Author has written 40 stories for General, Young Adult, General, Friendship, Song, and Love.
Hello, my name is something I tell my friends and people I am forced to introduce myself to, if you feel the strange urge to message me, please call me bunny.
To start, I would be shocked and amazed if someone clicked on this and thought it worth reading.
I don't consider anything I've written here that is under the label "poetry" to qualify as being so. It is only put there for lack of a better term. Some of this is based off of actual experiences, but a lot of it is just fiction in poetry format. I am willing to write things based off of these little "poems" if asked. Feel free to ask for an extension on the short stories as well.
For anyone who might possibly decide to flame after looking at this: I place no value on unjustified attacks in any area of my life, so feel free. Depending on my mood you will either be laughed at or ignored completely.
Constructive criticism will be viewed as such, appreciated, and replied to, just as any other review. If there is anything you think I need to improve on, I will not hesitate to do so.
I don't expect reviews from anyone; I will not ask for them. Ever. If you feel anything I write merits one I will greatly appreciate it, but I will not try to guilt people into them. However, I feel you must know that everyone who reviews is put on a magical "favorite person" list in my head, and figurative effigies of them are worshiped by my bunny legion.
I place great value upon embracing your weirdness. "Normal" people scare me.
I don't really care all that much when it comes to sexuality. I like someone or I don't, that's it, although I seem to lean more towards men. This is rather evident in how no gender is specified in most of what I write.
I am afraid of this guy at F.Y.E. because he is the most beautiful person I've ever seen. I cannot look directly at him. Ever since I saw him I fear going into the store and look around nervously before I can relax and just shop for C.D.s and anime.
I read a great deal. I procrastinate a great deal on almost everything imaginable. I just got a new bookshelf and it is just sitting there waiting to be filled with the books laying in stacks around my room.
If you want an extension on any poem thingies, just ask and it will be done. The proof is in the second chapter of "looking". That chapter would not exist if it were not requested. I would not be averse to writing more on it and I might even do so without encouragement. Just think of the "complete" status on everything as a formality. I don't want anyone thinking there are going to be more chapters when the possibility of such a thing happening without a direct request is extremely low. It would be very sadistic if I did.
I randomly decided to make a deviantart account. If anyone is interested in seeing a few random pretty pictures of trees, the link is here:http:///
Here are some random quotes from random things;most can be found in my favorites:
"Hey now, is that anyway for you to behave? Throw away that defeatist attitude, today is the first day of the rest of your life, today is a gift and that is why we call it the present, rise up against the shackles that drag you down, release your inhibitions, feel the rain on your skin!"-Santos, form "Self Preservation"
"they're straight for each other"-me
"There will always be women in rubber flirting with me!"-Maureen from RENT
‘Hey, you know what’s really attractive? Weird silence and crazy stalkers. Now he’ll love me for sure!’-Edgar from SWAN
"We caught a Kratinian spy sneaking around in the bushes and interrogated him. We had to torture him a bit (feathers are very useful tools of torture), but he finally told us how they located our camp."-Alexander from "Or So The Story Goes".
"Hey! I just thought of something! If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"- Viglo-a random drunken Sith-from"Stars Wars: Knights of the Old Republic"
“Does no one drink highly processed fructose syrup made to ensure that children have no idea what real fruit tastes like anymore?!”-Johnny from SWAN
"I have the worst two best friends in the world: one is full of crap and the other is full of himself, which is basically the same as being full of crap."-Hailey, from "The Loveheart as a Symbol of Hatred"
"Naturally I'm just using you for my own selfish purposes. Of hugs. Selfish hug purposes."-Jack from "Jack Saturday Can't Fail"
Sora: Hey Zexion, if you could have any super power, what would it be?
Zexion: Hmmm… shape-shifting, I guess.
Sora: I want to fuse with a talking dog! No wait! I want to fuse with a pantsless duck! Wait, wait… a talking dog AND a pantsless duck!
Zexion: All my past experience has taught me that humanity is a doomed species. Yet in the black, uncaring depths of my heart, there is a small light. Sora, you have killed that light.
The Ansem Retort, #139
"You can't move can you?" Jeff says looking at my shoes.
"Now, that's classy."-Jeff and Lira from "Vandrophobia"
"I'm telling you, this psychotic maniac kidnapped me and ranted semi-coherently about deeply philosophical topics."-Edgar from Vargas
"It's broad bulb-light right now, for God's sake."-David from "Nerves"
"Mister Potter, why is your essay signed Vash the Stampede?" Snape asked.
"The demon on my shoulder told me to, the angel tried to shut him up, but the demon put him in a choke hold after the ankle lock, which caused the angel to lose consciousness, which made me follow the demon's advise to sign it Vash," Harry explained.
Harry was pleased to see Snape blink twice before recovering.
"I'll have to mark it down for that," Snape said.
"You should, I shouldn't have listened to the demon, he never gives good advice, like the time he told me to shave Dudley's head..." Harry trailed off.
-Harry and Snape from the fanfic "Rebellion" by TatraMegami
"Fashion threw up on you,"-Modest from Hard Candy
"Of course, when things are this good, Fate usually steps in, gold sequined high heels and all, and proceeds to throw you a few obstacles for the sake of his amusement. Yes. Fate is a drag queen."-Demyx, from "How I Paid for College"
"Hello. You've reached the Awesomest Multitasker Ever. Are you wearing pants? I am. They're blue. How may I assist you?"-Hailey from "Piece of Cake"
Marluxia: All right, I found out what happened to Axel. According to Wikipedia, the Buddhist monks call it "Reverse Nirvana". Axel's mind is so full of evil and chaos, he's actually achieved total inner peace. Apparently, the only other person to reach Reverse Nirvana was someone with the initials 'B.M.'
Aerith: Okay, but what does it all mean, exactly?
Marluxia: Here's what it means: Axel has frickin' mind bullets! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!
-The Ansem Retort, #164
"I think I know... I don't think I know... I don't think I think I know... I don't think I think,"-Hermione from the fanfic "Rebellion" by TatraMegami
"You –You –You bad word!"-Mr. Spencer from "Breaking the Mirror"
"Um, well, you better get going. It's Tuesday and you know what that means - U.F.O.'s!"-Johnny from Vargas
"Karkat You Are Being An Inconvenience And Nobody Can Reapply Their Mascara
DAMN THEIR MASCARA! DAMN IT TO HELL!"-Karkat and Kanaya from "Promstuck"
"I mean, come on: new kids are part of the everyday process of life, right—nothing interesting. Unless they're naïve and impressionable and I can freak them out by telling them that I've been abducted and raped by aliens and freakishly got pregnant and had to have an abortion but the embryo somehow developed into some sort of creepy Little Shop of Horrors-like houseplant and my ex-lover took it and fed it My Chemical Romance CDs and the plant withered and died but my ex-lover took the seeds and sold them to a Chinese man who later got himself abducted by the same aliens that had abducted an raped me and when they tried to rape the Chinese guys the seeds grew tentacles and strangled everybody and the UFO spaceship crashed on some planet where the seed-tentacle thing planted itself and made loads of little tentacle-me monsters who would one day come back to this earth to reclaim me, squeaking in horrible little mechanic voices: dad-dy, dad-dy, dad-dy..."-Mic, from "The Loveheart as a Symbol of Hatred"
'What goes around will always come back to bite you in the butt'-Charisse from "He Punks Me Not"
"You feed me one more bad pick-up line, kid, and I'm gonna smother you with a technicolor bunny."-Anthony from "Discourse on Teddy Bears"
"You would count one Mokona ,and you would count two Mokona, and then you would stop, because there are only two of them"-Yuuko
"Like a demon from the eighth circle singing Italian love sonnets with a bad Austrian accent."-Daniel from "Dial Tone".
“So, I’m going to be captured by bearded girls on bikes with nice handwriting at a coffee shop, then, is that it?”-Edgar from ISH
"Hello. You do not know me but I of course know all about you, because like all elves I am a stalker." said the elf.
"Raito, law is a wonderful thing, but we have to be careful of it. Sometimes we can blind ourselves to the essential truths, and use "justice" as an excuse to justify what we have done. Someone once said 'without law and order our nation cannot survive,'" L said.
Raito didn't recognize the quote. "Who?"
"Adolf Hitler."- Light and L from "something Wicked This Way Comes" by Aishuu
"Be careful not to fall into self-deceit. Your feelings are important, and sometimes you cannot be the master of them"-Everto's father from "magnetized."
"We're a lot alike. We fit. Like puzzle pieces and star points…"-Rafe from "Mozart's Requiem"
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