Hey, I'm Jasmin...I don't know what really to say i was just tired of my profile being blank.

Here's a clip of my family life:

step mom:(annoyed and shocked) Jasmin you know what that little hooker said to me!

me: (looking away from the computer) haha are we talking about sydney? (notices little sister crying down stairs)

step mom: (nods) she came down crying saying that if i didn't get her a cupcake she was going to throw up.

me: (laughter) isn't she suppose to do that after she eats the cupcake?

step mom: (laughs)

little sister: (crying) Moooooommmmmyy

step mom: (sighs)

little brother: syndey shut up!

me: Alex you shut up!

step mom: i'm taking a nap. (leaves)

another...

step mom: so my mom told syndey about stranger danger last weekend so now everytime a strange gets to close to her she starts screaming stranger stranger.

me: at least you know she'll never get raped or taken.

Here's a little about myself; I'm:

Weird (and damn proud)

Entertaining(so I'm told)

Funny

RANDOM (That's the best way to live... well add a ly at the end and then that's the best way to live)

Loud (I can't help it)

Determinded

Lazy (on the weekend don't expect me up till about...1...P.M)

Faithful

Loyal

Friendly (sometimes that's kind of a problem)

ETC.

So there you learned something about me.

I have 3 stories on this website, but about 11 stories on my computer, and about 100 ideas for stories in my head. They are all very different, some funny others dramatic, Tragic, and some have all of that and more. I love Romances stories probably because I have no love life of my own ( Tear Tear). SO yeah that's me. Jasmin!

Random acts of Craziness: ON HIATUS

I just updated 4/14/09

I think I'm gonna look up pictures of the characters so you have a visual for the story, cause I find it better if i can picture a face in my head while I read. So that will be up here sometime or another.

Anastasia:

Just updated

I have most of the chapters typed up already. I don't know about it though...that's why I took it off and put it back up. Reviews would help me decide if I'll keep it up or not.

One of those Days:

First One shot. Just a random thing I wrote on day during my many days of my boring life lol. I know it's not my greatest work but it's funny (to me though a lot of things I think are funny sometimes aren't funny to others) Ashley Based off someone I know and loathe!

Quotes:

"If someone wants to walk out of your life... Let. Them. Go. Some people are suppose to be in you life for a lifetime some people suppose to be there for a season. Don't confuse the lifetime people with the seaonal people."Madea from Madea Goes to Jail (the play)

"Did you just call me stupid?!" "Well for an educated women you just had a really...dumb moment."- Sonny from Madea Goes to Jail (the play)

"When the getter get me I got go on and get my glock." Madea from Madea Goes to Jail (the movie)

"You sitting here looking like 212 pounds...of a clogged artery." Madea from Madea Goes to Jail (the play)

"...and I hope one day you'll see, nobody has it easy."- Everybody Knows by: John Legend

"Basically...I wish that you loved me...I wish that you needed me..."- Nicest Things by: Kate Nash

"I've got a thousand opinions but not the time or place to explain."- Mouthwash by: Kate Nash

"Cheated by the opposite of love."- Cheated Hearts by: Yeah, yeah, yeahs

"Baby I'm afraid of a lot of this but I'm not afraid of loving you"- Yeah, yeah, yeahs

"I've never feared the unexpected until I found myself in this peculiar place."- No Good by:Kate Voegele

"Reach for the stars so if you fall you'll land on a cloud."- Homecoming by:Kanye West

"My reign is as far as your eyes can see."- Amazing by: Kanye West

"Everybody know I got the world up in my hand and I aint gonna let it go."- I'm the Ish by: Dj Class Ft. Kanye West (KanyeWest Part)