elixette
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Joined 01-18-09, id: 649471, Profile Updated: 03-02-14
Author has written 6 stories for Romance, Humor, Young Adult, Humor, and Fantasy.
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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Cold Turkey by Zebbie reviews
If there were groups for this, I know exactly what I’d say. “My name is Thom Oliver, and I’m addicted. It’s been six months, 3 days, 14 hours since my last one night stand. Please keep Evan Llewellyn away from me. I think I’m going to rape him.” Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Broken Wings by Katica Locke reviews
Complete -- Jakil LeMae arrives at Alyrrawood University, the prestigious school for mages, werecreatures, vampires and faeries. Homoerotic fantasy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 172,033 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
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The Fish Don't Cry reviews
Paper-like gills waving rhythmically which each breath he took, his eyes betraying whatever malice he'd meant in his words. A momentary silence, and all I saw was the dip of fin, cutting gracefully as silk through the waves. Gone was the merman, forever.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,600 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010
A Most Unpleasant Journey reviews
Cupcakes for anyone who guessed where I wrote this BEFORE reaching the ending! heehee. The title speaks for itself.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Complete
Induced, Unexpectedly reviews
What starts off as a reluctantly-taken but simple pottery lesson turns sour when I meet the most inhumanly gorgeous person on Earth. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete
The BreakUp reviews
A oneshot about a break-up between the proverbial faithful female and the good-for-nothing playboy, though in much more stark detail and emotion. Sometimes, letting go of that special someone won't do without a little revenge. Just a little.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
Emotional in a Rut
Nanna has a bad leg. I'm late. Things do NOT go well. Just when I start getting dramatic about life, my luck fails me. Why oh why?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
A Wasted Observation reviews
One shot. She eyes him on the train. Heart fluttering, should she pass him her number? Those gorgeous eyes would be too good a chance to pass.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete