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 Author has written 11 stories for Humor, Romance, and General. I ALREADY KNOW I suck at spelling, I have a knack for run on sentences, and yes my writing style is incredibly random. NEW information would be FANTASTIC. If you feel a need to tell me I'm bad at all the things I've just listed... Thank you department of redundancy, department. If you review with a new opinion or your thoughts on the story thanks! P.S. I have recently realized I have an apparent facination with having my characters kidnapped? It's very odd. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx So I'm working very slowly but very surely on the Not Book, Bandit, the Second Not Book, and A few others that I've started and haven't posted or finished. Sorry my writing mojo is down just a little. O.o |
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Wayward Home by WyldeLoneStar reviews
A small town, country story. Eve left home to escape her abusive step father and start a new life. She didn't expect to meet Jake, or his brother Josh. She certainly didn't expect her past to catch up with her so quickly. *Story removed and will be published as free on Kindle. Too many have asked to "copy" my work, which makes me wonder how many aren't asking.*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
An Excellent Thief by Corinna Tate reviews
You'll love him; he's a thief who wears his story on his skin. You'll hate her; she's a liar, who's broken inside. The plot is twisted, and so are the characters. Be warned: Increasingly graphic sex and profanity. Not a sweet love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 45 - Words: 277,793 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Love Game by All Over You reviews
She's the sarcastic bitchy girl. He's the panty-dropping manwhore. The only rule of the game: Don't fall in love. Who ever falls first, loses. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Only the Benefits by dancin-in-the-rain reviews
I hate you," he hissed. Rolling my eyes, I said, "The feeling is mutual." He shook his head, looking over my shoulder. Eyes growing wide, he whispered urgently, "Kiss me!" I blinked. "WHAT?" I asked, eyebrows up. "Kiss me, now!" He ordered, bending down.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,430 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Not a Show for HBO by Polka Panda Rockstar reviews
Diana Whitney is in love with her emotionally dead best friend. Having that on her plate should have been enough to keep her busy. Keywords: should have. Enter her dad's fiance Charlotte Gander, her 2 daughters and twin sons. Twin sons. Keywords: Uh oh.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,842 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007
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One Shot: Bridget
Bridget learns to dance.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Complete
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What does it all mean? Kolbe Benson is on a journey of life where she learns her decisions and the decisions of those around her are what make it all worthwhile and fun to be around for...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,276 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011
When in Rome No When in the Jazz Room reviews
"Are you pregnant?" Genesis was getting confused now. "No! I'm not pregnant! I'm going to go to Europe on our month together! It's not nearly as horrifying as me being pregnant." Kendall was stressed; maybe she should have just showed up without calling
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,971 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Complete
Bandit reviews
When Zach Bank's life turned upside down, and he lost everything that was anything to him, he decided it was time to let go of the past and grasp onto the present. Live for the future, only of course after getting revenge against the man who distroyed him
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,743 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010
Central High Freshman Year Semester One reviews
This is High School drama at its craziest. Think twice about dating a girl, the amount of jealousy she feels can consume her. Decide you want to be best friends with the opposit sex preparted to have a realtionship warp. Good luck folks.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Complete
The Island reviews
“Fine, from here on out we are happy, no sarcastic shit, no bitching at you. I’ll be nice and not stop myself and by the end of this week when Timmons is back you and I will have our one way ticket off this island and back to our normal lives.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
The Not Book reviews
GET UP YOU USELESS FEDERAL BASTARD!" I yelled at him. "What just happened?" "You got knocked out and almost got us killed that's what happened, oh and I caught our perp."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,274 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Don't Feed the Models reviews
“Eric.” She managed. “Mmhmm?” he asked still staring at her lips. “Quit flirting and just kiss me.” Pretty direct she thought, she guessed he got the message because he pulled her into him and kissed her
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
The 702 reviews
He placed it in her hand. “You hold on to that, that’s the first time you ever stood up to this bastard and don’t you ever forget that you are stronger than him. Got that?” He asked now kneeling down at her level. “Got it Uncle Gary.” She said
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,946 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
Creating Yourself reviews
“NO! SHE SHOULD NOT JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON!” Genesis shouted trying not to laugh at Teeg’s remark. “Why?” Sandra said indignantly, she wasn’t going to just go have sex with Tyler but that was her choice not Sissy’s. “Because you are too young!” Genesis y
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,181 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Complete
The Country Girl reviews
“No can do!” She laughed; she was already yanking her shirt off, standing in her jeans and a sports bra. Timmy shook his head, she didn’t mean to tease but damned if she wasn’t. She was standing there, her perfect little body with curves that wouldnt stop
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,144 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete