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Greetings, citizens. Here's a little bit about me.

Name: Well, I don't really like my given name, so you can all just call me Ciel, or Ciera, or Cier. Whatever floats your boat.

Residence: Somewhere in the smouldering little islands of Southeast Asia

Age: I'm currently 16, going 17 next year. A senior in high school. (I'm old -_-)

Likes: drawing, doodling, writing, eating, sleeping, and TV-ing

Dislikes: MATH!! and SCIENCE!! (I'd say studying, but then that'd include English, which I don't particularly hate.) Did I mention annoying sissy preps who think they're all that just 'coz they're rich? Yah, those people. Other than that, I pretty much like everyone.

Other Little Things You Might Like to Know About Moi

1. I'm a major laugher - how else would I get over all my humiliating experiences? (and believe me, there are a lot)

2. I'm extremely clumsy - ergo my need for #1.

3. I'm a super talker

4. I'm a slow reader

5. I hate children (Though I do find some cute. Note: some. It's rare, but it happens.)

6. I'm very very very uncomfortable around guys. Think mild phobia. (Is that weird?)

7. I hate fakers. You know, people who pretend to be your friend but secretly back-stab you as soon as you turn around?
Yah, those.

8. I dream of winning an award. (SKoW, TiRO, or the like) One day, I will write a story good enough to be nominated!!

Well, that's about it. I'll add more stuff when I have the time.

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Of All The Love Stories by JaseRaee reviews
Finish this sentence: Of all the love stories.... Denise has seen real love, experienced heartbreak and drunk love. And her friends have been with her through it all. Crazy stuff happens in life, Denise just thought it happened to other people.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,163 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Extreme Measures by flowersinfall reviews
“Set the mood? Maybe if I was having dinner with him or something but I really don’t think I need candles while spying on him with my best friend."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Something Ever After by belle.nisce reviews
Val Shore has a problem: She’s Ursula in her own screwed up little mermaid story. How do you get your happily ever after when you’re not the princess in the fairy tale? Plenty of love and laughter, with a twist of magic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,658 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Move Me by found.eventually reviews
“Look outside your window; you’d find me there. I could be stuffing my mouth with chocolate. I could be dreaming of us living blissfully; in love. I could be getting drenched by Mother Nature’s piss. I could be waiting. I am waiting. For you. I love you."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
My Fragmented Fairytale by candii-apple reviews
So here I am, standing ‘innocently’ inside my neighbour’s garage, possibly eavesdropping, when next thing I know I’m being swept off my feet – no joke. Let me tell you this is not my idea of my fairytale happy ending. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
The Dorky Idea by found.eventually reviews
“Let me guess,” Sam said into the intercom after a while, “You’re the singing leprechaun I hear people talking about.”“Close enough,” He answered,“Only I’m six-foot tall, I don’t have pots of gold, and despite popular belief, I can actually sing."one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Blind Substitution by found.eventually reviews
Being the substitute is like being called by your dad to pick up the newspapers when your dog is throwing a tantrum; Like having a girlfriend who only talks to you when her anime isn’t on; And like falling in love,but NEVER getting the girl. Oh,the agony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Candid Moments by found.eventually reviews
“How do you know that you’ve fallen in love with someone?” She asked meekly. He raised his eyebrows. “I know that I’m in love when I fart really loudly, and the first thought that pops into my mind is ‘damn, if only she was here to hear it’.” one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Cafe Au Lait reviews
Piper, a teenager who practically eats, sleeps, and breathes coffee, works in a coffee shop full of really hot guys. Life would have been perfect if her boss wasn't a megalomaniac, her coworkers weren't insane, and her mentor wasn't a total ass...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,420 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009