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Joined 02-01-09, id: 652079, Profile Updated: 07-23-11
Author has written 2 stories for Life, and Family.

Read Closely!!: I am about to tell you my life story. Sike! For real, my name is Jazminn, yes there are 2 n's in Jazminn. I am a very outgoing person. Ha very, very funny. I don't like to read, but I will write. I don't like history, but I love math! I'm a real fannee doolee type of person. (If you don't know what that is ... shame. Seriously, google it already.) I just want to write my poetry ... -sniff- -sniff- ... can you please read my poetry? ... -blows loudly- ... --softly- I give you a cookie.


So on to this life story I'm telling. You see that girl in the picture at the top of this page? That's me. (For those of you who couldn't tell.) So I really don't have to say anything about me because you can clearly see, me. Make sense? Ok fine, for those of you who can't 'see', I'll tell you a little about me:

1. I like to eat. Scratch that. I LOVE to eat. (But I'm very, very picky)

2. I like to talk a bunch of bull. PM me sometime, you'll see.

3. I don't Play, I like to have fun. Whatever that means.

4. I love T.V. but my prefered shows are The Simpsons, Scrubs, House is ok, House of Payne, and Whose Line is it Anyways?

5. Blah, Blah and Blah. I know that's how you feel (thats how I feel) but you asked for it. You should have stopped when I said my name is Jazminn. But hey, what's a few more lines to you anyway?

6. I am difference from all of you 'nerds.' I don't stay on here 24/7 writing 10 stories at once. I don't even write stories. I'm up here because I'm trying to do something with myself. Somewhat.

7. I would love it if you would please review my poems. Please I don't want to go through this again, I already ate the cookie. And please no flames.

8. Oh an I love the colour green ... Go Green!

9. I love Katt Williams, Kevin Hart, Terrence Howard, Pharrell Williams, Kanye West, and Lil Wayne.

10. Despite what you have read I'm very fun to hanq around, (once you get to know me) and if you have any cookies please call 1-800-I-Need-Cookies because I want cookies. But not just any cookies. Your cookies.

(Poems coming soon.)

My big sis wrote this, but it is all true

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You Are My Mother reviews
A child wants her mother to support her.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
Him reviews
When someone hits you, do you get mad? Well I do, and I might take it a little too seriously.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete