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Joined 01-23-09, id: 650526, Profile Updated: 11-08-12
Author has written 3 stories for Supernatural, Romance, and Essay.

Hi y'all! So... yeah, I really don't write much. lol. I fail miserably at updating so don't expect much from me, ever. I just go through phases in which tons of stuff gets done and then i drop off the face of the earth. Not literally of course. :)

I mainly have an account to read people's work and comment on it. There are SO MANY good stories on fp, they just have to be found. Unfortunately there are also a lot of not so good work, but hey, that's what this is all about, progressing as a writer, if that's what you want to do, and I'll be totally honest with you when it comes to your work. And hopefully you don't take offense to that, because I never meant it as a bad thing.

Basic Facts:

Name: no-ones-puppet or Michelle, whichever works

Schooling: currently attending classes for a BS in political science and a BA in history

Likes: sharpies, friends, insane amounts of music at increasingly higher volumes, cute boys, books, fanficition and original fiction, iPods, glasses, concerts of crazy musicians/bands that are way to cool to be played on mainstream radio, Panera bread, smoothies, piercings, slash fiction, good grammar (even in text messages- it's just super sexy)

Dislikes: ignorant, hypocritical, homophobic, or racist people, direct sunlight (I've got really sensitive eyes), traffic, bad drivers, Twi-hards, lines, buying textbooks for school (they're fucking expensive), being late, writing things about myself

ANYTHING ELSE... feel free to ask I guess. Doesn't mean I'll answer it but ehh... you can always try. :)

-nop

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So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 2996 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Candy by Faylin reviews
Tobias isn't your ordinary highschool English teacher. While his daytime hours are devoted to the horrors in his class, Tobias's night is dedicated to his other line of work. As popular Erotic author, Merrick Camui. Warning: Depicts MalexMale relationship
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,730 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 4/22/2007
Close Protection by Cordelia Kingsbridge reviews
After three consecutive expulsions for sexual misconduct, Luca D'Amato has no choice but to return to America. Jacob Ryder is the man charged with protecting him from his family's many enemies – but who will protect Ryder from Luca? COMPLETE! (Slash)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 267,017 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Complete
The Cupcake Slut by most likely fried reviews
She's just the sweet girl who sells cupcakes. He's just the charming guy who buys them. She has a crush. He has something up his sleeve. Pure, unadulterated, happy, non-dramatic fluff. rated M for some language and some, yknow. Some eventual schmex.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,043 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Complete
That Day by SarryMatts reviews
With his job and relationship on the line, Felix has his work cut out of him. Enter Max, his brother's pushy best friend and Felix can't figure out if he's a hindrance or his saviour. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,470 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
Right Here In My Arms FINISHED by EndlessDark66 reviews
An ordinary 17 year old girl, Raina Johnson, is infatuated. Infatuated with a rather myterious bad boy, Travis Thompson, who just so happens to be a Goth. So what happens when Trent Anderson Travis's friend finds out and...FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,780 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Note To Self: Learn Social Skills by QueenofRoses reviews
Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,919 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3025 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Not supposed to by teeta reviews
Slash. There are things that are not supposed to happen, like being kissed by your brother. This opened Uri's eyes to the fact that his brother could evoke unwanted feelings in him. Now the confused teen fights this attraction. Will he succeed?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 999 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/10/2007
Trick REVISED by Skylar Alexander reviews
Trick—just a boy with blue hair, an Irish accent, and anger issues. When I learned his secret, it took everything in his power not to rip my throat out and everything in mine not to fall in love with him. Luckily, he was stronger than I was.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,364 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010
Changing Madeline by Armith-Greenleaf reviews
REMOVED / Madeline Stewart has a list of things to carry out: Do something about the office bullying, feed the cat, deal with her best friend and stop crushing on Vincent Perry. It's high time she starts ticking those away! / First in the Montreal Series.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Complete
A Textbook Case by Error-Author reviews
Dangerous games often have dangerous consequences. When a confused new therapist crosses paths with a clever but unstable young man, how high will the stakes get in the gamble of trust? MxM Ending moved to LJ; link in last chapter posted
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 97,000 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Missed Connections by Esquirella reviews
YAOI, MxM, retreat if you do not like this type of story. You have been warned! Patrick can't believe the ad he's reading is from someone looking for him. What if the guy's crazy? Isn't this how horror movies start?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,899 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/15/2007
Death under a pink umbrella by Kanilla reviews
Death goes by the name of Maurice. But that’s something you wouldn’t know unless you work in Underworld. When the higher ups assign him an assistant he really doesn’t want, what’s poor Death to do? MxM
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,413 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/16/2009
21 Conversations with a Sexual Deviant by Burlesque Graffiti reviews
Oh the people you meet and the things they want from you. The weird, freaky, creepy things they want from you... Mentions of M/M Slash.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Complete
BUBBLES by Freak-of-Spade reviews
I blame the bubbles. It’s all the bubbles’ fault. The fact that everything is going weirder and weirder between Syl and I…not my fault. DAMN BUBBLES. SLASH SHONENAI MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,948 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/21/2007
It's All Relative by Cupid's Psyche reviews
PREVIEW ONLY. TO BE PUBLISHED. Jessie was recovering from a bad breakup. Kai just got into town and was adjusting to his new life. Fate pulled them together, giving them a night that neither one would soon forget. But some obstacles are insurmountable. *SKoW Winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,804 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Complete
100 Reasons Why I Hate Benji Schechter by IdleHands951 reviews
You so want me. You wouldn't be blushing so much if you didn't. You think I'm sexy and want to touch my penis.." "I DON'T WANT YOU!" Yep, just another day in my life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,580 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 10/16/2008
Confessions of a Former Chew Toy by woodstock1969 reviews
When I found out that Tully, my estranged childhood best friend, was rooming with my ex, the overly opinionated, rich tool, I knew that things were bound to get weird. I can't stand awkward situations, and my freshman year of college just became one. Joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,087 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
It's not all Mary Poppins by Toasted Crumpet reviews
SLASH. Being a male nanny had its occupational hazards. Such as show and tell, teddy bear tea parties and getting shoved up against the wall by the boss and kissed within an inch of your life. Leland is pretty sure that wasn't in the job description.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,509 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
Demons of the Heart by RoughDraftHero reviews
Set in a Prep School, this story revolves around the integration of Demon Students into the Human Student population. This will set off a few problems however considering humans carry what Demons call Scent Triggers. COMPLETE m/m slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 136,805 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Secrets that Kill by Anonymous Soul reviews
A Yaoi Romance. When Nate gets tricked into playing a game of 7 minutes in heaven, he gets alot more than he bargained for.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 134,648 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
Mise en Place by Zebbie reviews
In practice, that’s restaurant speak for a selection of things you'll need, laid out before you need them. Handy concept, if only someone could ‘mise’ island boy Alf the life he wants! When boyfriends fall short, a summer job is all he has left. BritSlash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,560 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 9/24/2007
Friday of Magic by Jenna Whitefield reviews
Matt never believed in magic. Well, he didn't until the day when he got a ring that his aunt gave his mother and a strange man was suddenly in the middle of his apartment. A man who claims to be a genie. M/M. FINISHED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 102,561 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Life Is Beautiful by arachibutyrophobia reviews
-fin- The mostly lighthearted story of Rafael Montgomery, who has been accidentally enrolled into a girl's boarding school.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
Don't Trust Me by SociopathZombieIncest reviews
Word to the Wise: When the condom breaks, pull out. It'll save you a whole lot of trouble. SLASH M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009
1 800 SEX ME UP by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED Audrey's unconventional relationship with her bully, Eli Vitelli, began the first time she dialed 1 800 SEX ME UP. What happens when Audrey hides her identity and asks the sexually practiced Vitelli to teach her all there is to know about sex?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009
Don't Shove People by Canvas reviews
Twenty bucks," I offered, laughing. He grinned brightly, face as red as a tomato. "Deal." WARNING: M/M
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
None Other Than by Mac Vicchrilli reviews
You think I like him? You've got to be kidding. Darren Teigan is the most stubborn, pompous, pigheaded, egotistical creature that ever existed." Emma says nothing and I blanch. "He's... right behind me, isn't he..." COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,387 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Queen Bitch by Crimsonoaks reviews
As a romantic comedy fanatic, I vowed to become THAT girl. My own love life may be a sham but what better place to play high school matchmaker than from the top? Hello, my name is Queen Bitch.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,181 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Love is Strange by Fao reviews
When a boy moves with his mom from his home in the crowded city to a small town in the middle of nowhere Texas, what will he find? Who knows. Maybe a love that he thought could never happen, and probably shouldn't be. But love is, well.. strange. mm slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 186,074 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Bad Luck by BeccaPenguin reviews
Fin. Aiden is in a tough situation: he's madly in love with his best friend. But things only get worse when he's forced to work with an obnoxious bully. But even a guy like Aiden can find love. Well, that is, if his bad luck stays out of the way first...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 194,813 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
James Wants A Puppy by Jesra14 reviews
FOR RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY ONESHOTS CONTEST! I've been in love with my best friend for as long as I can remember. Unfortunately, we're thirty-two and he still hasn't figured it out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
Greg the Vampire by Aggy Bird reviews
Sequelish to FrankInLove: Greg, Dracula's dark, menacing, socially retarded eldest son, finally finds romance. That is, after he gets over his intimacy issues, adopts a dragon, and helps save a monster orphanage. MM, WIP, other acronyms.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,761 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007
Oh the woes of a shiny by rabidrabbitrunningamok reviews
All I meant to do was steal the shiny off his arm, I didn't mean to lick the shiny lip ring. Great, he's my brother's beat friend. yesterday I paid him no attention, today, all because of the stipid shiny, I can't even do calc. oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
The Eyes Have It by Jemi reviews
Rick has a problem; his eyes change color with his every emotion. Which is Not Normal. To make matters worse, he has to hide it from his roommate--and secret crush Lysander. M/M slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
Insisting The Truth by Caseus reviews
Just because he's gay does NOT mean he has a crush on me. Spence tries to convince himself Danny doesn’t like him, when he realizes that he’s the one who liked Danny in the first place. M/M -aka slash- ONESHOT. Rated for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Cinderella Never Saw This One Coming by Sally Can Wait reviews
[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,799 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7163 - Favs: 5,810 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
What a Coincidence by xPrettyXxRadx reviews
Slash. Jonas is the biggest homophobe in school. But what happens when he finds out the ever popular, bisexual Cody has a crush on him? Well, probably the same thing that happens to Mitchell when he finds a lost journal and reads it. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,523 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Sleeping with the Enemy by Penelope P reviews
We were supposed to get married. That was the deal. Things change though. People change. I found myself falling in love, but not with the right person, or maybe he never was the right person to begin with. SERIOUS EDIT IN PROGRESS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,264 - Reviews: 2516 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Office Showdown by Cattails reviews
-Slash- Damien didn't like people. And he especially didn't like Taylor. But that didn't change the fact that they were going to be stuck together in an office. Alone. /for Freak-of-Spade's October challenge/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,221 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Of Authors, Bookshops and Employees by howfreudian reviews
I'm only an author, I never asked to get involved in this soap opera cliche of an employee's life. Written for Oct. Freak-of-Spade's challenge. Slash. MxM. All the good things in life, basically...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Sorta Like Cinderella by Spurious reviews
Slash m/m yaoi. Millionaire Vance's ex-fiancé claims he is lonely and uncaring. To prove her wrong, he picks up a stray on the street, gives him food, clothes and a place to sleep. It feels like he's got a pet now. But the pet doesn't want to stay a pet..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,240 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3407 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Stalkers Like Bandanas by xPrettyXxRadx reviews
It was bad enough that I had a guy like Justin for a neighbor. But then add dinner at his house and the fact that I was obsessed with him, and things get interesting. I swear I'm not stalking him; I just want his bandana...and his body. One-shot. Slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Charms and Curses by Drazuki reviews
(slash) Dawn tried a love spell he saw in a movie,he never thought that Practical Magic actually worked. Until a hot male witch and his calico cat moved next door. Now there is a tangle of evil, paint, kisses, and of course, magic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 170,015 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
When Things Go Bump In The Night by effay reviews
oneshot, slash. bogeymen, ghosts and vampires don't exist...well, that's what mom and dad said.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,479 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,916 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Life is Better in Paperback by LadyOfLiterature reviews
COMPLETE! Meet Emilia Black, a shy brunette who is wise to everything about romance - but nothing about men. By chance, she recieves an opportunity to learn everything she'd ever need to know... Includes a side story about Roxanne Harvey.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,294 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Walls Apart by bangbangstartagain reviews
[COMPLETE] She liked rock music. He preferred classical. She said what she thought. He thought before he said. She was from the 21st Century. He was from the 19th. There were more than walls keeping them apart.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,951 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
The Task Master by CluelessKnowItAll reviews
m/m As soon as Chris agreed to the terms he knew he was in trouble. Now fighting to keep his normal life (and his shirt) firmly in place, Chris must choose between the goody good life he's used to, or the life he never knew. And it all started with a car.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,127 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006
Smooth Move by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,225 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Saturday Morning Cartoons by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] We're just two horny teenaged boys. We don't know what the hell we're doing. But that's okay, it's more fun this way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,590 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005
Candyman by Shiloh The Puppy reviews
Makes my cherry pop. [Oneshot, yaoi, mm, grapic smut]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Fateful Friday by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,752 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Call Number by Sabe reviews
Luke Casten thinks the library is just a quiet place to get his summer homework done and escape his loud little cousins until he meets Alexander, a cute volunteer who soon becomes Luke's friend and obsession. [slash] [complete!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,475 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
The Eiffel Tower by StarCounter reviews
Sebastian Étaîn and Paris Brien. Two of a kind, the boys've been friends for God knows how long. When Sebastian's girlfriend wants a break, Paris is there for him. But wait - what, exactly, is it that Paris is there for again?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 177,569 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
Letters from a toothpick fiend by Plinky reviews
Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Dreamlike Lightning by Sasha L. Miller reviews
Sam is assigned to a manage a new band. With a very interesting drummer. Mmm... drummer. Oneshot, mxm, slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,748 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
Life On Drury Lane by IDigTheFuzzyDude reviews
[Slash] Behold: THE SEQUEL! You might want to read the first one, though it's not necessary. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/4/2005
Falter by I Try reviews
(SLASH, BoyXBoy) Tyler Oak may be a nobody at his all-boys prep school, but desguised as 'The Claw', he can say what he wants. But, when he takes on the school gang and their leader, Lucas Roy, things get tricky...(HEAVY R)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,459 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 7/2/2004
The Purpose of Calculus by B Eskew reviews
You will understand this if you have ever taken a Calculus course.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Complete
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A Weekend of Heaven
When one girl has a plan for her friends' love lives, drama and sex insue. Not to mention the ultimate emotional roller coaster ride.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,580 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011
A Birthday Party reviews
an etic perspective on a birthday party... for cultural anthroplogy
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Complete
Through the Closet Door reviews
ON HIATUS! Time travel is one hell of a ride, especially for Fiona, who's been thrown back in time all because her fairy god father thought it would be fun. ON HIATUS!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009