TurtleMoose19
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Joined 02-14-09, id: 653979, Profile Updated: 04-27-09
Author has written 5 stories for Kids, Fantasy, Humor, and Essay.

Well, there isn't a lot to say about me...I'm awesomely supreme and supremely awesome to the point that it should be illegal. And could survive for a month with nothing but the Twilight series, The Chronicles of Narnia, and Avatar: the Last Airbender. I love writing, even though my friends say I'm wierd. Thank you, and come again.

My Age:

Read my stories and guess. Whoever guesses right first will get...uh...something. Maybe...

Okay, Okay. How about I'll write a story for you. Does that sound fair?

10 Things I could Happily Die Laughing From:

1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4438859/1/AIM_With_The_Cullens

2. http://jakia.livejournal.com/

3. EIP on Youtube

4. Avatar: the Last Airbender

5. My friends

6. http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=9644

7. http://reel-me-in.blogspot.com/2008/05/chronicles-of-narnia-prince-caspian.html

8. http://princofwhales.livejournal.com/49667.html

9. SARCASM!!

10. And my own, pure, funnieness http://turtle-moose19.livejournal.com/ or http://turtles-ruletheworld.webs.com/

10 Other things:

1. Star Wars is my ringtone.

2. I totally wish Darth Vader was my father.

3. I'm the kind of person who could would and has thought of something funny at a random moment when everything is quiet, cracked up, an then have everyone staring at me.

4. If I filmed my friends at school one day and then sent it in to America's Funniest Home Videos, I could make millions.

5. I have the attention span of a small soap dish and-- LOOK, A FIRE HYDRANT!!

6. What were we talking about?

7. OMG my "D"key is being S-C-R-E-W-Y!!

8. Gr...

9."9" is such an awesome number...except my fav # is 3

10. TOODLES!!

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The Misadventures of a Lip Virgin by Has A WaywithWords reviews
/HIATUS/ I am a lip virgin. Never had a boyfriend or a kiss. Until a jerk named Hayden Michaels came along and proposed the stupid idea of fake dating. Throw in some obsessive stalkers and sarcasm, who knew something real could be fake? UNDER REVISIO
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,132 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
The Crush by Le Rose Clair du Nuit reviews
My heart for you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006
My Journal by YoLo NoR reviews
wrote this for creative writing, about me getting deserted on a deserted island for 12 days, what happens? (remember not a word panda)
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2005
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Skipping A Beat reviews
A letter I wrote to my best guy friend. I never gave it to him. Lets be clear--he's my best friend. Nothing more. But I do love him and he's been doing some stupid stuff lately. I wanted him to know this. Too bad he never will.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Complete
Mr Pudding Lord Dude & the Attack of the Pudding reviews
What is a small town to do when a lame villian attacks with pudding? Call in Axe, pudding eater, that's what!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
A Normal Day reviews
Life with this scary teacher is anything but normal! What happens when the classroom door is locked. No way in or out until the next morning; 12 kids, one teacher, all disaterous
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
A Short Giant
The shortest giant in Hugeville is teased non-stop. Until one day, an odd pair of leprachuans decide to pay a visit.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
A Day in the Life of Angie May reviews
Step into the world of 8-year old Angie May and her daring little mouse. Follow the two through their adventures, and learn that school isn't always what it seems to be... based off some of my teachers...DONT HURT ME!
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete