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Joined 01-26-09, id: 651031, Profile Updated: 08-19-11
Author has written 6 stories for Supernatural, Romance, and Humor.

I'm Summer. All of my writing sucks (except for Damsel in Finesse, I'm rewriting that one), so you've been warne.d

July 30, 2010: I was nominated at the SKoW Awards for Round 10 under the category of Quirkiest Chapter Name for Chapter 2 (Meeting the Jerks of Smirks) of The Ex. If you find mine to be the 'quirkiest', then please do vote for it. It would please me so much. :)

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Glances Into the Minds of the Unfortunate by DevonnyAuriel reviews
I suddenly developed the ability of telepathy with men. But not charming men. No, I can only communication with nerds. And if that wasn't bad enough they've now deemed me their matchmaker. God, just smite me now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,639 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 10/5/2009
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,210 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Game Set and Match by SongShadow20 reviews
Meeting her match was no easy feat. She was valedictorian, best viola that school had ever seen, but that changed when a new guy came in, with a bad boy complex and all, after her post. A little competition never hurt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
The Idiocies of a Chocoholic by Irish Eyes 63 reviews
REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 6/16/2009
Thoughtless by Cupid's Psyche reviews
PREVIEW ONLY! PUBLISHED BY GALLERY BOOKS! My boyfriend means the world to me. So why does Kellan Kyle make my heart race, my breath quicken? I feel so guilty, just being near him. But being apart...that feels even worse. *SKoW winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,853 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
Confessions of a Former Chew Toy by woodstock1969 reviews
When I found out that Tully, my estranged childhood best friend, was rooming with my ex, the overly opinionated, rich tool, I knew that things were bound to get weird. I can't stand awkward situations, and my freshman year of college just became one. Joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,087 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
I Blame the Llamas by Venus Smurf1 reviews
I don’t believe in reincarnation, but if it is real, Christian is SO gonna be some type of fungus in the next life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,957 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 8/13/2007
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn’t know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won’t let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Love Game by All Over You reviews
She's the sarcastic bitchy girl. He's the panty-dropping manwhore. The only rule of the game: Don't fall in love. Who ever falls first, loses. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Good Girls Go Bad by All Over You reviews
She's untouchable, unattainable, and not to mention gorgeous. He had to have her. He's the new guy, the bad boy, and totally her type. She couldn't stay away. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
1 800 SEX ME UP by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED Audrey's unconventional relationship with her bully, Eli Vitelli, began the first time she dialed 1 800 SEX ME UP. What happens when Audrey hides her identity and asks the sexually practiced Vitelli to teach her all there is to know about sex?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4045 - Favs: 3,256 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
We're Like Dom Perignon by punkturnedwriter reviews
Summer buys a lot of Kleenex and lets her sleep in her bed and Zach emails her about how sexually frustrated this is making him. Because apparently a boy and a girl can't be friends. First in a series of one-shots about The Champagne Gang. Various OCs.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/15/2010
Realize by All Over You reviews
Being the youngest Masterson, Forrest has some big shoes to fill. He's tired of waiting for his challenge to come along, but he's about to figure out that it's been right in front of him in the form of the person he least expected. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Complete
Time of Kings by Frayling0 reviews
She is the last of her kind, determined to reclaim the land of her ancestors; but the noble families are locked in a deadly clash for power, and a shadow has fallen upon the ruins of Avengard... Winner of La Campanella Universe Award
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 144,916 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
The Importance of Getting Revenge by mandybeth reviews
Her boyfriend dumped her for a first class skank and she wants revenge. He's her ex's archenemy who wants a little revenge of his own. Pretending to date each other could be the perfect solution to both of their problems, right? Then again, maybe not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 12/29/2007
Cinderella Never Saw This One Coming by Sally Can Wait reviews
[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,799 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Losing it All by unlikely.story reviews
She thinks she lost her cell phone, everyone else thinks she lost her virginity, and the guy thought to be responsible for her 'deflowering' has no problem adding fuel to the fire.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,987 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008
Always Meant Something to Me by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
One shot. What's a girl to do when her ten night stand throws her knickers out the window? Steal a pair of his boxers to wear of course. It's not a big deal, until Kristie Carlson comes up and asks whether you're wearing someone else's underwear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
At the End of the Day by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,870 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3408 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 176 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Love by White Rabbit Tale reviews
Being a damsel in distress isn't nearly as glamorous as it seems...I should know, since my life is the equivalent of a really bad Disney movie. Except I don't have a Genie or a singing lobster to help me win my heart's desire, whatever that is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,466 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
I Only Date Nerds by unlikely.story reviews
I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007
My Undetected Canoodling by Analytical Calico reviews
The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,943 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/1/2005
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
My Entity by Jennifer Leigh reviews
My name is Ashley Burcham, and I am a typical sixteen-year-old girl. At least I was. Before the entity invaded my brain.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Smooth Move by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,225 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
To Love Is Something or Other by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Taken down. Apologies.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Complete
The Requirements by unlikely.story reviews
Ex is on a mission: to find the perfect kiss. To do that, she'll have to find the perfect guy. What the mystery guy who keeps following her around fails to understand, is that he doesn't fit the requirements.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007
Unrequited by Sally Can Wait reviews
[my second oneshot] So I was going to the prom with a guy I had a crush on for three years. Perfect, right? Nothing could go wrong. But then his best [girl] friend in the universe asks him. Dr. Phil, where are you when I need you?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Complete
Fateful Friday by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,752 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
The V word by Lulai reviews
IT IS FINISHED! Normal? That word barely fits into Kate's vocabulary. She thought her life was the epitome of weird, that is, until a handsome stranger comes into her shop and tells her that she hasn't fed enough... Chapter nineteen and epilogue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,964 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
The Purpose of Calculus by B Eskew reviews
You will understand this if you have ever taken a Calculus course.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Complete
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The Ex reviews
Lindsey Soto is pretty sure that her life is over now that her boyfriend broke up with her. The Genevieve Ball is merely weeks away and she’s dateless. As a Genevieve Girl, she better have an escort, or else suffer a death from her boss’s Stink Eye.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/24/2010
Sick Soul reviews
Lorraine Garner, a girl who lives in an obscure town in Arizona, encounter a different kind of human: a ghost. He’s enticing, gentle, and soon enough, she finds herself falling for him.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,559 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009
Sir Jock and Me reviews
Bryant Shapiro, arrogant jock, had decided to prey upon Monica's workplace every day this summer. Unfortunately for him, she and her best friend have a plan to rid themselves of the oh-so hot stalker.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
Stardom reviews
I was talking to Goldy. Again. It seemed pathetic that I had to resort to speaking to a creature with a short-term memory of three seconds about my problems. You see, when your sister is famous beyond all reason, there's side effects.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 11/3/2009
Damsel in Finesse reviews
For the first time in my life, my Hello Kitty bra was now tainted with a white substance. And I wasn't even wearing a sexy bra that screamed, "Yeah, I just know you want to motor boat me.". Instead, it was a random bra.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009
Blood Immortals reviews
Romance, romance, romance, in a world that 16-year olds Naomi White, Michael Torrent, and Hunter Fore discover is not completely mortal, as Lia Waters, teenage goddess, claims. Vampires, fairies, ghosts, and other eerie myths live among them in secrecy.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,503 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009