Sam Hammer
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Joined 01-19-09, id: 649725, Profile Updated: 07-05-11
Author has written 3 stories for Humor, Humor, and Nature.

they're only words and words can't kill me.

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What Do You Know? by deefective reviews
It’s better for the both of- scratch that, me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Good Prose by The Mumbling Sage reviews
Prose: Literally, anything written that is not poetry. The text, the words on the page, the stuff the reader is actually reading. Here’s what you need to make a reader want to read.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
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Snow Day reviews
A short poem detailing the play children participate in on a snow day. For those pitiful beings who have never experienced said Snow Day, it is a glorious occasion when school is cancelled due to an inch or less of snow or iced over precipitation.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
Sam Can Can That Spam! reviews
A continuation of Dr. Seuss's "Green Eggs and Ham". If you haven't read it yet, I would suggest you do it now to complete your literary diet. In this epic slice of life Sam cans spam in his new career.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
Freddie and the Princess reviews
Learn all about Geometry while joining Freddie the endpoint in his fabulous journey from a zero-dimensional nobody to a real, three-dimensional shape!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete