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Joined 01-20-09, id: 649928, Profile Updated: 01-30-09
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Hello, my name is... I'm not telling you, but just for personal reasons you may call me Bob. That good old-fashioned name.

I am seventeen years old. And I'm already having a mid- life crisis. Hahahahaha just kidding.

I'm going now as I can't think of anything to say. Apart from PUT MONEY IN THY PURSE! Yes, I am studying Othello. XD.


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Royal Triumph by Smoochum302 reviews
I made this poem while thinking about my boyfriends ex. Its the perfect one-upper for anyone's self-esteem. Jealousy, Love, and Smug Success!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
I hate yet I love by heroine007
Telling everyone that we’re just friends is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do. Review!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010
Why I Fell by DJ Scarz reviews
I still love you...And I think I know now why I do.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
We Belong Together by SaveTheLives42 reviews
Why?....
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
The Princess Imperia by Lady Lilliana reviews
The Emperor's son has chosen his wife - a tomboyish, rather radical woman with a very inconvenient medical condition, not very well-loved by the public. He loves her with all his heart, but is she really suited to be the next Empress?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
Our Fingers Dance by lookin4nemo reviews
; as desire tells us its tale in love
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2009
Questions and Vampires by ilikebooks reviews
You'll see if you click it. Seriously. There is nothing that can accurately sum this up.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
An Imperfection by Guy1122 reviews
Seeing a reflection and realizing what it is that stares back.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
Pink by Huddled-In-The-Corner reviews
Pink is a color.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
The Spam Filterer by csded26 reviews
Just a short comedic bit I wrote for fun. The writing prompt was "the spam filter." Feel free to review if you're so moved.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
i talked to your mother by stolen hugs reviews
but i looked like a hyped-up candy-loving hippie.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
What I Know by Devianta reviews
Poem regarding knowledge and how it relates to my life
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
I am by geegee717 reviews
This is one that jsut sort of popped into my head. Please review
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
Let's Get Drunk And Eat Waffles by StayDown reviews
Because seriously, what else have we got to do?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Mango No 5 by Sarah Parker reviews
Another in the Grocery Line series of mine and Hez's. This one was dedicated to her, because she was having a terrible night.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Black Hole by RiceballMD reviews
Why does my heart feel like a black hole.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Sweetly Bitter
A collection of poems born from a bad relationship. We all go through this, so I thought I would write an ongoing love poem about the growth and destruction of harmful infatuation. Inspired by "Rapture" by Carol Ann Duffy.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 230 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010
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