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Shattered Dreams by CassandraStacy reviews
I was eight when I quit believing in fairy tales. Being raped will do that. After years of abuse for sexual profit, I never dreamed of meeting my prince at a magical ball. But when midnight strikes can Charm break the curse…or must I learn to save myself?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
Chroma by Alora The Sleepy reviews
Oh, yes. Nate Rochester was someone you could fall in love with at first sight. I might have, had he not ruined the moment with, "There's a difference between people-watching and stalking, you know." Inspired by Something Corporate's 'Konstantine'. /REMOVED/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Just So You Know by A.K. Zhuang reviews
She hated him to hell since the first time she met him at school. He was self-absorbed, arrogant and rude. So, how, in the hellbent world of idiots, was she ever going to survive living under the same roof with him?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 193,262 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
100 Love Letters by Aurette reviews
Since she was sixteen, Amy has written love letters to her future husband. In a fit of frustration, she throws them out, where they're picked up by the last person in the world she ever expects. Since when do rock stars sing about nothings like her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,258 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
The Strangest Place to Find a Rockstar by TNT-Goes-BOOM reviews
ONESHOT Andrea gets trapped in an elevator with Oscar Landon, resident Rockstar/millionare, but will their argumentative relationship work out? “Wait, you don’t have a cell?” “Have you seen this building? I live here. It ain’t exactly to Ritz, Sherlock.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,966 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
The Debutante by Angelica.Eddings reviews
Regency After baring her thighs to the queen and half of the English aristocracy, Priscilla Randall is determined to salvage her ruined reputation. Too bad Ethan Howell, the handsome Marquess of Ainsworth, has other things in mind--namely seduction.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,121 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Land of the Saints by All Over You reviews
"A man does not have to be an angel, in order to be a saint." - Albert Schweitzer. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Teach Me How To Love by Twee reviews
What happens when you can't get someone to love you?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,834 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009
Mopeds Come in Pink by Jemia reviews
The boy was gorgeous. Slap his face on a Calvin Klein underwear ad and I swear, those boxers would sell. It's just too bad we attended rival schools. Contact was off-limits. But then again, he had never been big on following rules...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,969 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
Love Game by All Over You reviews
She's the sarcastic bitchy girl. He's the panty-dropping manwhore. The only rule of the game: Don't fall in love. Who ever falls first, loses. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Good Girls Go Bad by All Over You reviews
She's untouchable, unattainable, and not to mention gorgeous. He had to have her. He's the new guy, the bad boy, and totally her type. She couldn't stay away. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Blue Eyes by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. "What's wrong?" Before I knew it, he had placed himself squarely in my path. And – dare I say it – he actually sounded a little angry and hurt. "Why are you not stalking me anymore?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Carson City by All Over You reviews
"Do you remember when you promised me that you wouldn't streak across the football field during the Homecoming game last year?" Oh, right. Heh. That. Not gonna lie, it was the easiest two hundred dollars I've ever made in my life. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010
Of Dukes and Peasants by Lenah. C reviews
On the summer of 1861, six year old Serena Fallows suffered humiliation in the hands of the Duke of Norton. So what's she supposed to do when they meet years after? Why, throw a shoe at one of the most respected gentlemen in English society of course!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,414 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Realize by All Over You reviews
Being the youngest Masterson, Forrest has some big shoes to fill. He's tired of waiting for his challenge to come along, but he's about to figure out that it's been right in front of him in the form of the person he least expected. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Complete
The Healing Properties of Tea by Emakoke reviews
It's not every day a gorgeous, enigmatic stranger gives you a cup of tea just to cheer you up. Actually, in my case it is. Why is he doing this, and more importantly, who is he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,161 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
True by All Over You reviews
With a last name like Masterson, only one word comes to mind: manwhore. What does Brock like about her? The answer's simple. She's a challenge. SHORT STORY. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
Queen Bitch by Crimsonoaks reviews
As a romantic comedy fanatic, I vowed to become THAT girl. My own love life may be a sham but what better place to play high school matchmaker than from the top? Hello, my name is Queen Bitch.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,181 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Badasses Don't Walk on Sunshine by Emedea reviews
“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Paris, Je T'aime by i defy you stars reviews
Two people find love in one of the most beautiful cities in the world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
Salt and Sweat and Freshly Mowed Grass by CassandraStacy reviews
As long as I'm here, you will never have to mow again." Samantha is a secret romantic who despises mowing. When a stranger offers to mow her lawn, she never suspects that her love story is about to be written. But not all love stories have happy endings.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
Picture Perfect by candii-apple reviews
How to win over the girl of your dreams: have her catch you wearing nothing but a pair of hot pink, Disney Princess patterned boxers, attempting to photocopy your ass. Humilating? You have no idea. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
Changing his Status Quo by Da Vinci at Work reviews
When the heroine of a romance story suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder and quite a few other undiagnosed quirks, you know something outrageous is about to happen to her love life, no?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,682 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 10/1/2006
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 111 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
A Summer Solstice by NehemiaH reviews
All I wanted was one last peaceful summer before I finished college. Needless to say, I hadn't expected my brother's best friend to climb through my window every night...or that it'd be so hard to turn him away. Judge's Pick for SKOW's Best Cliche Round 7
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,918 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Little Less Obvious by the64single reviews
There was no one in the world that Keri DeGiovanni hated more than Alexander Vidal. Which was why when she found a shirtless Alex with his arms around her bare body and no recollection of the night before, she was a bit surprised.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 145,097 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Collect then Select by AfterPartyFiasco reviews
He had dated girls from almost all stereotypes - cheerleaders, goths, emos, musicians, etc. All the stereotypes, all the girls, except for one - his best friend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 4,198 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,381 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Special Delivery by Twee reviews
Congratulations on your new Vietnamese mail order bride...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 85,718 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
The Desk by EruptingFender9 reviews
If you want to be more specific, the writing on the desk is what really changed my life. Scribbled across the surface of that life-changing desk in the back of that history classroom was a three month conversation with a boy I’d never even met.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Losing Isn't All That Bad by EruptingFender9 reviews
So that’s how it happened. I lost the bet, and now he had to know. The guy I had never ever talked to a day in my life had to find out that I liked him. This was bound to be awkward.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
The Eleventh Annual Hide Or Die Summer Challenge by Le Meg reviews
The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Close Encounters, Inc by fazzingaway reviews
Complete! Between the three of us, we were probably connected to everyone in our year group and helped people meet the men or women of their dreams. But then one dream turned into a nightmare when I realised I'd fallen in love with the target…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,605 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
Elevators by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[COMPLETE] Four years after they graduated, and she’d moved on. –Ish. So now...what happens when a girl meets her high school crush again when they're stuck in an elevator?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
Addicted to You by anonymous reality reviews
Sienna is the new girl. The new girl hopelessly in love with the hottest boy imaginable. The problem: he's a scene kid and he and his friends are only interested in her because she's the starring player in their ultimate getback scheme.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,408 - Reviews: 2696 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete
In A Battle of Bad Pick Up Lines by Jenina reviews
“… Samuel Adams.” “As in the beer?” I asked curiously. “As in the beer,” he affirmed. “Also as in the Samuel Adams who signed the Declaration of Independence, but hell, all we know is the beer.” Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete