ijelly
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Joined 01-05-09, id: 647518, Profile Updated: 04-26-11
Author has written 2 stories for General, and Humor.
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The Story You Shouldn't Know by Bingo reviews
/Perfection does not make allowances. Perfection doesn't weaken. And Anna would./ Anna's life is pleasant enough, until she meets Josh. He's charming, smart, and knows everything about everyone. Unfortunately, he's also very, very evil.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 187,518 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn’t know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won’t let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Random is Friggin' Hilarious! by Lonzo reviews
So I got these Emails from my grandmother of all people. Seriously funny shit! I'll add more as they come! And some of them are from life, which is testament in the one about doctors...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
Three Americans in Japan by japaneset reviews
Discussions about cuisine. True story!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Pest Control by angels and airwaves reviews
[Oneshot] Ah! He's looking at me! He's looking at me! He's opening his mouth... Maybe he wants to ask me for my number! Ahhhh! 'Hey, there's a cockroach on your shirt.' Wow, his voice is as amazing as... hold on, WHATTTT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
A Year to Live and Love by Hopelessly Cliche reviews
I'm afraid to say you have a year to live," the doctor said sadly. I blinked. I heard gasps around the room. My stomach grumbled. "Huh," I said pondering this. "Can you tell me where the cafeteria, please?" Not what you'd think I would say? Oops? -Hiatus-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,555 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008
Things People and I Say When We're Not Thinking by JackInk reviews
Random collections of quotes of people around me and myself. Hilarity ensues.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/28/2009
Google by chim-chim-cheree reviews
It was a very annoying wake up call, I'll tell you that.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Seven Signs It's Time To Take A Bath by Constance St. John reviews
In case you ever wonder...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Babysitting Dramas by Hopelessly Cliche reviews
Edens mum's forcing her to baby-sit the sister of the popular-jerk/hottie in her school. Not only is Eden having to babysit AND hang out with the jerk, but it's all part of their mother's plan to try and set them up together...this might get hell-ish...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,141 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3406 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
How I Became a Teenage Voyeur by candid reviews
How do you snag the hot senior's attention? Easy. Sneak up on him in the boy's locker room. One shot!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Love Notes by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Boys Suck by EruptingFender9 reviews
"Would you like anything written on the cake? You know... Happy Birthday, Congratulations so and so?" He asked. "Yeah," I responded. "Do you think you could write something along the lines of 'Boys Suck?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Love, Girl X by angels and airwaves reviews
She doesn't dare to love,so she writes to him weekly,only known as Girl X. He's trying to keep sane in a crazy world,and her letters sustain him. They rely on each other silently,but what happens when he decides that he MUST know Girl X for who she is?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
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The Cookie Thief reviews
The door was barely a few centimetres open but I immediately knew something was wrong. I smelt it in the air. I felt it in my bones. My eyes narrowed at the thought of my conclusion. Someone was stealing my ... cookies.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
Late Night reviews
Luke had a bad habit of playing games until late at night ... and getting caught by none other than his furious mother. ONE-SHOT!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete