyright

It sucks. Everyone is always so excited to get their work copyrighted, and that first sigh of relief is legendary. After that though, it kinda sucks. In fact, after going through all the crap securing my work I haven't sued a single sucker or cleared a single bank account... WTF? When it comes time for more copyright action, I'm gonna keep it a secret so I can ambush sue plagurizers. That said, let's face it. Nobody's really going to steal your work; not when they all think their own stuff is better than your masterpieces anyway.

Fantasy Writers Guild: This is a fantasy forum for aspiring writers, review mongers, and RPers alike! C'mon in, we'll get your fic off the ground! Kickback, share some notes, advertise your stories, and hit an RP when your done. Anyone and everyone welcome! Stop by today!

My main gig here is to bring together writers, RPers, and BETAs together under one roof. Post a story link and me and a mod will drop in and get your fic off the ground with some constructive feedback to up your review count. A good place to make connections. This forum is doing great now and has gathered plenty of members. Anyone and everyone is welcome. For others, we also have chat threads, story boards, and RPs here, just to mix it up. RP hosters wanted as well. http://www.fictionpress.com/myforums/Typing_Typhoon/647442/

Awesomeness Incorporated: Hey, this is a new C2 I have just set up! I already have a good run of fics and a few staff members, but we barely have any subscribers. My goal is to one day have the largest, and most powerful C2 evah! So please join and refer us your (or your friends) fics for our community so we can one day take Fiction Press by storm! http://www.fictionpress.com/community/Awesomeness_Incorporated/3081/

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My Current Fics

1. Phalanx: Genesis: This is a draft (a very polished, functional one, mind you) of my golden ticket to fame. It's my main on-going fic and has been copyrighted (late 2010), and edited numerous times (practically every time I open Microsoft Word). One day I hope to get it published and rake in some side cash for college; for now I'm happy just to scrape the occasional review (all reviews are returned). Anyway, here's the premise:


Phalanx takes place in a futuristic war torn world on the super continent continent of Pangea. Five countries, divided into two factions, clash in a massive battle to determine the fate of their degrading planet. However, the world leaders are so wrapped in their politics and their struggle that no one was ready for the inclusion of a third party: the mass of twisted monsters living beneath the surface world. The already hectic world was thrown into utter choas as monsters of myth and freaks of science swarm the scene, and what is even more unsettling are the rumors of rogue "gods" wandering the land.

For better or worse, young border patrolman Chris Faulkner has yet to get his feet wet in any of this. A meager patrolman, Chris along with a motely crew of ex-mercenaries and academy students, are charged with protecting their borders from the endless onslaught of tampered security droids. His "simple" life is shattered when he is singled out for divine purposes. Thrust into a complicated world where nothing is as it seems. Chris struggles simply to make ends meet, completely unaware that he is but a pawn in a supernatural war that is far greater than anything he could've of ever imagined...

Phalanx is rated T/PG-13 for: Intense violence, crude humor, mild swearing, political jargon, bathroom monsters, suggestive themes, and explicit scenes of loitering.

Anyway, that's about it... So erm... yeah... 0_0

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Guardians of the Elements II: The Heroes' Council by Ultimate Guardian Emcron reviews
In a new era, with new dangers, a group of unlikely heroes shall rise to power, confronting a tangled web of deceit and animosity that has engulfed their world...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 164,565 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 4/2/2005
FablesofFantasy by Snakefang reviews
on Hold
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,272 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 3/2/2010
Shades of Legend by drazer434 reviews
I have conversed with ice dragons in the endless ice fields. I visited the lost temple of Al'Anin and survived. I escaped from the catacombs of Klaeth-Dorn with my sanity intact. I have many names. Minstrel. Bard. Poet. I am Fiothe. Reviews returned
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,206 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 11/25/2009
Dead Heart by Apoptosis reviews
Young Lucien Drake is the inheritor to the Drake family legacy, bred to be a shining success in a crumbling world. But when he learns of a lost divine artifact that could make him a god, Lucien decides to change the path of his life entirely.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 9/30/2009
The Swashbucklers by Prinnydood02 reviews
You know life sucks when you finally escape a madman's airship only to be shot down by your own father. Join a boy with a dream, a winged girl, an expert marksman, and a pervert as they sail the skies and make their mark among pirating's best.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 161,476 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Lavardia: Tales from the Story of the Universe by BookLyrm reviews
After 14 miserable years at the Elvish school, Willow tags along on a Human's strange quest only to find himself bumping elbows with eccentric sorcerers, claustrophobic dwarves, fairies with an affinity for fire, and living legends galore. Story complete.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 106,142 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 10/9/2007
SPLOG! The Musical by zombie chickens reviews
In the post apocalyptic city of Tokao, giant robots called Zoids rule! An emperor grieves his flat hair and a little boy learns the true meaning of friendship...Through revenge!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009
Scattered Sands by Twisted Skys reviews
I befriended something everyone was afraid of. But they were never afraid of Saqr, they wanted his blood. And now, they want mine, too. Holy Land, 1191, Third Crusade. R&R returned
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,229 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010
Waywalker by Dave Lee reviews
Kaelan Hyde was the most promising Waywalker novice in the Azurium--until his beloved master, Sanda Ariel, scarred him and left him for dead. Four years later, a bitter Kaelan sets out on a mission to find Sanda, and uncover a truth greater than he knows.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,231 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010
Pandemic by Pandemyx reviews
Deep in the catacombs of Dual Strain Industries a mutant parasite is accidentally set loose. In one year humanity is brought to it's knees. A group dubbed as "The Guillotine Squad" is mankind's final hope. Zombie Story. FINALE! Its finally done.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,954 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
UnFreqently Asked Questions by TotallyCaesar reviews
I've heard some of the strangest questions.... One-shot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
The Forever War by Pyralis Anacreon reviews
They've been fighting for so long they can't remember anything else. Their world is in danger, but the war eclipses everything. Vampires, shape-shifters, Halflings, humans, magic, Demons, runes, and the secret lost to time: how did the war begin?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 91,294 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010
The Mother of Shadows: An Alternative History by Jave Harron reviews
The army of Napoleon Bonaparte emerges from the dark corners of the world, prepared for the annihilation of all before them. Strange and ancient entities stir as the world tears itself apart through war. A tale of alternative history and fantasy.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 56 - Words: 60,019 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
The Jester and the Thief by Jonathan Garrett reviews
A young prince named Kalin, exiled from his own country, must travel across the world to get back home and save his father. But there is a darkness in the world that conspires against him and his companions and the conspiracy runs deeper than he believed.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,005 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010
Wars, Wastelands, and Warriors by the undead clown reviews
The world is split, one half at war and the other is already a wasteland. two young twins brothers are divided amongst these two halves, without each other how will they survive.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009
Forty Days of Jesus Christ by ByYourSide reviews
Christianity was never meant to be boring. Ninjas, falsettos, over-caffeinated depression, and llamas. One llama. This is how I'm studying Him.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 49 - Words: 54,246 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
The Voodoo Pocket Guide by zombie chickens reviews
The book that handles magic with a 'you can do it too' attitude. If you like absurdity, funerals and hobos...In that order... look no further.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/6/2009
Multimedia: A Backwards Adventure by EerilySo reviews
A humorous adventure involving Samurai Sam and the basket weaver Samurai Dirt in their quest to defeat Ninja Natalie in order to save the countries of Audio and Video. I did not write this, but it's still hilarious. Please, enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,374 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Complete
The Saga of Eternity: Book I: Identity of Change by Sarthim reviews
The world is changing in 2011. With mysterious organizations and people vanishing left and right, a young man is in a battle even he doesn't understand. Pursued by forces beyond the ordinary, he runs to find the truth about himself and his power.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 134,277 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Remember by shadesilver reviews
A poem about life. I don't know where I thought of it...can't really summarize a poem, so please read. Doesn't have a title, maybe you can help with that.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
The Amulet by S.S. Muffwell reviews
The Amulet is the story of a boy who is living an entirely normal life until, one day, he is kidnapped and taken into a side of the world that most people never knew existed, where magic is commonplace and legends can be taken quite seriously.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2009
Going To and the Chaos Thereafter by Worldcrafter reviews
A collection of compelling, heart-warming... wait, no, scratch that, this is just a bunch of silliness that Reason has abandon since the demons came to me while I was too sleepy to defend myself and stole my brain away so they can play kickball with it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008
Timekeepers Awry by August Falcon reviews
Gideon's boss, presumably an assassin, has just tried to kill him, and his wife, presumably NOT a financial planner, appears to have magical powers. He thinks it has something to do with explosions and clocks, but he'll probably die before he finds out.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2009
They Came At Us With Dragons by Smudge Rat reviews
We thought we'd reached the limits of human knowledge, proved beyond a doubt that we are alone in the universe and explained away the supernatural with science. We were wrong.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
The Magic of Music by Insanity Found reviews
Chuckert is your typical homeless man...Well, any homeless guy who can sing and is actually headed somewhere in life. Ok, maybe he's not so typical...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008
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Phalanx: Genesis reviews
Thar be dragons here; and monsters, droids, renegade gods, and mechs. Enter the war torn world of Phalanx; where wvyerns and war machines, demigods, and monsters duke it out over the fate of the planet. Bring your gun, reader, you'll need it. R&R returned
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,253 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010
Overlording for Dummies reviews
Becoming an Overlord has never been easier with the help of this new in-depth guide! Learn how to discern from potential minions, to build a fortress, and how to rake in the cash with your Hasbro action figure contract! Enslave your civilization today!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010
Ty's Ultimate Catastrophe Survival Guide! reviews
Now back by popular demand! Ever been stuck in a horribly awkward, tragic, situation? Well this is the guide for you! Use this E-book to get you out of all the most ridiculous situations life can throw at you! Ha! In your FACE, Life!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009
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