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Joined 02-17-09, id: 654570, Profile Updated: 01-12-18
Author has written 7 stories for Romance.

.About Me.

I don't know what to put here except maybe I made my profile myself. I'm always up for reviewing a story, but a lot of people don't understand that it is much harder to review an incomplete story than it is a complete one. What if I say that I think the main character is unrealistically timid, and it turns out he/she ? I don't it when things turn out like that. Make sure you check out my LiveJournal, where I will post entries consisting of writing tips.


S. Eli is not active. But she appreciates that people still read her stuff, even though she can't bring herself to do anything more than skim it. I want to delete everything SO BAD, but I'm scared I'll regret it, so there we go. The page stays.

This is where I found the confidence to keep writing, and even though I'm never on here anymore, I hope it still works that way for everyone else.

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Dear Imagination by Loly Darko reviews
An angry, anthropophobic loner gets thrust into the world of typical teen socialization, aggravating freshmen and unbearable crushes when her new neighbors, a chatterbox and a bully, move in. A darker twist on the bad boy/good girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,986 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 106 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
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Oh, Brother
I will not let the hardships stop me from living life, and I will never let it bring me down. This is the republishing of a short, amatuer story of a girl--almost raped--who was relocated in the South.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,486 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Complete
Driving Me Bananas! reviews
Even though I should be happy I did the dare, I can't help but feel like I lost. Especially with this gorilla breathing in my ear...can you say awkward? I hope this doesn't become an Ann Darrow-type situation...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
Punch Drunk Love reviews
."Hey, baby, am I crazy? Or was you giving me the eye?" Keisha Lewis: Gorgeous, lethal and off-limits. Courtney Peterson: One unlucky guy. Isn't it amazing to think about what 3, 7 shots of tequila could do to your life?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,057 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010
Boys That Play Hard To Get reviews
All my life, either people have wanted to be my friend, or wanted to be my enemy. They came to ME. But now that I actually WANT someone to be my friend, the guy won't give me the time of day. I guess we're going to have to do this the hard way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,725 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009
The Texas Gas Pedophile reviews
What I am doing is not stalking.It is not, not, not, not stalking. Wait, how many “not”’s is that? I stand before the local Texas Gas station trying not to look like a complete stalker, but I’m not sure if I’m succeeding. My trench coat doesn't help.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
What I Found In My Locker reviews
Ace Reporter Lucy has to get to the bottom of the story...about the roses in her locker.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
The BreakUps reviews
A short one-shot about a girl breaking up with her boyfriend. And how he just ignores her anyway.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete