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Joined 01-17-09, id: 649402, Profile Updated: 07-26-12
Author has written 4 stories for General, Love, General, and Humor.

I love you, baby I'm not a monster

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Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,357 - Reviews: 3500 - Favs: 2,909 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Racing Fate by Kisara Higashi reviews
The autumn breeze led her in a new direction, towards a new life. She found trouble in leaving her mask behind, but the warmth of friendship and love has a way of renewing hope. Revised edition!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 85,169 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 11/25/2008
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Broken Telephone by Penelope P reviews
She didn't know him, and he didn't know her. A coincidence of cosmic proportions had brought them together, over the phone. Nothing personal that was the rule. “So our siblings are getting married.” He said thoughtfully.“Obviously not to each other.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,626 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Marina Guerrero and the Terrible, Horrible Date by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. I give every guy a chance but I knew in the first five minutes that I would never date Owen. I was set to make a clean get-away, he didn't even have my number. Of course, things change when you rear-end his car.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,826 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
beautiful insomniac by CuriousContradiction reviews
darling, we are all adrenaline and paper cuts and raw electricity shudder-craving solar eclipses. stand here on the precipice of insanity and fall with me.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
One Year Stand by shootingfallingstar reviews
After a chain of commitment-phobic boyfriends, Jessica decides to have a no strings attached, no commitment necessary, one night stand. Then she decides to have another, and another. The problem is, its with the same man.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,435 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
One Thousand and One Princes by EeGeeGee reviews
A girl named Iris was transported through a portal into another world, a world where she is needed. Her task is to find all one thousand and one missing Princes and her reward...she gets to marry all one thousand and one of them!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,684 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/22/2006
Girl for Hire by belle.nisce reviews
They're together - only for the press. But she doesn't fit in to his world - and he makes sure it stays that way. Everybody is against them - including themselves, so really, what's the best that can come out of what they have - which is nothing? CH12 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,513 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7267 - Favs: 6,334 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
My Fragmented Fairytale by candii-apple reviews
So here I am, standing ‘innocently’ inside my neighbour’s garage, possibly eavesdropping, when next thing I know I’m being swept off my feet – no joke. Let me tell you this is not my idea of my fairytale happy ending. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Virtuoso by his terrible beauty reviews
I loved him like a symphony that soared inside my brain. I loved him, how I loved him, and his music kept me sane... A poem about falling in love with a musician.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Spontaneity by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Once Upon a Time, a handsome Crown Prince set his sights on a visiting princess with the unique condition of being…well, male. And, if the supposed princess is kept away from sugar and pointy things, chances are they’ll live Happily Ever After.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 149,117 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/16/2003
Plain Jane by Nghi reviews
He does not like her, but he loves the way she blushes.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,319 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Love Letter by Nghi reviews
Dear Tom Jones, I like you lots. I mean alot. No, wait, it's a lots... I think.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
c a m e r a by belle.nisce reviews
Elle, unable to see colors, views the world a little differently through the eye of the camera.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
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Cattle Love reviews
Tough love, mate. Tough love.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Complete
If Only reviews
This is the story of a man who listened to what those around him had to say against better judgement. He fulfilled their expectations, but the accomplishments he made left him hollow and empty. And he often thinks: If only I could go back, I’d…
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Complete
The Knight in Tinfoil Armour reviews
They are in love. He goes off to fight and she waits eagerly every day for his letters, which become scarcer and scarcer. He returns, already engaged to a nurse he met in the hospital. She, heartbroken, bids him goodbye.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Complete
The Missing Marble reviews
Drabble; Ray's missing a marble, and he's determined to find it...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete