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Joined 01-15-09, id: 649150, Profile Updated: 01-21-09
Author has written 2 stories for Fantasy.

Hey! It's me..! Question is, who the hell am I? Who the hell are you? WHERE AM I!?

He's having a breakdown right now. Hey. We are two authors just doing our thing. Yes a dual account! Just a heads up here, Italics is me speaking

AND Bolded Print is me speaking!

Yea...

Well as i said this is dual, well that means two of us one account,

Two people one world.

YES, they figured. So your probably wondering who's who in this small world. Well one of us is a white boy other is ASIAN! OK that was vague... well the italics you can call Alexron

And you can call me Accron! Yes... It's me XD

We are here to conquer the big world of fictionpress

(looks around) Alexron... people are reading us (cowers behind internet advertisement)

yes Accron they are reading our profile, now stop. OK where was I, yes well we can't escape our profile so we will send out our stories.

MUST. GET. OUT. (starts scratching franctically at the computer screen)

ok...


Quotes will go here we just need to gather them. They will be in regular print. Thx

"Man kind must put an end to war or war will put an end to mankind" JFK


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My, Alexron, profile territory of fun

NO TRESSPASSING
Trespassers will be shot,
Survivors will be shot,
Again

Hey Alexr- OMG! DON'T SHOOT ME! (Runs)

Wanna see my picture copy and paste this link; http:///

that was a joke, cruel, i know but funny (and catchy ;D) as hell

Loyalty, Honor, Respect
And Love

If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant. If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them. If sovereign and subject are in accord, put division between them. Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.

- Sun Tzu, the Art of War

I'm a warmonger so gotta have some Sun Tzu in here

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Diary from Another Planet
For Brian everyday is the norm, wake up get breakfast go to Reuben inter high school, learn magic, fight monsters and bullies alike. Just an average uneventful life. Till he met the prettiest girl ever, it turns out this girl will change his lifeā€¦ forever
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009
Deception reviews
Deception is an art of war... And an art of life.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009