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Jumbo Shrimp: Oxymoron or Oxymurder? reviews
A man goes on vacation and gets more that he bargained for. Or not. You tell me.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
Black Sunshine
R&R
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
Miscellaneous Poems
Miscellaneous poems by Garron, Including "The Cutesy Deer" and "10, Maybe 11 Things to Do Today". R&R
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 8 - Words: 994 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010
The Little Mermaid reviews
The REAL version of the Little Mermaid. Ariel's a spoiled brat, Sebastian's a warrior merman, Ursula's a hot cecaelia, Vanessa is a priestess....Wait. Who's Vanessa? R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009
Nonexistant reviews
What the hell. I don't know. You probably should not read this.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009
Happily Never After reviews
I'm not crazy or anything. I mean, it's not like I planned to throw my shoe into the crowned prince's head..." A sort-of Cinderella. An unusual tale of hope, betrayal, and true love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2009
Your Favorite Brand Loves You reviews
If Companies Loved Their Customers as Much as Their Wallets...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Complete
The Great Hunt of Knotsbury Field
Deep in the field, she noted a slumping hulk, shuffling jerkily and seeming confused. Tabby moved downwind and crept slowly closer. For the first time since her kittenhood, she was uncertain..." R&R!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Deadication
On this grey morning Maria began her run as always. She had the most dangerous route in all the city, and it took her by several blind corners and tall, jagged cliffs.....R&R!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Alone in a room at Noon
It was exactly midnight, new years day, and Gregory Talc was at the party in Times Square.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
That One Girl reviews
There once was a girl in a creative writing class, except not really. In fact, this girl wasn't in a creative writing class at all...One of the most striking features of this girl... was her hair, in which she kept small people... R&R!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Of Pretty Princes and Phlegmy Princesses reviews
Prince Perry sets off on a quest for love. Princess Flo sets off on a quest for sanity. Peasant girl Giselle sets of to pick some flowers. And Phillip... Well, Phillip doesn't like horses... Weird story, hopefully funny? R&R please! PLEASE!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/25/2009