Gabriel Schwrbrg
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Joined 01-20-09, id: 650019, Profile Updated: 01-27-10
Author has written 3 stories for Manga, and General.

Important Note:, I'm going on Hiatus. If your reading WORST DAY EVER then I'm sorry, I'll update when I can. I've alway's been a slow updater, but there have been quick updates in the past simply because they were Pre-Written. SORRY!


Name: Gabriel (Complete B.S hun's. This is just a pen name)
Currently Listening to: Black Canvas (Imogen Heap) and Gonna Go Far Kid (the offspring)
Favorate Director: Tim Burton
Favorate Composer: Hans Zimmer
Favorate Movie: Major Payne
Favorate Actor(s): Johnny Depp, Elijah Wood, Alan Rickman
Intrests: History, Political Science, Business
Sports (Because you will more than likely find sports featured in some of my stories, and this is why): I play or have played Soccer, Tennis, Track, Color Guard (marching band), softball, and Bowling...
Favorate Book: The Virtu (Sarah Monette)
Favorate Book Character: Nathaniel: Leopard (The Anita Blake Series: Laurell K. Hamilton), or Mildmay: milly fox (The Virtu)

My personal Rants:
1. I KNOW you heard me perfectly so just answer the fcking question.
2. If I wanted to corrode my lungs with a cancerous stick of poison, I'd be smoking. Like you. So dont stand near me when you light up.
3. No pure stranger cares what you have to say, so simmer down and stop shouting your conversations and glancing around to see if we're paying attention.
4. Your facts are wrong, so quit arguing with me about it.
5. I dont Drink alchohol or do drugs either, so stop being shocked when you meet a student that's not a stoner or an alchoholic.
6. It's my equipment; if I carried it there, then I can carry it back. I'm not Helpless.
7. I'm actually involved in/with/part of what your talking about. Dont try to tell ME "how it is."

(If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.


I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I read books and have glasses so I MUST be KINKY.

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Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Il Duce by deefective reviews
What the hell is he waiting for?
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Love’s Ultimate Sacrifice by Alisa Palmer reviews
I was just looking to fit in in my new school. I ended up falling in love, head over heals...FOR A GUY! Ugh...what was WRONG with me! M/M, Slash, please R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
What a Coincidence by Pretty Rad reviews
Slash. Jonas is the biggest homophobe in school. But what happens when he finds out the ever popular, bisexual Cody has a crush on him? Well, probably the same thing that happens to Mitchell when he finds a lost journal and reads it. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,523 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Dial Tone by Comodin reviews
SLASH / The other kind of band slash. One number carved into an Old Navy bathroom stall, one miserable summer at band camp, and two boys to string it all together. Mix and allow mayhem to ensue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,808 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/4/2005
The Briar Patch by Darkladyknight reviews
[Yaoi]Sheldon was a boy in a small town looking for a place to fit in. Takoda had taken over the small antique shop left to him by his grandparents. Together they hope to find all they are looking for.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,590 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Complete
Cigarettes, Stalkers, and Other Orgasmic Objects by Lego Kid At Heart reviews
Winter Orion is sexy, popular, and as cold as his name suggests. He should NOT have to deal with a cruel father, superficial friends and abhorrent school plays. And who keeps on putting freakin love letters in his locker? That is SO junior high... -slash-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,773 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Hallowed be thy name by Mars Demo reviews
I was perfectly happy with my life, that is, until my mother sent me to counseling at my church... let me be the first to tell you, I am not gay Yaoi, rating has gone up, beware
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,740 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Complete
Island Life by Shance reviews
The story of some of the pupils at the all boys FoxGlove Correctional College, check the rating, futher yaoi warning inside
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,293 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
He Paints His World In Black And White by Luci-chan's Lunchbox Of Doom reviews
It was my first day of high school when I met Chris. I decided that I would hate him forever. That was until life threw me a few curveballs. SLASH Graphic. Review and I'll return the favour! Some mention of incest but nothing graphic. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,824 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Going Native by d'Neronique reviews
mm The school Republican finds himself in love with the school Lesbian. In an attempt to woo her, he joins the GSA and makes a few unexpected friends along the way. FINISHED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,432 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Complete
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It's a Family Thing! reviews
"Love can be the most profound experience in your life. The sudden realization that you've found the person you want to spend the rest of your life with, the yearning to be next to them at all times, the jealousy..." full summary inside BoyXBoy. Yaoi.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,604 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011
Oh No! The King! reviews
Serenth is a Knight determined for his king to be back on the throne, and to defeat the eminent Evil. Trinton is the mysterious ruler himself. Too Bad he's just a flirty man who doesn't see the gravity of the situation... complete summary inside.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
The Worst Day Ever reviews
Some people could be so lucky to go to school, make friends, and then graduate, but me and MY beautiful self obviously have to have it the hard way. Between my crush, the attractive, and RUDE, neighbor, and cruel pranks, what's a guy to do? M/M. Hiatus.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,241 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009