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Joined 02-02-09, id: 652206, Profile Updated: 05-16-13
Author has written 8 stories for General, Humor, Life, Historical, and Humor.

1. Wow...I haven't been on here for two years*now four*... yeah it's been a while. 2.I RETURN REVIEWS. 3. I've deleted all the stories that I've been subscribed to. Don't be offended because after two years, I've honestly forgotten everything I've read here. But I can resubscribe if you'd like me to! But, I won't re-favorite, SORRY!!!!!!!!!!! :'{(> I FEEL YOUR PAIN.

By the way... almost everything I have posted here have been written a long, long time ago. Some of it does bring about a tiny tinge of color to my cheeks, but I still respect the emotions that I have been trying to convey in my writing, despite its faulty vessel and therefore I won't delete anything, so as to not appear hateful to the ghost of my former self. A lot of the comments that I have received during that time period came about due to my making helpful comments on the pieces of many other people--(a great way to get reviewers by the way).

I am practically 18 and as an adult, am planing to adopt multiple children who will live in my dormroom with me in college. If you are really cute, you may apply to be adopted by me through the following application, to be sent through my email:

1. cute name ideas for yourself-

2. how attractive you are, on a scale of 10-10-

3. circle the color of your skin:

rainbow...sparkly... normal

4. your birthday-

5. are you a picky eater? choose one the the following options:

no ...no... no ...no ...no

6. what country do you live in (circle one):

USA... rest-of-the-world

7. choose a level of obedience:

master-i-am-your-slave ...wild-untamed-beast

8. Send this application (together with some chocolate icecream and oreos) to my email on top. Your application will be strictly confidential with everyone i share it to and whom they choose to share it to and so on and so forth. If you lie anywhere in your application, you will spontaneously combust the next time you take a shower.

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I have a hundred beautiful women in my closet and I'm willing to exchange them for oreos
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/21/2014
Identical reviews
This funny, witty, authentic adventure includes gentlemen and bandits, sword-fighting and romance, revolution and a Royal Crown, and in the midst of it all, a young girl who wants something more. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,526 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Complete
A Bump in The Road reviews
Miss Silver, the driver of my van, has been acting very strangely since the first day of school. At every little bump in the road, she stops the van and checks. We are late to school everyday. What is wrong with her?-complete
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Complete
Hopelessness reviews
Even though it's pretty personal, I don't mind any criticism. So go right ahead! My first serious poem on this site!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
School reviews
There's a laugh at the end... I promise! It will take only one minute of your time to read. Honest. If you don't believe me then look and see. Oh, and reviews ARE APPRECIATED. Enjoy :
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
Tomorrow reviews
This poem is funny in a way just to make you smile. It's short but cute.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
Child Abuse reviews
This is something many people can relate to. I'm not saying that there's no such thing as real child abuse. This poem is about how the term "child abuse" can be exaggerated sometimes.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Whirlwind of Leaves reviews
I wrote this back in sixth grade. I decided to go safe with the first story I published. Please read it slowly. It's the details which make the story. How do you like it?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete