XxRaven Joann-Dawn MaakaxX
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Joined 02-15-09, id: 654167, Profile Updated: 07-04-14
Author has written 4 stories for Humor, Essay, and Horror.

Hi. My name is Raven and I love writing, gaming, practicing Tarot cards, reading, and listening to music. If I have any errors on my story (like spelling or grammar) please tell me (cause most likely I will!) Thanks for reading my Bio. Later!!

My Favorite Books:

Forest of Hands and Teeth series, Daughters of the Moon, Mark/Betrayed/Chosen, Vampire Kisses, Vampire Knight, Skip Beat, Girl Got Game, Nana, Host, Twilight, Tail of Moon, and anything that has to do with vampires or any manga I've read.

My favorite ships are: Kimi & Linda

That's about it so far. I know, my little profile is very boring but, hey, I don't have anything interesting to say yet!

Zet (Another nick name of mine)

P.S. Sorry I haven't written much. I have a huge rode block that makes it really hard to come up with stuff. I will up date as much as I can. So please review! ! !


You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

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Update 7/4/14

It's been four years, but this site is the best one. Though I do post things on other sites, it seems many people don't read random people's works. So I'm back, and hopefully my newest story (Eat the Dead Fear the Living) was almost not going to be continued. However, instead of letting negative feedback from a different site, I am going to post it here. The other site gave me a 2 out of 5 stars, because they only had two chapters, and said I was an idiot for trying to say a zombie has a heart. If they were able to read more, they would have understood why I said that. Anyway, I hope you enjoy my new work! Please feel free to give me any feed back!


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Eat the Dead Fear the Living reviews
A girl awakens after a building collapse of a confusing world. The undead walk around acting like humans and killing the humans off. Humans only find the need to eat the undead. She on the other hand is off to create a new era where the dead should fear the living, and the living eat the dead...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,403 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/4/2014
Hells High Morning Announcements
Funny morning announcements about a unusal school where the kids aren't normal, the teachers are crazy, the school is a castle, & everything happens on a hill top surrounded by a forest and a mote. Enjoy the announcements that are suppose to seem strange.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Published: 10/6/2011
I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It
Paige is living a normal life until her best friend tells her biggest secret. Not only does it change her friend's life, but it also changes hers. As she's trying to figure out fantasy from reality, she’s got to protect this mysterious egg.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,265 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009
English Essay's
I liked this essay about what we thought the future was going to be like, it's funny, and I thought I should share it with all of you Enjoy! Oh, this essay was about a poster we made of a timeline like thing for our life.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Published: 4/14/2009