Slash. When Werewolves like me and you—okay, not you—reach a certain age, the hormones start a ragin'. Kinda like humans, 'cept when we get that special feeling in our pants, our choices become limited to mate or eat someone. And not in the good way.

Being an evil genius takes dedication and hard work. Can't superheroes find anything better to do with their time except interfere? It's enough to make one change careers! No longer a one-shot!

A load of mockingly serious fuckery. I wouldn't read it. I use excessive language. Today: Bambi returns from the dead with a short note about conspiracy theorists, and why they suck donkey scrotum. Note: Until the inevitable day this is deleted, it will stay here, where it began, and will not be transferred to a blog. Like an annoying, unwanted, foul-mouthed donkey.

Available on Less Than Three Press under the author name Celeste Spettro. My job at Melissa Anderten Gallery was hard enough without the input of the most annoying photographer on the planet. God, I hate that guy.

Jackson's civilized. He dreads the wilderness in Marek. Marek's a lot more domesticated than Jackson thinks he is -- he's a sophisticated chef -- and would like nothing more than to be tamed by Jackson. Slash, if you care.

Jude's world hasn't made sense since Mikey, a boy with a skewed sense of reality, showed up two years ago. When a runaway named Zion comes into their lives, things are about to get a lot weirder. Slash, m/m. Rewriting

An independent space hauler accustomed to working alone wonders what the hell he was thinking when he takes on a teenage boy, a former professional personal sexual companion, as his partner. The shipping business was never this hot!

Brick is an antisocial bully who wears his chains like a security blanket. Jace is a too social jock who can't go a day without his mouth getting him in trouble. When an irresistible force meets an immovable object...something's gotta give. SLASH. M/M.

Carter is a bad waiter and a failure of a queer and his landlord is getting impatient. Obviously there's nothing to do but become a porn star -er, actor. Slash.

It's bad enough that I got stuck babysitting a brand-new vampire, but when it turns out he comes with deadly baggage... no, wait, that's the fun part. I might actually get to kill somebody. Slash; M for language, sex, and violence.

mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.

Pete wasn’t looking for a new boyfriend. He wasn’t looking for anything, but suddenly he’s interwoven so deeply into the lives of Rick and his three small boys that he can never escape. Not that he wants to. Slash

Yaoi: What would you do if some rich guy saved you from being beaten and raped? That if he took you back to his hotel, offered you everything your heart desired; a home, clothing, food? The only Stipulation is that you are to be his lover. A/N read please

Tomorrow is cranky. Soren gets a job. Soren is cranky. Tomorrow takes drastic measures. Sequel to Tomorrow's Visitor. MM. Rated for naughty language. Oneshot.

Tomorrow liked solitude. Then a naked lunatic arrived and demanded pants. Things went downhill from there. oneshot. slash.

You know all those things you always wanted to say? Well, Adam decided to say them. m/m. fluff. oneshot.

-slash, complete- A classic romance of a sculptor and his statue. Or at least that's where it begins...

SLASH. Somehow, his best friend bringing drugs to the Spring Formal isn't the worst part of the night for Nate. The worst part of the night is when Nate manages to accidentally out himself while they're both high on said drugs. His life is a farce.

Meet me - David – a jittery student nurse who thought entering a roommate carer scheme was a brilliant idea. Meet Ryan – skate-punk extraordinaire with a penchant for chucking himself off vert ramps. In his wheelchair. Oh Lordy, that's got to hurt. Slash

ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.

WARNING: SLASH AND YAOI,Thriller,Action,Humor,drugs,violence,and Strong Language.This story is of a famous thief "Vaughn" who finds sexaul interest in average man named "Sid". With things moving so fast, things start becoming twisted and undone.

Meet Marshall. He's a writer with a weird sense of humor and a habit of being dumped. Will he get back on the horse, or sit in his apartment with his cat and a quart of Ben and Jerry's? Tune in to find out.

Nicky and Joey one-shot. Nicky is the luckiest evil genius in the world. Joey requires his own jar of peanut butter. Slash. M for explicit sex.

Slash. Edwin is into photography, lemon Starburst, hanging around cemeteries, and living above his mother's mortuary. The corpses are friendly enough, it's the living he has issues with. One Shot.

Phoenix is saved from the clutches of his Master and dragged into a world he has been oblivious to. His Master is not going to let his prize go and will stop at nothing to get him back. Warnings inside. MxM, Mpreg etc COMPLETE

Italian gangsters, a gorgeous car, a little bit of gunplay, and maybe something like love. T for language and violence; pretend I have also added the 'family' and 'friendship' genres; oh yeah, and I should also say 'slash' and 'mafia' for keyword-findery.

Life’s hard when you’re stuck in the future fighting a war you don’t understand on a planet that’s falling apart. It’s even worse when the most wanted assassin in the world can’t keep his damn hands, or lips, off you. [ m/m slash ]

Thaddeus Fletcher has the interview of the year... with the biggest jerk on the planet... Slash warning

Yaoi. NON-CON When Marshall won on the amateurish contest in striptease, he hadn't expected to find himself on the stage wiggling his ass more than once or that this gorgeous stranger would mistake him for a prostitute.

-ONE SHOT/companion piece- Holm wants to see it, and Simon gives in. In Manitou extra. mm slash.

Bloor gets mistaken for a guy named Donodan, and spends the day with Dar because he's too polite to explain the confusion. This may actually make him a worse person than Donodan seems to be.

SLASH. A librarian struggling to keep his libray open gets help from a mysterious purple-haired stranger... and finds himself falling in love.

Esquirella & jma collaborate! Yaoi! MxM Toby is lonely in school and at home. Sariphan is a sexy cat-man just passing through our galaxy. Fate conspires to make their two worlds collide, and now Sariphan is determined to claim Toby for himself. Forever!

If there were groups for this, I know exactly what I’d say. “My name is Thom Oliver, and I’m addicted. It’s been six months, 3 days, 14 hours since my last one night stand. Please keep Evan Llewellyn away from me. I think I’m going to rape him.” Slash.

SLASH. Chirp is a shapeshifter who has been lost for a year. Now, he's finally coming home. Fluffy!

Slash. The Quarter is a village founded for sexual misfits and outcasts from other communities. Where even the coldest of hearts can thaw to accept another's love. Rewritten One Shot for Shannon.

It's the shortest day of the year and the tribes gather together to celebrate the turning of the year and hunt the Oak King. Wulf has been the Oak King for years and has never been caught but this year there is an unexpected hunter. M/M yaoi slash

-Slash, Oneshot- Kismet may be psychic, but that doesn't mean he Sees everything.

-slash, oneshot- Jeff should have known that his attraction to hippies would lead him into trouble.

Sort of a companion piece to "Rodeo", but can be read separately. A day in the life of two boys who can't stand each other. Or, to be apart. SLASH.

In which we find romance, angst, a dash of mystery, bad puns, and Santa Jr.

Connor spots his guy with a girl. "My phone rings again. I don’t answer it. He will have a perfectly plausible excuse. It will be beyond suspicion. I will forgive him, like every time before, and I will hate myself." Slash — WARNING: metaphors abound

Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]

MM Original slash. A Christmas one-shot. Complete.

-Slash- Damien didn't like people. And he especially didn't like Taylor. But that didn't change the fact that they were going to be stuck together in an office. Alone. /for Freak-of-Spade's October challenge/

-ONE SHOT- They still don't know how to be together. And maybe it will never work out. In Manitou extra. mm slash.

Slash m/m yaoi. Millionaire Vance's ex-fiancé claims he is lonely and uncaring. To prove her wrong, he picks up a stray on the street, gives him food, clothes and a place to sleep. It feels like he's got a pet now. But the pet doesn't want to stay a pet..

Garnet 1 Mpreg: Colonel Severson was sent to Garnet to fight in a war that wasn’t really theirs. To fight against people they didn't understand. To put your life on the line, only to find out that maybe the enemy isn't really your enemy. under-revision

Yaoi: Jason is assigned to write a review for the school paper, only to find out that the leading man is a bit strange. The reaction to the article surprises all, can Jason convince Drake he meant no harm?

There's nothing better than being overweight and utterly lacking in ambition. m/m

[slash, oneshot] Andy went to the Con looking for pocky, manga and attention. He found all three.

[slash, oneshot] Sometimes Colin wishes he were as bold as his pet.

-Slash, oneshot- Love at the State Fair

-Slash, twoshot- Pend didn't realize it was a secret. Can his friends guess what it is?

MM Original slash. The romantic adventures of Saint Christopher the Gay. About the joys of being 16, gay, in the closet and in love. Complete.

In a world where vampires are just normal civilians -albeit with that 'need blood to survive' thing- and business tends to proceed as usual, David doesn't want much out of life; happiness, his sister's health, and to keep his neck bite-free. Slash, mxmxm

The thing with having a boyfriend who's bi? He happens to like girls. SLASH, oneshot.

Winter Orion is sexy, popular, and as cold as his name suggests. He should NOT have to deal with a cruel father, superficial friends and abhorrent school plays. And who keeps on putting freakin love letters in his locker? That is SO junior high... -slash-

Adam's got the Spidey Sense but he'd rather be The Invisible Man. Your regular Marvel Action Hero minus lycra and enthusiasm for saving the world, he'd rather just ignore it and his dormant to extinct love life. Going nuts is more of a problem. MxM. slash

Happy Consumer Whore Holiday!

[slash] Lemon is forced to marry his millionaire stepbrother in exchange for insulin for his diabetic cat.

When the king orders his children on a quest, no one expects it to end with Kay marrying a frog. But despite the rumours flying and the sheer awkwardness of it all, this might be what Kay needs to find a Happily Ever After he never dared to hope for.

MM Original slash. Sebastian is living a perfectly hedonistic, worriless life as a student. But when he meets married father of one, Antonio, everything suddenly gets so complicated. Complete.

Slash. Being a Familiar to a powerful and very irritable witch isn't easy, but Jinx manages well enough. Until the King decides all witches must die, and it's up to Jinx and his Master to do something about it. Whether Master Shari wants to or not.

[slash] It was just some stupid fake double date, so I didn't even bother to look good. I mean, he's Mr. IceMan, so what was the point? [complete] written for Deepcrimsonfeenix

[slash] Jackson felt different from the rest of his peers and family, and it wasn't until he was sent to live with his grandpa that he found a kindred spirit. And true love during one fateful summer. [long oneshot] dedicated to No Name Girl!

The hit organization and design show, “Clean Up!” has twothirds of its stars feuding. Ian, the designer, thinks Ryan, the carpenter, is a straight asshole. Ryan knows Ian is a straight asshole. Little do they know, they’re both wrong. Oneshot. Malemale.

Slash. Charlie's Sheriff of Deadwood Gulch, on the planet Noman. Noman has no horses officers of the law ride something else: dragons. Charlie knows a secret about the dragons, a secret that makes his life a little bit Different than other people's.

SLASH Between remaining the school’s premier expert on gossip and trying to blackmail a jock into being his boyfriend, Alex has no time for ghost stories. Unfortunately somebody else doesn’t feel the same way.

[slash] The setting: one cafe. Number of participants: three. The result: One interview. [oneshot]

MM Original slash. Jamie's got a theory about how life and the universe seem to work, and Alex just fits right in. Complete.

Slash. Ty's boyfriend was old enough to be his father. But actually, he was Ty's best friend's father, instead. Oneshot.

MalexMale slash Romance in 1800s England. Fluff & a Happy Ending. Nicholas and Jack are sick of London and move to a quieter life in the country they don't get quiet in the end, but something alot better.

[slash] My dad might have said that I can't date girls until I'm eighteen, but he never said anything about kissing cute boys. Especially choir boys in stupid maroon shirts. [one shot] Written for Amindaya.

[Slash] Liam mostly keeps to himself and spends his time painting, until one day a neighbor shows up with his mail. After that, it's only a matter of time until Liam finally gets the hang of actually having a life. OneShot.

A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.

Max Kennedy and Eddie Calhoun made the unlikeliest couple in the world. Though they were as different as night and day and often couldn't understand each other, still, somehow they made it through life together. Sequel to Act III - Completed.

Slash. Sequel to Breaking Protocol. Tau Ceti has made good on his threat to build the most lavish ship in space. Finding someone willing to Captain it, however, is a whole different problem involving betrayels, kidnappings, and an unlikely love.

Slash. A very bythebooks Officer is assigned a somewhat unusual mission and learns that there is a time for protocol, and there's a time to break it. The trick will be whether he can learn the lesson before something major explodes. Kidnapped universe.

MM [Slash] Jared is not having a good second day on the job, and the grumpy gift shop manager isn't really making things any easier. [OneShot]

A night in the woods is more than Holm bargained for. And Holm is more than what Simon doesn't want. mm slash. COMPLETE.

Carmine could hardly be considered innocent. But that was old news, anyway. mm

[slash, oneshot] An assassination turns into an assignation.

[Slash, completed, under revision] Two boys. The first, Max Kennedy: Soccer forward and elite college socialite. The second, Eddie Calhoun: Band nerd. It will be a battle of the wills and the pills, and it will change their lives forever. Look out!

When the king gathers all the storytellers of the land, Blue finds himself amongst the ones called. But there are more interesting things in the palace than the stories being told. M/M. Slash. One-shot.

The fairytale of a sick prince and his journey to cure himself. Slash. M/M. One-shot.

Jacob was just minding his own business when he was kidnapped and tied to a porch. Who knew that this little town could be so bizarre? Slash. M/M. One-shot.

slash The end of my three year relationship changes my life more than I ever thought it would, and I am hardly pleased when I find myself the plaything of two bickering gay guys, especially when one of the guys' sexy friend agrees to pick on me. Complete

Prince Alairn is on a quest. Unfortunately, he'd really rather not be. M/M. One-shot.

Slash He's got the cheesy lines, but can he back them up? Tha's what you get with a Pac-Sun emo boy and an AE prep. They're so similar anyway... one-shot prize for Mya

Henry's older brother has conquered Moray, and he's been sent to 'subdue the barbarians'. But the barbarians aren't quite what he expected and he's not quite what they expected. Slash. M/M. One-shot.

Connor's a city boy who has just moved to the country. Mason is a country boy whose twin brother is trying his hand at matchmaking. Slash. M/M. One-shot.

Telerk's crash landed on a planet he was pretty sure he'd never see again. Slash. M/M. Oneshot.

Haden designs ships for a living, but the latest power source he's found isn't quite what he expected. Slash. M/M. Oneshot.

Slash. M/M. One-shot ficlet. One cranky unicorn, one mischevious wizard.

Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.

It's Feo's duty to guard princesses and make sure they end up with the appropriate questor. So what happens when the princess isn't exactly a princess? Slash. M/M content.

M/M Slash. A one-shot I wrote as a 'celebratory' fic for the legalisation of gay marriages in the UK. Warning...fluff ahead.

Salem is a regular run-of-the-mill college student sort of , and Naaki is just the strange rich guy who's taken an interest in him or, at least, does not run screaming from the singing . M on M slash. Oneshot. Randomness ahoy.

Tam has been raised to die. But when death opens new doors, he has to figure out how to live a whole new life. Complete oneshot. MxM, slash.

-ONE SHOT- Loving a stranger comes with some interesting repercussions...such as fish and proverbs. implied slash. REVAMPED.

Quentin's on a roadtrip to try and find himself, and he picks up a hitchhiker along the way. Yaoi. Male on male content. Complete one-shot.

Wolf's been a part of the circus for a long time, and it's left scars. But when the circus obtains a new attraction, things are about to change for Wolf. One-shot. Complete. M/M slash.

Written for Ephemeratales' Sensory Overload ficathon. A prodigy mage decides he's going to try and get close to the knight of his dreams by disguising himself as a squire.

[SLASH] Rivals in sport, know only one way to flirt.

[SLASH] Darryl's the hottest topic of conversationnot necessarily in a good way Matt doesn't think it's fair. A secret admirer motif with the cubicle working environment as its backdrop.

"Did angels just not get how fundamentally unhappy their imperfect charges would be, living in a perfect world" Just a little angel and demon slash story.

[m/m, easily-digestible romance; R to be safe] Jamie moves into a new place and notices something a little... off about his new neighbor. Fascination grows into something more serious, much to the chagrin of Jamie's heterosexual voice of reason.

(YAOI) A mute young man, the last of a magical race, is kept captive by a sadistic and hedonistic king. Will he ever find freedom, or is death his only escape? (*Finished*) Rating for violence and sexual abuse.