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Joined 01-27-09, id: 651191, Profile Updated: 04-05-13
Author has written 41 stories for Humor, Action, Song, and Sci-Fi.

Hello,

My name is Dave.

You can listen to my songs here: The One Man Band (solo project)


I Shout OUT to awesome people:

-Hollis Winter-Summers: She will make you FALL on your floor crying or laughing, but you will SPRING up to read more!
-effervescent-sentiments: She is just a flat-out great writer. Read.
-Anna Christie: Her voice is so powerful and amazing; what a great talent!
-East-of-Eden: All her works are those 'down to earth', 'close to the heart' writings that just get at ya.


Works Possibly In Progress or in the brain cavity:

-My Name is Jim - a fictional short story based loosely upon a dream my friend had about me
-Untitled Western One-Shot
-Untitled Taxi Driver Drama One-Shot

Works that are REALLY in the brain cavity:

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Welcome to Community College:

Professor Parra: "Sometimes it's better to be non-smart."

Professor Woodson: "What would you rather do? Go to college English class, or sit on your rump eating Cheetos till you're 300 pounds?"

Dr. Shepko: "Right now, identify someone in the room as a sexual object."

Professor Larsen: "If you bought the Government book, you probably should of came to class today and listened to me tell you, that, the guy who wrote that book is an utter moron, and to not buy the book."
"Obviously President Nixon did not take GOVT 2302. And then Pres. Clinton tried to do the same damn thing, so it seems he also didn't take GOVT 2302."


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Memories by Tomorrow's Memories reviews
You can't always go back/Cause unlike memories, people change/And places grow older/As times grow colder/And somehow it's just not the same.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Complete
Waking up by Bewitched Believer reviews
Right now I'm not in the mood to write something meaningful or deep./ Right now I'm waking up from the nightmare of drinking poison from your lips./ You were breathing venom into my heart with words so freaking sweet./ The more we talked, the more I lost consciousness, till I was lying at your feet. *No rhythm, rhyme, whatever*
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Complete
Pictures by Bewitched Believer reviews
Maybe when your flight takes off the ground,/ When you're flying away from this town,/ And I'm breaking down crying on my bed,/ Remembering that grin and the shirt that's red,/ You'll look at these pictures and smile,/ Thinking, hey, girl, we had fun for a while./ And I'll look at these pictures and cry,/ Perfect moments gone forever, now we're just a lie.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Complete
Jaywalking: An Inconvenient Truth? by Lilja Ruusu reviews
The informative speech I gave on this nonsense topic
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Complete
Pick Your Poison by Lilja Ruusu reviews
You know I'm human just like you...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Complete
Finally Selfless by Tapioooca reviews
A series of autobiographical monologues on self-harm. Rated for the mature theme and language.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Complete
Between The Earth and Sun and a Loaded Gun by The Folk Extraction reviews
This is a place to stash my collection of songs. Read, leave a review, I'll probably return the favor. Hope you enjoy them.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011
Can't See Anything In Front of Me by East-0f-Eden reviews
Yeah, life whatcha going to do?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2012
Can't You See by theycallmetalljake reviews
If I get trapped here I'll spend my whole life here/I'll see you come, see you go, see you live and die here/I see my grave in the cemetery/And I know you're here to burry me
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
An Ethical Issue by East-0f-Eden reviews
On little kids and Santa
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2010
My life in a nutshell, emphasis on the NUT by phantomry reviews
My friends and I are a strange bunch. Notice: I'm not going to update this anymore. It continues in "All My Life I Want to Be a".
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 45,197 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Faded Marquee by Tapioooca reviews
In an optimist's mind, you are bound to be burned.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Complete
Going to Foster's by Tapioooca reviews
I'm not accustomed to sadness. You told me that's not what I do.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Complete
Sorry by Lilja Ruusu reviews
You stole my breath away....
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
Conversations With Strangers by Lilja Ruusu reviews
The one thing that can hurt us is only fear itself....
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
Pictures On My Wall by Lilja Ruusu reviews
There's a blackened empty square, Between those pictures there, Cuz nothing seems to fit....
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
Escape by Lilja Ruusu reviews
I'd take you with me, but dear, I think you're better off here....
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Writer's Block Play by lael1bologna reviews
Make sure Inspiration comes knocking on your door...She made kolaches!
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/31/2009
missing by shelbie.elaine reviews
I'm not going to repeat myself again.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009
The End Here's To You by Lilja Ruusu reviews
People are cryin, and cities are dying, so we've given up tryin....
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Spell Check by Lilja Ruusu reviews
I love the spell check, who without, I would probably still be stuck in the 5th grade. So, for the most awesome invention ever....
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Jeff, The Messiah From Accounting by Gigarayzor reviews
A short funny story about religion.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/21/2006
The Top 10 Reasons To Read This Book by Rinney Manelle reviews
A rambling featuring the top 10 reasons you should read this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 6/26/2004
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Shorts reviews
Definition: 1. Noun : Trousers that end at or above the knee. 2. A compilation of ideas or songs, in which, the author either has given up hope that the said ideas can be a full-length songs, or likes the said songs particularly small in length. New song: 'Feel'.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 10/29/2009
Sirens: The Album reviews
Listen to the "Sirens" album unfold. These lyrics and accompanying music can be heard via a link in my profile.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/18/2012
Believe in Me reviews
-Believe in Me- A song in an album I have started calling "Sirens". Click my profile and go listen to this song.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Complete
I Am Broke reviews
True story, although some lines are exaggerated. This is a song; go listen to it.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
Welcome to Community College reviews
Direct quotes from teachers of monumental proportions! This is community college.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010
Learn to Understand reviews
Learn to Understand -Street Corners and Garden Hoes- -Take Me to Your Leader-. Songs about visions, queen bees, money, tattoos, spaceships, immigrants, cherries, the King of England, freeing an enslaved society of beautiful women, and more!
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Is It Better This Way? reviews
-Is It Better This Way?- A told myself that it would be better, if I remain alone..
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Complete
Red Lights reviews
-Red Lights-. I can't move along, if I always keep stopping.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Complete
Bitter reviews
-Bitter Get Out of My Head -. Yeah, you are still in there, even though it hurts me everytime I think about you..
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Complete
My Thoughts Wage War in My Head reviews
-My Thoughts Wage War in My Head- Quite self-explanatory.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
Dream Stop Reality reviews
-Dream. Stop. Reality.- "I can feel you in my dreams. I can feel you, I can." Listen to my songs. Oh yes, it's actually not just lyrics on a page.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
Clocks reviews
-Clocks-. My love, I loved, I knew this so...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Complete
Your Eyes reviews
-Your Eyes- All you see is a cause for alarm.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete
Thank You reviews
Thank You. It means a lot, just to get to talk to you, once in awhile, even though sometimes I can't.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Complete
VI reviews
-VI- A six-part short story collection. In the end, will you take the road less traveled by? Can you look back, and not regret?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010
In Love with the Daughter of the Devil reviews
In Love with the Daughter of the Devil. Fictional story. Short. But it didn't want to go in "Shorts". Read it. Thank you.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
Money Looks Nice But It Ain't reviews
Money Looks Nice, But It Ain't. The song title speaks for itself! Read it and don't weep.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
What If reviews
What If. It's a song. Read. Then listen click 'homepage' . Warning: Improvisation has occurred.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
12Bar Blues reviews
12-Bar Blues. A true blues song. Check it out, and go listen to it. Click the homepage.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
Disney Please Don't Sue Me reviews
Disney, Please Don't Sue Me -Be My Guest-. Fun fun, happy happy, fun, happy, fun, joy!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
No More Love reviews
No More Love. -self explanatory-
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
Bright Lights reviews
Bright Lights -Dream Killer-. A song about some memories, that won't seem to go away. And some dreams, dashed in the process.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
The One Man Band : Power Hour! reviews
The One Man Band -solo project- : Power Hour!. Yes, this is the album! The legend begins...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009
Waking Up Beside You reviews
Waking Up Beside You. Tell me in the morning, When I wake up beside you. And everything will then feel all right...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
Absolution Tell Me Yellow Moon reviews
Absolution / Tell Me / Yellow Moon. A compilation song. Searching for something you cannot find? Day and night, these thoughts torture your mind...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
How to Become a Dancing Sensation reviews
A quick, easy, and slightly harmful method on how to become a dancing phenomenon. No snacks will be served during the course of this discussion.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Complete
100 Things You Can Do Instead of Reading This reviews
For all who are wondering.. stop wondering; start reading. I implore you. That means you must now read it. So you can plan your methods on how not to read it. Yes, that is a double negative. But, two negatives make a positive. Um, is this science or math?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2009
Just a Dream reviews
I see a girl, in my dreams, whom I've never seen. And she talks to me, like I've known her my whole life.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Dust to Dust reviews
Dust to Dust. We came from the dust in the ground, and so, we will return...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Incomplete reviews
Incomplete. A song about me and that imaginary person. For 2 years, I thought it was somebody I knew. But now it's all up in the air. I'm just longing to be complete..
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/17/2009
Daisy reviews
Daisy -Young Love-. A song about young love. The innocent love between children, even when, they don't even know what they're doing; and it makes us go: "Awhhhhh.."
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Sunset Gone reviews
One last sunset, when the person who lights up your day, walks away..
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete
How to Get Rid of Headaches reviews
A quick, easy, and slightly harmful method of losing headaches. No snacks will be served during the course of this discussion.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Comanches reviews
Comanches -Runnin' From Law-. A song about how merciless the Comanche Indians were in 1850s. Pretty intense...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
2 AM reviews
2 a.m., My brain is shutting down, And I'm still thinking of you...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
My Heart Has Flat Lined reviews
She knew. It's true.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Floating Space Man reviews
Floating Space Man -Where Do I Belong-. A 'Major Tom' related song. Major Tom wants to go home. He has a chance.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
Perfection is Non Existent reviews
It's true. I'm not perfection. And neither are you.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Clever Rhetorical Excursions reviews
A fancy title. There is nothing fancy about it. Songs. Like them. Hate them. Yet, feel inspired.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2009
Necessary Condition reviews
A lie that satisfies the lie of another. One man searches for truth in a case that brings him neck deep in a gang of drug runners. A story about love, crime and money.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/2/2009
The Buttress of Windsor reviews
Whilst singing, Tenacious D once referred to a book entitled "The Buttress of Windsor" before Jables 'thinks about a couple things to say to you'. This is that story. (5,000 total views. What makes you click this link? Buttress? or Tenacious D? This story is no longer a humor story, more like a psychological work on FictionPress readers.)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009