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Joined 01-11-09, id: 648369, Profile Updated: 12-27-11
Author has written 5 stories for Life, and Humor.

Hi. I'm Martha and I write as Penn here on FP.

I love humor/romance/science fiction/suspenseful stories. Got any suggestions? I'd really like to know.

I'm pretty much on the same page as anyone here as in I love to read and write in any spare second I get.

Update 4/3: "Play Me?" is now "Play Me; Play Me Not." Chapter 2 is up. Chapter 3 should be up soon. Be patient with me,
I'm new at this. I beg you to find my mistakes and send them to me. Tell me what you think! "Jack now the Skeleton" is up so R&R.
These poems are depressing and painful but I like that kind of poetry. Hopefully you'll like it too. If I haven't reviewed your story in
a while it's because I have been grounded. Reading + Instead of doing homework = Bad Grades. I will get to your story and review
just not right away, sadly, school is still existent where I live. sigh Please do send me stuff you want me to read,
I LOVE reviewing to no end.
Thanks mucho,
~Penn

If you wanna talk more instant message me at Craftyjamb@aol.com Or marda_featheh@yahoo.com

Books I've Read:

Series':
Harry Potter+The Tales of Beedle the Bard
Twilight + Midnight Sun Rough Draft
The Queen Geek Social Club Blue Blood
Eragon
Vampire Knight
Absolute Boyfriend
Fruits Basket
Ouran Host Club

Other non-series books:
Falling Up
Where the Sidewalk Ends
Peeps
Generation Dead
The Silver Kiss
Blood and Chocolate
I can't tell youyes its a title
Bleed
The Time Bike
Nights in Rodanthe
Sweetblood
Pride & Prejudice

For School:
Romeo & Juliet
A Seperate Peace
An Island Like You
To Kill A Mockingbird
A Raisin in the Sun
Lord of the Flies
The Taming of the Shrew
Legend of the Sleepy Hollow
Catcher in the Rye
The Odyssey
The Scarlet Letter
The Red Badge of Courage
Spoon River Anthology

Currently Reading:
Dead Until Dark
Companions of the Night
Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
Inside the Mind of Gideon Rayburn
Suck It Up

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Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 3,450 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Brighter Than Anyone by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
SEQUEL to 'Saving Smiles.' Christian and Andie go through the ups and downs that normal couples do. However, with the arrival of Christian's ex girlfriend and the fact that Andie has a secret admirer, things are just beginning to get tense.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
The Deadly Flower by Carmel March reviews
She's a strong, independent P.I. just trying to get through each day. Unbeknownst to her, she's dangerous to vampires. She gets sucked into their world when all vampires make a choice: kill her or turn her. Except for one. He wants to save her. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 167,828 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4779 - Favs: 3,565 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
I Shouldn't Love You by calmthestorm reviews
We were polar opposites. He was your stereotypical popular quarterback, and I was the girl in the band t-shirts and converse. I never could have imagined how our lives would intertwine. My already messed up life just got that much more complicated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 2/18/2009
Dense is to You, as Male is to Boy by lulu.lemon reviews
I had best friend Reece, semi-jackass Liam, sweet Landon, equally sweet Kara, and high on life Max. I’d be with Landon, who I’m not even sure I like. And help Reece get his girl, who he keeps anonymous. Not like best friends ever fall in love or anything.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,798 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 3/15/2010
Resistance by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. She began watching him from her window, all because he licked her one night. After desperately trying to think of ways to talk to him again and hopefully get another lick , she learns that he isn't exactly what you'd call... 'normal'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
The Heartbreakers by likelemondrops reviews
New school. New friends. Mission to break up the school's "It" couple. And I don't even get the guy. HIATUS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,480 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn’t know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won’t let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
The Cheshire Cat Smile by K.V.Wolf reviews
Him - He knew she was the one the second he saw her, he would stop at nothing to get her. Her - Why was he following her? She ran through the crowds, but everytime she turned around he was right there, she couldn't get away. Might change rateing to M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,013 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009
99 Problems by Trmpetplaya1 reviews
Between broken-down cars, feline attacks, anti-teenager cops, and stolen kisses, I have more than enough on my proverbial plate. This arch nemesis of mine isn't helping, either...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 28,865 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008
That Stupid Idiot by IncapableDreams reviews
COMPLETE. I just wanted to sleep through Sex Ed class, but it doesn't seem that he was going to let me. Then he claims that I'm a stalker, decides to sit with me at my lovely loner table, and plants himself right into my life. So much for staying a loner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,346 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Luka & Shoe by King Patch reviews
UPDATED! Confrontations between insecure Constance and secretive Wolf, between cranky Luka and worried Shoe, between manic Natalie and ticked-off Shoe. A glance into Shoe's past explains some of her present. What's to happen next?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,770 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2006
Hooked on Him by lulu.lemon reviews
Moved to a new town to live with my Dad. Went to a party. Got a tad bit drunk. Hooked up with some guy, only to find out that my Dad happens to be his football coach and he just happens to practically live at my house...Problem? Yes. -Will re-write soon!-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,922 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Don't Make A Scene by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. There are loads of things out there I'm not exactly fond of. For example: string beans, getting up early, doing homework, and Ryan Bradley. He was number one on my list. And he was trouble.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Breaking Brian Deacon by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. Brian has been trying to win my heart since kindergarten, when he handed me a valentine with a worm inside. Too bad he doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'no.' 13 years later he's still trying, but I'm standing my ground. Or trying to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
They Call it a Cliché by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 4208 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
Still Waters by Myrika reviews
Spin-off to TSWAQ. Nicky Blake has been head over heels for Grant Darlington since she moved to River Valley. Q's meddling gets her the man of her dreams, but she's about to learn that 'Happily Ever After' isn't quite so simple. //DISCONTINUED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,179 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
Flame of Rome by Myrika reviews
An enslaved shapeshifter, Lia must spy on Rome's most favored son, a vampire soldier venerated for his victories as well as her soulmate -- and destroy his people too. Now she must choose between her freedom and his life. //DISCONTINUED//
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009
Ambushed! by breethewriter reviews
Natalie Griffin is a 23-year-old reporter. She's intelligent, determined, and good at her job. Suddenly she finds herself falling for the very handsome and charming subject of her biggest article, and she gets much, much more than she expected.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,930 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Complete
Want, Take, Have by SouledChampion reviews
ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,375 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7164 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Time Bomb by LostInMe reviews
A short poem comparing life to the title.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Eternal Climb by LostInMe reviews
A simple poem about life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Unrequited by Claire Zhang
Flash fiction story for school, had to be 300 words or less. Extremely simple and uncomplex style, this is a story of the tragedy and devastation of unrequited love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
The Wind and the Water by LostInMe reviews
A short poem about wind and water and appreciating nature.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3407 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3527 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Yours and Mine by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. SKoW challenge response. “You're mine. And I'm yours. It's a whole big possession thing. Point is: I love you.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
When You Own the Universe Redux by Secretive reviews
She's the most stubborn and cynical girl in Oak Waters Academy & he's the god of the academy. It's only right that they hate each other... So why exactly did he spend eight thousand dollars to buy her for the week? Redux version of WYOTU.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 109 - Published: 3/12/2008
Why Not to Date a Greek God by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
It's funny how the smallest things turn your life around. But nothing—especially people—is ever what you expect. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 159,158 - Reviews: 4792 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
Reason and Romance Redux by Myrika reviews
A drunken one night stand with Alex Montgomery is a complication Adrian Blake doesn't need, especially not when he's her new stepbrother. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Skinny Dipping with Grove Murray by hi-tanner85 reviews
He hit me. Well, not so much hit me as fell into me and knocked me down. My ego was bruised. . . along with my head. Yes, it hurt. He kissed me! Well not so much kissed me as ran into my neck with his mouth. Oh great, now I'm stupid. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,067 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Complete
Reason and Romance by Myrika reviews
Adrian Blake is tired of looking for that perfect romance, but when she meets Alex Montgomery, she forgets all reason. And yet she can't forget he's her new stepbrother. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 4338 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
Everybody Hates Logan by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Against All Odds. Logan Henderson has it all: looks, money, and brains. Or so that's what people think. His life's going down the drain, and he doesn't know how to stop it. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 3320 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3610 - Favs: 3,305 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Mating Habits of the Popular and the Petty by Myrika reviews
A certain prom night's events tore apart six friends. Loyalties splintered and love spoiled. Newcomer Jas Lindsay must figure out what really happened. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 3862 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
S E X and Other Words of Love by recreated reviews
I said the word 'sex' and he thought I was cool. But we were just seven and I doubt saying anything now could make him notice me at all. {Complete}
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,548 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6862 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
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Play Me Play Me Not reviews
I have to decide whether my headaches are worth going through to remember this boy. Who has supposedly fallen in love with me? Anyways, he's made a game for me for to show his love. Have you ever had a game made for you by someone you obviously don't want
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - Portuguese - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009
Jack now the Skeleton
Love activist. Lived a life of carefree and hate. Now read what he wanted to say over and over. The one thing he never had the courage to say.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
Harmony Lynn reviews
What was Mrs. Lewis doing at Harmony's house? Why did Mr. Lewis kill himself? And why is Harmony dead? Companions to Mr. and Mrs. Matthew Lewis
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Complete
Mr Matthew Lewis reviews
His wife. His love. His pain. Can they be three in one? What happened to make him so suicidal? Companion epitaphs to Mrs. Mary Lewis and Harmony Lynn
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Mrs Mary Lewis reviews
Her epitaph. Is she lying to us or to herself? Companion to epitaphs Mr. Matthew Lewis and Harmony Lynn.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete