Hello people-who-for-some-weird-readon-are-looking-at-my-proflie!

My name is BEEP and I'm 15 years old.

I'm not much of a writer. Actually most of the time I despise writing, though that's probably because I do most of my nonexistant writing for school. The only reason I even made this account was because I wanted to be able to get story alerts.

I love reading. I'm addicted to it and am prone to acting depressed, snapping at people, and rocking back and forth in the fetal position when I haven't read in a good while.

I procrastinate so much it's sad, my sisters think I'm a freak (which I agree with to a point), and almost all the guys I've had crushes on are fictional.

I'm overly fond of old cars, peanut butter, converse shoes, baked goods and mythical creatures.

I love almost every story I read and I wish I weren't so lazy or I would comment every single story I read.

Some quotes I like:

"Writing is easy. All you have to do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on you on your forehead." - Gene Fowler

"I read because it is one of the very few satisfying escapes from reality that isn't fattening and doesn't destroy brain cells." - Am Koss

“What is there that’s cheap now? Everything’s expensive. People’s troubles, that’s all that’s cheap. That’s free, people’s troubles.” -Les Miserables, Victor Hugo

“People are not mean. They’re just too lazy to be nice” - Priscilla E.

“The road to hell is paved by good intentions.” - Unknown

“The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.”
-Unknown

“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” -Maria Robinson

“All is fair in love and war” -Unknown (though I would really like to know)

“All girls are a little vain, it comes with the hair”- an author on fiction press (sorry I forgot your name!)

“Hyperbole is the best thing ever!”-Unknown

“Hokey Pokey Anonymous; a place you can turn yourself around”-Unknown

“Don’t wait! Procrastinate now!” -Unknown (describes me perfectly)

“True genius does not fulfill expectation, true genius shatters it”- Paula Abdul?

“all sin consists in selfishness”- Charles G. Finney (So true!)

“Son, you sound a whole lot better when no one can hear you.”-Mamaw, Hannah Montana

“There’s no mistake worse than the one you don’t make.”- The Sweetest Taste of Sin, Eternally Twilighted

“I can’t stand to see a fight. Let me sit“-Tawny, Sonny with a Chance

“Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names”- John F. Kennedy

“I lack tact”- Priscilla E.

“Better to starve free than to be a well-fed slave.”- The Dog and the Wolf, Aesop

“…guns don’t kill people, people kill people. The guns just help”- Sweet Miseria by Racio

“Put the poor public at ease and hope they don’t see the mess we’re casually trying to sweep under the rug. The government’s motto on everything.”-Sweet Miseria by Racio

“There are people who observe the rules of honor as we observe the stars, from far off”-Combeferre, Les Miserables, Victor Hugo

“The grim love of life was roused in some. Covered by the aim of that forest of muskets, several were now unwilling to die. This is the moment hen the instinct of self preservation raises a howl, and the animal reappears in the man”-Les Miserables, Victor Hugo

“It is well that war is so terrible-we should grow to fond of it!”-Robert E. Lee

“Once it’s in the stew, I’ll call it beef.”-Greasy Sae, The Hunger Games, Suzanne Collins

“Beware the person who fears nothing. For he shall be the most frightening person you shall ever meet“.-Priscilla E.

I wish everyone who bothered reading my proflie white chocolate macadamian nut cookies.

Happy reading everyone!

Looking for something to read?

... look at my favorites! They are my "favorites" for a reason.

Thanks to my best friend CheeriosAreSquare (her fanfiction account name) for introducing me to this site.

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