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Author has written 10 stories for Romance, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci-Fi, and Young Adult.

I want you to remember that no one ever won a war by dying for his country. You won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. (Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.)

I guess I'm mainly a fantasy-writer, if we have to go for titles. My favorite things are funny, chocolate, and purple.

Gender/Sex: Female


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Chill Pill by Thornton reviews
Slash (M/M) Ben's got his hands full after discovering his girlfriend's "little problem". When Bridgette's ex barges in to the rescue, life gets even more complicated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,367 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/1/2022 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
Writing Speculative Fiction: A Nerd's Guide by Jave Harron reviews
Tired of looking for scifi and seeing nothing new? He's my attempt to help speculative fiction writers, as well as even give the pros a few new ideas. Going strong for years! Now, we cover solarpunk, the optimistic, glowing new genre.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 104,623 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/23/2022 - Published: 3/10/2004
So, The Rain Is Falling by erasmuss reviews
1944. In the midst of battle an American soldier comes eye to eye with a wounded enemy sniper who, despite the waging war, does not pull the trigger. When the world needs it most, two people cross borders, seeking comfort in just another human being. M/M Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 183,408 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/6/2018 - Published: 12/27/2009
Le LoupGarou by Tah the Trickster reviews
Lexi: a sarcastic teenage werewolf with a penchant for perversion. Julia: a self-proclaimed nonlethal slayer who would rather strangle her latest case than cure her. Isn't it funny how things like that work out? F/F, yuri, femmeslash. ABANDONED.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,402 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Complete
The Sorceress' Slave by learningtoacceptchange reviews
A brave and reckless young prince will risk everything to save her kingdom from corruption... including indentured servitude to a mighty and powerful sorceress. Lesbian.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,031 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 3/27/2010
Game Over by Aphrael reviews
Life becomes a lot more complicated for Shane McMurray after he accidentally agrees to be a player in a very real and dangerous game. And there isn't any easy way out of it, either. slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,993 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 7/31/2004
Elden Viali and the Curse of the Crafters by Adrian StClaire reviews
Following the narrative of Elden Viali, a yet-untested Crafter, as she navigates through her first year at the Lotus Institute of Higher Learning for Women. Rated M for lesbian content. Think lesbian harry potter without broomsticks.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010
Indulgent by Adrian StClaire reviews
When Darien Addison, a jaded doctor of psychology on probation for blurring the lines between patient and doctor, and Tristan Beckham, a seventeen year old lesbian on her way out of the closet meet for the first time sparks fly...lesbian, rated M for sex
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,905 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010
The Rapier by Adrian StClaire reviews
After ruthless pirate Remy De Saviola gives Countess Elena St Christoph her fathers famed rapier before ransacking her home, the Countess makes it her vendetta to get it back to her. Lesbian, pirates, femslash!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,320 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011
Liaisons by Adrian StClaire reviews
The continuation of From Point to Cove. Here we have another glimpse into the life of Rachel Woods and her woman of the sea. lesbian content
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,767 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009
Lovetrap by Adrian StClaire reviews
A short in which the goddess Aphrodite becomes the lover of Hera, queen of Heaven, during the time in which Zeus, Hera's husband, incites her to anger with his infidelity. Lesbian, as always, and no, not part of mythological cannon, per se.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Complete
Curtain Call by ColdCoffeeEyes25 reviews
Adrienne left her Army-brat upbringing behind long ago for a career in opera. So why are government spooks banging down her door? Chase scenes, snark, political intrigue, Rosenkavalier at the Bastille, girls in bed together. You've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,598 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009
The School Showers by Silver Edged Fantasy reviews
Jeremy just acknowledged to himself he was gay over summer break. So now he has to face the new jerk at school and the showers after gym class. M/M slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,104 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 8/14/2006
The Charlatan by Adrian StClaire reviews
A brave knight commits an unspeakable crime against her King.As punishment she must prove her worth -by rescuing a maiden and destroying a dragon, and returning the maiden to her king. But, as we all know, love rarely takes such simple form...lesbian
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,601 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010
Death under a pink umbrella by Kanilla reviews
Death goes by the name of Maurice. But that’s something you wouldn’t know unless you work in Underworld. When the higher ups assign him an assistant he really doesn’t want, what’s poor Death to do? MxM
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,413 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/16/2009
I'm with the band No, really by plumblossom reviews
You're uniquely qualified. You speak French, you understand children, and you're unemployed." So he ended up on tour with a large African band, chaperoning their kids and trying not to stare at the tiny guitarist with the deepset eyes-- slash, if you care
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,226 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Marauder by Adrian StClaire reviews
The story of Trenton Mathis, a well known criminal defense attorney, and her personal vendetta against crime as she takes the city streets as the Marauder. lesbian content!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010
Assisted Lift by frenchmartini reviews
Phil doesn’t know what Craig’s on. Why would a straight guy pretend to be a girl online? Total boredom was his guess. Real answer? To save his jaded best friend from man-hating gloom because he's not rebounding on his own. Manhunt? Maybe, briefly. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,576 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009
Sit Back and Watch the Bed Burn by Aibari reviews
The first time Lucky Fountaine sits down with the Devil, she punches him in the face.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
I Still Want To Be Black by Christy Leigh Stewart reviews
Revised edition
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Oh My God You Guys! by Christy Leigh Stewart reviews
I'm going to kill you.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
The Partridge Family by Christy Leigh Stewart reviews
We are not.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
Midnight Surprise by Phoebe Melinda Halliwell reviews
You’re the best part about coming home and have I told you how much I love you yet? You have, but I could hear it again. Nothing could ever compare to you. You’re everything to me. I told her, wrapping her hair around my finger. My Everything. F/F
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Complete
Plumblossom explains it all by plumblossom reviews
Chapter one: In which I kvetch about uncompelling writing. And introduce the words girliphobia and girliphilia. Chapter two: In which I give acgtually good advice about point of view and related issues.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,372 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009
Queen by VirtuallyClever reviews
Catching more flies with vinegar.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
On the Battlefield by Adenil reviews
Gay, Nazi-Germany, battlefield sex! You can't go wrong! Rated M for a reason, folks. m/m, slash, yaoi, and whatever other keyword you can think of.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
More Than You Know by ColdCoffeeEyes25 reviews
She's an incognito pop star trying to break away from her white-supremacist family while fighting off paparazzi, homesickness and forbidden romantic feelings that could sever her family ties once and for all. T for adult themes and femmeslash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 114,005 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Under The Influence of Giants by Adrian StClaire reviews
In the end, what matters? This is the question they must ask while in search of their past and, ultimately, their future. FF lesbian relationships
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,711 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 12/2/2007
Nightside by RecklessPineapple reviews
The first time I met the prince, I was a young peasant gawking up at his sheer white horse. The final time I met the prince, I was a traitor staring him down from the length of my cold sword. M/M Slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,057 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009
Rhapsody in E Major by Road to Anywhere reviews
Hi! Ethan Jacobs here! I'm a totally average high school junior. Okay...maybe not. I'm valedictorian, a complete band nerd, a spazz, and I drive a tiny lime green car. My best friends are gay, but I'm totally not. Hey...the new boy is pretty cute... Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,158 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
One For the Books by Kitkaht reviews
Kale Grimmore is the magicless librarian for the school's magical library. He doesn't need to be well liked, and with his personality he understandably isn't. So he can only think the new teacher must be masochistic, a moron, or both because he won't leave Kale alone. - Slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,786 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009
Ticket to Hell by rentedspace reviews
Oneshot. M/M slash. Meet James. He's Catholic, he's a goody-goody, he loves animated Disney movies. And he's convinced he's going to hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
What a Coincidence by Pretty Rad reviews
Slash. Jonas is the biggest homophobe in school. But what happens when he finds out the ever popular, bisexual Cody has a crush on him? Well, probably the same thing that happens to Mitchell when he finds a lost journal and reads it. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,523 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Bioluminescence by Howling Cat reviews
Nathaniel's life is ordinary, unsurprisingly so, until he wakes up one morning with an afterglow he didn't do anything or anyone to gain. And when certain people are taking new interests in him, he begins to wonder what's wrong with this scene. [Slash.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 9/17/2007
Iska by princess max reviews
There's nothing better than being overweight and utterly lacking in ambition. m/m
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,896 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
The Mundane Existence of Harvey Quinn by Marry My Pie Please reviews
For fun, Harvey enjoys making lists, playing The Dictionary Game, and cleaning his room. Not be the victim of Jake's schemes. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2008
transgender FtM by a silenced revolution reviews
stuffed up inside the wrong kind of shell.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
The Loveheart As A Symbol of Hatred by Freak-of-Spade reviews
[SLASH Shonenai BoyxBoy] To Val, being Cupid means he gets to torture lots of pathetic little mortals. His mother, Goddess of Love, decides to teach him the TRUE nature of love…the hard way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,518 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008
For All Waters by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. Sebastian is living a perfectly hedonistic, worriless life as a student. But when he meets married father of one, Antonio, everything suddenly gets so complicated. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,975 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Alex and Bobby by failte200 reviews
Slash. Bobby had a hard time getting over it when Alex admitted that he was gay. The worst part was - apparently it was Bobby who was going to have to find him a boyfriend. How does he get himself into these things?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,138 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
A Trio of Trouble by Howling Cat reviews
He’s the typical nerd: smart, uncoordinated, horrible eyesight. She’s your not so typical girl, and he’s a jock. Between the three of them there’s not much common ground, and when their worlds collide they’ll never be the same. [Slash?]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/5/2007
Coincidences by tipping ivy reviews
I wasn't gay... until Reid decided I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,822 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
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Acts of Worship
When I find Dolores, I'm going to smash her fucking face in, because no one lies to the human lie detector. Oh, yeah, and to save the world. Obviously. Rewrite of Lie to Me. f/f
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2012
The Last Griffin reviews
Dedicated to Adrian. All Lotus students go on a quest. It's tradition. f/f
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012
A Technicolored Splat reviews
Oh the lies we tell our mother. "Are you a gay or bi?" She had to blurt out, and it was like the first day of high school all over again. I fell back and her flustered state only grew worse. "I mean, don't get me wrong, I know you're a dyke." f/f
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011
Dead King's Mask
About a homeless alcoholic and a smug gay man with Third Sight, a cranky drag queen with a past, and the asexual nerdy changeling that caused it all. contains f/m and m/m relationships
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Published: 8/12/2011
Evan Kelly, The UnBrave reviews
Evan, an overweight college junior/ice cream connoisseur battles greedy brownies, the pixie mafia, and ancient trolls. m/m slash. Gay. Homosexuality. WIP!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010
Guilty As Sin reviews
I'm innocent! I'm innocent! I didn't try to kill him or any of that. Embezzlement? I don't have the balls. Swear to the fathers, I'm...! Okay, no, I'm not. Heh. m/m slash WIP Gay. Homosexuality.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010
Lie To Me reviews
I was a human lie detector. The most cunning murderers and rapists couldn't fool me, but she decieved me, and I was none the wiser. I had to find her, see through her lies...or die trying. WIP Lesbian. Er, femmeslash. Homosexuality
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009
Undeath Isn't Life reviews
So I'm dead. And there's the goddess of chaos and disorder picking her teeth with my bones, and he offered me a second chance at life. Of course I said yes. Of course there were strings attached. m/m slash
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009
A House of Cards reviews
I have two voices in my head, the only people I'll ever get, and maybe Taylor. Kenly? She's like a whole other species, one I don't think I want to study. femmeslash This is just up, cause, well, first ever attempt at fiction with a lesbian MC. Memories.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 10/28/2009
Road Trip reviews
m/m slash. It was the stupid road trip's fault. And River, definately River's fault. Not his. Complete! One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
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