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Joined 01-31-09, id: 651919, Profile Updated: 11-05-12

"They were a dangerous pair, Q next to U scribbled out on paper."


My favourite words are: RANDOM, AESTHETIC and ENDEAVOUR.
My favourite stories on FP (incomplete slash) are: STUPID POST IT NOTES by Dirty-Angel-Toes and JUST BECAUSE by Ryette -- both these stories come highly recommended.
My favourite books are: THE CATCHER IN THE RYE by J.D. Salinger and THE BOOK THIEF by Markus Zusak
My favourite movies are: FIGHT CLUB and THE SOCIAL NETWORK. fincher is my life.
My favourite name (atm) is: WREN. no not from pll. i've loved it for awhile.
My favourite tv show (atm) is: NEW GIRL. because just go watch that show ok.
My favourite album (atm) is: TAKE ME HOME by One Direction. yeah, i know it's not out yet but oh my god i am in love.
My favourite song (atm) is: THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT US by One Direction. i am very in love. very, very in love. i have fallen and i can't get back up in love.
My favourite random thing (atm) is: ONE DIRECTION. you guessed that? you sly detective, you. i thought i was being so cryptic and everything.

currently reading: CRUSH by Richard Siken & CLOUD ATLAS by David Mitchell.

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The Importance of Getting Revenge by mandybeth reviews
Her boyfriend dumped her for a first class skank and she wants revenge. He's her ex's archenemy who wants a little revenge of his own. Pretending to date each other could be the perfect solution to both of their problems, right? Then again, maybe not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 12/29/2007
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3157 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Just Because by Ryette reviews
Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Waiting For Justin Jameson by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
MxM slash one-shot. "Are we just like, friends-with-benefits? Or are you actually going to have the balls to call yourself my boyfriend?" And of course, the drama ensues for Chris and Justin. Rated for a reason, though not an entirely graphic one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,897 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
The Band Geek's Dictionary by Ryette reviews
SLASH. What's a band geek to do when he has a crush on his best friend, fantasies about making out on marimbas, and a nosy sister who bribes him with snickerdoodle cookies? Band sure is wild! Like American Pie Band Camp, only better. Really.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,377 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 4087 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
What a Coincidence by Pretty Rad reviews
Slash. Jonas is the biggest homophobe in school. But what happens when he finds out the ever popular, bisexual Cody has a crush on him? Well, probably the same thing that happens to Mitchell when he finds a lost journal and reads it. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,523 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete