illegalmoonshine
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Joined 02-12-09, id: 653712, Profile Updated: 08-04-13
Author has written 5 stories for Romance, and Love.

Hello.


I am illegalmoonshine I'm 20.
I started writing when I was ten years old.
Hopefully my writing doesn't suck as bad as it used to.
(:

Stories

Explain yourself: A story about a girl, entirely confused by a boy. Does she want him? Does she hate him?
Save yourself: The sequel to Explain yourself. The morning after. The angry surprise. The hurt in her heart.
Exert Yourself: The final posting of the three one shots "yourself". She was scared and only wanted him gone. She hated him... No... She loved him.
Be yourself: The full story of the two nameless characters. They finally get names and you finally get the entire story. Be happy. Be yourself. (Major editing, in-and-out hiatus' but definetly will be finished at some point)

Think About It: A poem written only because I messed up pretty bad by saying the wrong thing at the wrong moment. Based entirely upon four text messages. One end is me, the other is a friend trying to calm me down.

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So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 2996 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Getting Malcolm by pinkmist reviews
He stared down at me, eyes dark and unrelenting. "Do you want Malcolm?" Stupid question. But I nodded anyway. "Then kiss me." Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place. *SKoW Winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 123,859 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 6/29/2006
Listening to Love by Priscilla Shay reviews
Carina Wallace meets Lord Ashton Calder who takes her romanticized notion of London and dashes it to pieces within two seconds of their acquaintance.Carina, never one for adhering to society’s ridiculous standards is determined to teach Ashton a lesson.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Teach Me How to Kiss by Ciao Niccie reviews
How does one become a great kisser? First, you need a partner. Second, you need a place to practice. And Third, remember to always have Chapstick handy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 115,189 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Complete
Mongrel by R. Lauden reviews
Taking a step closer, his proximity inspired a pleasant tremble through my insides. I rooted myself in place, betraying every instinct not to flee. He could pluck every concept from my head-leave me empty and hollow. His knuckles grazed my collarbone, causing a shiver of eager anticipation. My body was screaming for him. I wanted to feel his mouth against mine. Werewolf Romance R&R
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,925 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 7/18/2009
The Cupcake Slut by most likely fried reviews
She's just the sweet girl who sells cupcakes. He's just the charming guy who buys them. She has a crush. He has something up his sleeve. Pure, unadulterated, happy, non-dramatic fluff. rated M for some language and some, yknow. Some eventual schmex.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,043 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Complete
Lucian Boom Invisible Head Case by hi-tanner85 reviews
Seb was mortal, married in the human world. My boyfriend ran away with a pink eyed loon. And then he came into town, Lucian Boom. He fell from the sky, cursing my name and calling me a red haired midget spy. I hated him and was positive he hated me too.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 144,842 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Defenses by BoarderKC reviews
When Shelby pulled away, she was shaking and she let out a shuddering sigh as her eyes remained closed. "I need to know that you can really do this." Her thumbs brushed Jen's cheeks. "I can't keep this up." F/F
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete
My Story by LunaRain reviews
My name is Crystal an author. Stories are stories until, I woke up in my story, worst I'm the wife of the hero and I think I'm falling for him. I think he is too, but he's suppose to leave me for the heroine. My story is all messed up. Under Repair
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,730 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 12/28/2009
Kissing Booth Princess by hotcheri reviews
"Pucker up, princess," he murmured, grazing his lips temptingly over Nala's as he spoke. Manning a kissing booth during summer led to stolen phones, mall encounters, phone smushing and more. Manning a kissing booth led Nala to Chase. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,876 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete
Thoughtless by Cupid's Psyche reviews
PREVIEW ONLY! PUBLISHED BY GALLERY BOOKS! My boyfriend means the world to me. So why does Kellan Kyle make my heart race, my breath quicken? I feel so guilty, just being near him. But being apart...that feels even worse. *SKoW winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,853 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
Keep It in the Closet by Rajiya reviews
Their relationship was purely physical and no one else was supposed to know about it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,874 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010
Let Me Know by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “He lied. When he said that it didn’t bother him that he didn’t remember her - he lied.” Love is longing for the half of ourselves we have lost.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,922 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
The Bubblegum Fairy and The Bad Boy by G0bSmackt reviews
Even if it was cliché, the too good girl finally tamed the too bad boy. It had taken a bubblegum chewing fairy to find his heart and all he wanted to do now was be worthy. And all she wanted to do was be his. SKoW Member Challenge - Bubblegum
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Sense of Elation by Rajiya reviews
Holy hell, was that an arm draped across my chest? I screamed and pushed the limb off of my body, scooting across the bed to get away. There was a man lying next to me, and I'll be damned if I had agreed to him being there.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,863 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,916 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Gravedigger by Lackaday reviews
mild slash. oneshot. T for language, suicide, and mentioned self mutilation. I was digging his grave, this past year. I just didn't realize that he was digging mine, too.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
My Guardian Angel by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. She said, “Silly, you’re my guardian angel…” and he said, “Yeah, I guess I am. I promise I won’t let you down.” He didn't.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
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Be Yourself reviews
"So you're boyfriend's chill with you having a fuck buddy?" His words made her take a small pause and she slapped him across the face. A small red mark lingered on his face where she had hit him. *MAJOR EDITING*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,843 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 5/8/2011
Think About It reviews
Written through text messages. Holding a deeper meaning. Just how messed up am I?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Exert Yourself reviews
There she was again. Stuck with that one boy again... He'd gone way to far. She hated him... and yet she didn't. Things like this just shouldn't happen. Yet... She thought she hated it and she thought she liked it. The masochistic girl.... 3rd "Yourself"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
Save Yourself reviews
“You hate me now?” He genuinely wanted to know. Did he get some sick pleasure out of making her hate him? She growled, mistake. He kissed her… softer this time. Not the same aggressive behavior behind the kiss. Sequel to Explain Yourself
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
Explain Yourself reviews
Why'd it have to be her? Why'd it have to be him? But most of all why'd it have to be him that made her want to expain herself? And then even after she went home, leaving him alone to deal with himself, he still lingered in her mind... Oneshot?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete